Momma tried to make a movie to demonstrate my hugeness. I suppose she wanted me to sit down nicely, but I was having none of it and favored her instead with my large and muscular bottom as well as a couple of well place head butts.
She also demonstrates the proper form for leg weaves with large doggies. Please ignore inane comments. I suspect that she was a bit dorky from walking Pee-Wee in the hot sun.
You can watch my movie by clicking here. Oh yeah, momma wants me to tell you that she is 5 feet and 6 inches tall and thus qualifies as a full sized human.
As my alert readers know, Honey, the big, blond, clever Dane is running a slobber contest. Yes indeed.
Here are my official slobbers photos.
To start, a subtle, blowing in the wind.
Post swim slobbers.
Action slobber! Stand back! I have a slime radius of about 10 feet and it is not unknown for my slobbers to wind up on the ceiling.
And finally, full force suds machine! Crank it up, baby!
Of course the all time queen of slobber was my Beautiful Raja who crossed over the bridge when I was a baby and before I could learn her amazing techniques.
In her memory, here is a short movie demonstrating her skills.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!