Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Somewhat Disturbing News and Pressies!

I intercepted a most disturbing email from my sissy-in-law, Shannon containing few words, but THIS ACTUAL PHOTO!

I fear the worst. Look at those little piggies assaulting that nice blond gal. I sure hope my human brother isn't planning on letting one of those Pee-Wee Midget Hump Meisters into his house.

Best to dwell on more pleasant thoughts.

Such as,

I got a pressie in the mail from Mango Minor! He said it was a belated birthday pressie. Whatever. Pressies are good anytime.

Let's see what we have...

As usual, the foodables portion of my pressie was confiscated by the DOH for "later."

No bother, there were two exciting toys to choose from.

Which one first?

The big green thing! This is fantastic. It is all bumpy inside my mouth and makes most satisfying moans and groans when I bitey it.

Proper playtime is exhausting. I needed to take a break.

Hey! How did that happen?

Alright, on to Spidey. Let's see how tough you are. Gimmie, gimmie!

Whoops, I accidentally detached his Spidey rope. Hey, that's kind of fun all by itself, you know?

For about 30 seconds. Heh heh.

Then it is back into action to conquer Spidey. He put up quite a fight.

Had me knocked down and struggling for my life.

Until I managed to reposition him. Let me tell you, all the fight went right out of old Spidey once he was at risk of a beheading.

Momma was concerned I might give Spidey a view of my insides.

Well, that IS a possibility. He's kind of small and slippery once he stops wiggling. Nom, nom, nom.

Having subdued Spidey by placing all but one leggie into my large and super hero conquering mouth, I got to wondering what had become of Pee-Wee.

Ugh, I should have known. I think he is going to break something the way he flings his little self about like this.

(sometimes I cannot get movies to work right, so you can also watch the stupid labradork by clicking here).

Bearing in mind that I am supposed to share, I invited the squirt over to have a go at Spidey.

Retrieve, retrieve, retrieve, what is it with this kid?

I am sorry to report that after a most vigorous entertainment with my new toys, they somehow wound up in a forbidden zone (per Momma to be returned "later" due to requiring snoopervision).

Is it later now? Please can I have my pressies back?

Thank you, Mango Minor, I love my Spidey and Green Thing and can't wait to sample the foodables!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Rut Roh!

I see a LabInvasion in the making!

I'll admit - it might be kindasorta fun to see WOO next to one of the LabraDork starter kits!

Nice khollekhtion of treasures from MangoMinor!


pam said...

Is that a new yoga pose in the last picture Mango? It looks, what's the word, ummmm odd, yeah oddly relaxing.

Bobo and Meja

Winterdark said...

That looks like so much fun! Except for the water bit. Dexter, you can have my share of baths and pool time if you want.


Jake of Florida said...

I so identify with you and your toy-stealing brother. This is the way it is here: I find a toy and get comfortable squeaking it. No matter where he is, no matter how many toys he has at his disposal, JH hears the squeaks and comes over to check it out. As soon as something distracts me for a second -- a noise outside, anything -- JH steals the toy from me and proceeds to squeak it under my nose.

I, being the principled, honorable mature dog that I am, just shake my head and move on!!!

Lots of wirey love,


Brind'Amour said...

Whoa, I think you put a big scare into that Spidey dude of yours. How come you can't have the foodables? Humans are weird....


Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Wonderful pressies and foodables!! You scored!!

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

Those toys look fantastic! I like the picture of the one little spidey leg hanging out of your mouth.

*whispers* Oh Dex you were so cute playing in the water, but don't tell Mango Man.

Storm & Jackal

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Wooo what wonderful toys and goodies. I am sure you had fun with them, but now you have to keep that other thing from stealing them from you. I know, the BC takes mine all of the time...
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

we agree totally pressiesd are great at any time

those looked like great pressies

woodrow sweetie mj

Mack said...

Looks like brother may have a very own hump meister of his own! You really should run over there and warn him.

