Friday, June 26, 2009

Mango Poop Detective and Contests

The Mango is very distressed by the discovering of a most peculiar activity that takes place in the UK. You can click here to watch the movie. I am not sure what to say. At least I don't see any doggies participating.

For the past several nights, I have been rudely awakened from my meditations at odd hours.

To Pee-Wee making really gross sounds;

Squick - chi, squick - chi, bluuuuuurp... GACK!

Each time I would race out to see what he was doing only to see him shoot some barf like substance out his stinky mouth and then suck it right back down as if it were connected by a string.

Perhaps it was, because yesterday, I found THIS in his poop!


Whatever could it be?

Time for Mango Poop Detective to take charge!

I seemed to recall that I had of late spotted the midget spending an inordinate amount of time in the dog cave examining his bottom near the chair upon which Momma piles many things.

Upon closer inspection, it became clear that the chair had been permanently deprived of some of its stuffings!


I advised that it was time to apply the Bitter Apples lest the little devil consume the entire chair.

The Dotty Old Hen actually tasted it herself to see if it would work.


(don't worry, she didn't squirt the squirt, she is just giving him a whiff).

Case closed thanks to my super sleuthing powers. Alimentary my dear Watson (hee hee, I had to say that).

Now there has been much sadness in blog land lately and so I want to remind everybody that several doggies are running some most exciting contests that should help us to have good cheer.

Bolo is seeking photos of doggies doing their snoopervising duties.

Ike is looking for your best photos of summer.

I think Mona is collecting sleepy photos, but you will have to visit her bloggy because I accidentally lost the pee-mail she sent me (Mona, maybe you can send again, OK?)

The little scottie doggies have a stick out your tongue contest. For this one you have to post your photos and then let those scotties know you did.

Pee-Wee was quite keen to get the jump on this one, so I let him choose a photo.

Amateur! This is what a stick out your tongue picture looks like!

And of course Eduardo has his big multi-contest contest going on (at which I am a judge). The Lovely MFT herself is judging the Best Paw Placement. I am quite stressed over what photo to submit of my large and complex placements, so I am asking my friends to help me choose.

What do you think?



Mango Man! Oh yeah!


chicamom85 said...

I am sorry to read about all the unpleasantness with well you know the poop thing. My Mom does have some of that nasty spray and I hate it. Thank you for telling us about all the contests, we love contests. I can't decide which paw formation I like best they are both like art really. The second one shows a little more dextarity.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Do woo think it is the lakhk of sun over yonder that khauses THAT kind of 'fun'?

As fur your meditation being so rudely interupted, oh yes, PeeWee was surely a bad bad boy!

I just know the sadness will be lifting soon...Laska will be home soon!

I khan't khomment on the paws pikhs...but woo understand!

Hugz&Khysses to my favourite Sherlokhk!

Miss Khyra

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

With your deductive powers, I can't believe that the DOH would EVER suggest that your mental capacities are anything short of genius! I like #2, on the paw placement - very artistic and genteel for the Relentlessly Huge!

*kissey face*

Lady Kaos said...

You're a very good detective! That's kind of disturbing that it was trying to come out one end and wouldn't.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We like #2 best, Mango!
We loved the cheese rolling contest! We honestly thought mom was going to wet her pants she was laughing so hard! We do think it was a bit unfair that no doggies were participating!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

ocmist said...

We like #2 (of the possible contest pics--- not the #2 pic) the best of these two, but we remember one where you had artistically made a "41" out of your legs several blogs back... We commented on it then. Do you remember?

Yes, thanks so much for the contest news. Dott wants to enter the meditation one as she is pretty good at it.

We were also sorry to hear your sad news in your last blog, and will be thinking about (and Mom is praying for) her parents, as we know how much a good friend can be missed. OC

Anonymous said...

Wow Mango, not only are you a great detective, you also are a talented pun-tificator as well.

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

Definitely #2! Love it!

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

I'm not sure what those people were doint in that video, but it looked painfull..

I like #2...

Abby xxxooo

Ike said...

#2. Heh.

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Great detective work there Mango man! I like the 2nd picture for paws placement. Scampi like to make so much slurping noise that I have decided to sleep in another room!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Joe Stains said...

Dude is PeeWee related to Tanner??? He eats and pukes and eats and pukes, he is so very annoying! Sorry about that chair too. I just don't know if its fair to enter all the contests, I mean, have you seen me??

GoldenSamantha said...

Mango - that tongue pic is... well... words fail me at this moment, but Dexter's chair stuffing munchies don't even appeal to me and I'll try just about anything once. #2 Mango, #2.
Great paws. And thanks for the contest pupdates - huge (scuse) help.
Hugs xo

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
I thought I'd be able to do anything for cheese but sure not that! Weird people!
I can see Dexter has been busy chewing that chair!
Kisses and hugs


Hey Mango,

I like the 2nd paw picture best.
Yuck...Dexter needs to be a little more careful of what he puts in his mouth.

