Imagine my horror when I logged in this morning to see the following email
Tank said you can send us more artillery in our War on the Squirrels. We are running low and require your most sophisticated arsenal. Please see our report at http://www.dozerandcoop.blogspot.com for what we need. Thank you,
I could not believe it! Surely this must be a hoax!
Then, whilst reading my morning paper I saw this ACTUAL PHOTO from North Georgia!
Holy crap! The squirrels are planning an insurrection or something.
I sprung into action!
The best deterrent for those pesky rodents is a good dose of Mango suds. I quickly got to work making a fresh supply.
I have found that Mango suds, applied liberally to trees makes it impossible for those relentless rodents to climb, subsequently leaving them helpless on the ground. Just look at this ACTUAL PHOTO of a recent experiment I performed applying Mango suds to half of the trees in the forest.
I had to get my most powerful weapon where it was most needed with great haste!
But Georgia is quite far outside the Rt. 495 force field. I needed to use my emergency transport.
I'm on my way!
I stopped in PA to pick up my right hand dude, Scruffman. On the way, I ingested huge amounts of livers thereby increasing the amounts of Mango gasses to lethal levels. I told Scruffer to grab his blowtorch and light it up.
That should give them something to think about.
Meanwhile, the Lacie Beast has shown uncharacteristic self-sacrifice by volunteering to go undercover to infiltrate the extra top secret Squirrel High Intelligence Training House. Good luck, little gal, don't forget to bring some nuts.
From the way Stanny is looking at her, I think that disguise must be quite convincing.
Back in Master Chew Sits, Pee-Wee volunteered to start a freedom train of Mango suds to deliver all around the country.
Now I know you said not to send Pee-Wee, but the little guy wanted to help out.
the big guns are headed straight your way!
I am loaded for squirrel!!!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!