What cool pressies Little Mango sent you.

♥Mimi♥ said...

Mango, you are one, very happy dog! There is never a day that we don't have a good time coming over to visit with you! BTW, those lil' piggies are just too cute for words!

Rufus, Indie (and Anita) said...

Pawsome presents Mango! Spidey is a tough opponent!
Rufus and Indie

Dennis the Vizsla said...

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, who can eat him? Mango can!"

Dozer and Coop said...

We definitely like the green thing. Does it have a name?

When are you sending Wall-E to us?

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Pressies are so fun! You sure enjoyed yours.

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm...how come some of those labradude puppers were different colors?? I'm confused....

As for Peewee in that pool...did you accidently put him on the spin cycle in that video...or on tumble dry???? Was he dizzy????

I dunno, Mango...

That Spidey Man is very attractive...does he date???

Love and kisses, darling...


bbes tribe said...

Mango you look soooooo relaxed in the last picture. The green thing and spidey gave you a real workout. So much fun!! Liked the spidey leg hanging out your mouth. Glad he didn't get the best of you.
Figured you could handle him. The pool is great for labdudes.
Ernie & Sasha

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

My Mom always wonders what is up with the 'retrieve, retrieve, retrieve' thing, too. (Uh, Mom, I'm half 'Retriever'. That's kinda what we DO.) Looks like you got GREAT pressies, and were super kind to share them with Pee-Wee. (Those miniature Pee-Wee look-a-likes kinda scare me. Looks like they are plotting something to me...). And finally, thanks for providing yet More Proof that you are the Superest Hero of them all - way to show Spidey who's boss!

*kissey face*

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

What great pressies!
Gus and Waldo

Mason Dixie said...

What a great box of goodies!!

GoldenSamantha said...

Cool pressies Mango - you look extremely satiated in that last photo! And I think you could throw a load of wash into the pool with Dexter and it would clean up nicely.
Huggies xo

Martha Basset said...

Great presents - loved the green thing and the spiderman. Martha is always stealing my toys.
What cute puppies in the first picture - can we have one?
Bailey xx

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

What great toys! We're very glad Spidey didn't get to see your insides...probably not quite as glad as your momma since WE wouldn't be the ones paying the v-e-t bills!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Checkers said...

that was a fun day you had mango with the pressies and playing with the lab - I hope they don't bring those little squirts to your house either - but then again it might be fun to have another doggie around

The OP Pack said...

Glad to see that our superhero Mango put that Spidey-boy in his place.

woos, TD and Phantom

Cookie and Cinnamon's Mum said...

Love your new toys, especially the spiderman!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

those are some wonderful toys you got. Sure glad you were nice enough to share with Pee-Wee..
Pee-Wee sure likes the pool..

Great roaching job... You make us proud.

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

chicamom85 said...

How fun Mango and it is very nice to share with Dexter. Do you have to share your treats also?? I hope not. I will not share mine with anyone or dog. I like the spiderman toy, you must be a superhero to be able to take on spiderman. Did he try to web you?

My Mom says the top picture is so cute but please don't put ideas in her head.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

We loved the music accompanying PeeWee. Very apropo (sp?). The last pic of you rolling should be set to music too! Looks like you sure enjoyed Spidy and Green Thing. (I have always loved those loofa dogs---they loose squeeks and guts very fast at our place.) Great photos Mango Master! (MiniMang did good on the pressies)
XXOO-BRD & Hootie

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrr Mango
love the spidy toy Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

cookie said...

Mango, I would dispose of that picture of the piglets, so noone gets any ideas.
We had no idea you were able to control a SUPER HERO!!!! You are the man Mango, Noone can bend a spidy to his will like you can.

Cookie and crew

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey that big green thing is really......big. Lucky you're a big dude matie and can clearly handly it. Not so sure about that spidy toy. We're not fond of spidys down here.....eeeep.