My e-mails addresses are and


Sprite, the odd dog. said...

did you use to have a cat? Looks like what came out... eeeeeew.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Oh gosh! We've had some of that sort of thing come out of Dennis's back end too, except that several times I've had the dubious pleasure of having to take a paper towel and manually pull it out after it got stuck halfway. *SHUDDER*

Brodie and Ailsa said...

HI Pee-Wee, dids you have a dangly? , dids your mums have to helps it out? dids she run round trying to find some long grass or a bits of paper to grip it with? (ggggg) yep I get danglys. All these competitions. my Mums spent ages trying to catch my tounge out an she kept missing it. hope shes not going to try meditations and paw positions. we'll never get any sleeps. Sorry yo getting this note twice. Mums havin senor moment and put it in rong place

MJ's doghouse said...

wow mango you are a fab detective...maybe you can detect where my mom and dads brains have gone...getting another puppy...what are they thinking..thank goodness one is gone...and i hear this one is going soon....and by the way...i like the sexond whoops second legs picture...

wally said...


What is up with the PeeWee putting things in his belly that do not belong there? It's a good thing he has a Poop Detective on call.

As for the goings on in England, they ARE chasing cheese which seems like a fairly reasonable thing to do, as humans go.

wally t.

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

We think you must be an expert in sticking out your tongue!!

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh Mango - that picture of you in your Sherlock get-up is just priceless!! I think it ought to be on a card!!

Glad to hear that you got to the bottom (no pun intended!) of Dexter's poop mystery!

I like the 1st paw placement picture myself!

About your dance routine and sitting while your human walks around you...ask your human to take just 1 step to your L or R first and click & treat if you keep your bum on the ground. Do that a few times, then she can try 2 steps and only C&T if you keep your bum on the ground...and gradually, she can work her way around you, 3 steps, 4 steps, 5,6,7...until she is walking all the way around you and you can stay sitting the whole time. The key is not to rush you! Even if you just practise 1 step for a few days, and then 2 steps for a few days...etc. Hope that helps!

Honey the Great Dane

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You are a very wise poop detective, Mango! We vote for photo #2 fur paw placement!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Daisy Dog said...

Ewwww poop!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

So...did you leave the Peewee refuse on the counter like the others?????????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....

Stan's been tryin' to meditate all day...he does all Dale floppy thing and collaspes in the grass and lies pawfectly still with his eyes open.

Scruffy and I don't meditate...we barely sleep.

If we have any mysteries round here, Darling, I'll call you Sherlock Hounds...

Your Beastie...

Agatha and Archie said...

hee he heee alimentary dear watson...HO HO HO HO HO..really good one......As for that cheese rolling movie??We get it..totally...We would roll down a hill for cheese.....Love A+A

Mack said...

At first I thought it was part of a chicken skeleton in his poopies!

Mom says she has stock in the Bitter Apple company, whatever that means...

Murphy Dogg said...

Ah, the old "stuffing in the poop" conundrum. This has happened to my little sis Ginger a few times where Dad had to actually pull the stuffing out of her little butt. Ga-ross. At least Pee Wee does your mom the honor of doing it himself.
Murphy Dogg

Anonymous said...

hi mango,
me and my human are happy that dexter didn't get sick from trying to eat the chair!

we also think you look very handsome in your sherlock holmes hat (cap?)!

cheese rolling?
looks like fun!

and finally: CONGRATULATIONS on winning photo of the month!!!
it was an HONOR to be nominated along with you!


Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango
Congratulations on winning photo of the month - we always said that was a great photo!
Now as for this business in your video link regarding strange practices in the UK. Can we point out that this bizarre activity takes place in England - NOT Scotland!
We will let you draw your own conclusions.
We thought that was a very important piece of detective work you carried out and loved the hat!!!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango you are some detective... Great job.. WE love your foot placement...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Anonymous said...

just the other day there was a digested paper towel hanging from Annabelle's bum....oh the disgusting things we deal with to have dogs...

1000 Goldens said...

Nice work Watson, and you look more handsome than usual in your hat. I think PeeWee has a good chance of winning the tongue contest. That photo is awfully cute.

The OP Pack said...

What bloody idiots those cheese rolling blokes were!!! Humans are really nutso!

Great detective work, Mango, and we hope Pee Wee is feeling better so you can get a better night's sleep.

woos, the OP Pack

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

Mango what wonderful paw pacement - i think you need to submot #2 - and what expert detective work - great job

woodrow sweetie mj

Rufus, Indie (and Anita) said...

We need to do a contest update! OOPS!
Loved the photos!
Rufus and Indie