I intercepted a most disturbing email from my sissy-in-law, Shannon containing few words, but THIS ACTUAL PHOTO!
I fear the worst. Look at those little piggies assaulting that nice blond gal. I sure hope my human brother isn't planning on letting one of those Pee-Wee Midget Hump Meisters into his house.
Best to dwell on more pleasant thoughts.
I got a pressie in the mail from Mango Minor! He said it was a belated birthday pressie. Whatever. Pressies are good anytime.
Let's see what we have...
As usual, the foodables portion of my pressie was confiscated by the DOH for "later."
No bother, there were two exciting toys to choose from.
Which one first?
The big green thing! This is fantastic. It is all bumpy inside my mouth and makes most satisfying moans and groans when I bitey it.
Proper playtime is exhausting. I needed to take a break.
Hey! How did that happen?
Alright, on to Spidey. Let's see how tough you are. Gimmie, gimmie!
Whoops, I accidentally detached his Spidey rope. Hey, that's kind of fun all by itself, you know?
For about 30 seconds. Heh heh.
Then it is back into action to conquer Spidey. He put up quite a fight.
Had me knocked down and struggling for my life.
Until I managed to reposition him. Let me tell you, all the fight went right out of old Spidey once he was at risk of a beheading.
Momma was concerned I might give Spidey a view of my insides.
Well, that IS a possibility. He's kind of small and slippery once he stops wiggling. Nom, nom, nom.
Having subdued Spidey by placing all but one leggie into my large and super hero conquering mouth, I got to wondering what had become of Pee-Wee.
Ugh, I should have known. I think he is going to break something the way he flings his little self about like this.
(sometimes I cannot get movies to work right, so you can also watch the stupid labradork by clicking here).
Bearing in mind that I am supposed to share, I invited the squirt over to have a go at Spidey.
Retrieve, retrieve, retrieve, what is it with this kid?
I am sorry to report that after a most vigorous entertainment with my new toys, they somehow wound up in a forbidden zone (per Momma to be returned "later" due to requiring snoopervision).
Is it later now? Please can I have my pressies back?
Thank you, Mango Minor, I love my Spidey and Green Thing and can't wait to sample the foodables!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!