Painter Pack said...

Woo is so brave and strong!! Taking on Spidey all by yourself! I thinks woo is the bestest superhero ever!!

Mya Boo Boo

Chloe and Libby said...

Mango, if you ever need any other help testing out your toys, just call. We don't get to play with toys here in our house, my mommy says its too many of us, and somebody always gets hurt.
It looked like you had a load of fun,

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

What a fun post to read and an AFV to watch!
I Mango Minor chose the greenie for you and Spidy for both of you playing rope pulling!
Only you deserve the greenie, it about my size, squeeze it, bite it, skin it, Mango.
Oh one more funny thing, in the last picture, I thought I saw your impressive major trademark but when I biggied it, it turned out to be your right paw, haha!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
I see a Labradude puppy in your brother's future!
Those toys are pawesome! Mango chose them very well!
Kisses and hugs

Moco said...

Another event filled day on the estate.

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Hi Mango!
What cute little puppies!
I love the pics of you playing with your new toys from little Mango - you look adorable!!
And I also love the video of your dorky brother... hahah - thanks for the laugh and smiles!


How do you do it? You get tons of gifts! I would be roaching like you all day. Now if you could only do a sun dance. Spin like that faster you may spin the earth so we can see the sun soon.


Sophie Brador said...

That spidey dude is making the rounds. He was over at Joe's the other day too. Love all that roaching!


Amber and Nala said...

WHOA....that Spidey toy is COOL! :) Good job conquering it and I hope you get your toys back soon. :) Do you think one of those puppies will come to your house?? Oh dear, you better find out soon. Guess what? Ok, don't guess...I will just tell you. I watched Hotel for Dogs tonight and it was hilarious! I kept thinking of you every time I saw the big Mastiff!


River said...

Great pressies! You and PeeWee had a fun playtime. Thanks for sharing!

love & wags,

Life With Dogs said...

That is quite a haul - and you should not underestimate the power of the Spidey rope. Keep it around for catching cats!

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...


Thanks for coming by our blog! We have toys like your green one but they are probably half the size.

What is wrong with that labdog? He LIKES the water? Oh, yeah, we had heard that about them. Mom has to keep one hand on us when we are in the pool. But that might be because the only time we go into the pool is for a bath. How much fun is that???

Let us know how good the foodables are!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Deefor said...

Happy peelated-- I mean belated barkday Mango Man. Great presents. That long green thing looks like fun.

Arrow is like Dex with water-- he even tries to jump in the fountains in the park.


Tibby said...

Hi Mango!
You got some wonderful pressies! Those toys look like lots of fun! It's too bad that they were taken away for later!
:) Tibby

Maggie and Mitch said...

Has Hector met Spidey yet, Mango? I bet they'd get along great! That was very nice of MangoMinor!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Nibbles Treats said...

Mango man, we have one of those green doggies too. We love it!

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mom is always telling Louie "Don't lick the toad."

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Doctor Dre said...

Hi Mango!

Thanks for visiting my blog. I've never met a mastiff before, but from what I can see, you are huge! I probably will fit right in your mouth and maybe drown in your slobber.


Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

Wow...What great pressies...

Did you conquer Spidey yet??

Abby xxxooo

Eric said...

Mango. Minor Mango has exceedingly good taste. How nice of him to show you. And oh the cheese rolling thing? Eeek north of Watford...never venture there for reasons you can see!!!

Wiry wags n kssies, Eric xx

1000 Goldens said...

I really love the big green thing Mango...

wally said...

MANGO MONKEY STICK! Ok, that looks like a weiner dog and not a monkey stick but either way it is PAWESOME! I was first worried that the forbidden zone was in someone's tummy and that "later" would be in a post about poo. Whew.

wally t.

Joe Stains said...

Our Spidey is in the 'later zone' too because Tanner chewed his foot off. What a total MENACE. Anyway, those are some great presents you got there, Mango Minor is the best.