Friday, July 31, 2009

Hugeness Demonstration and Slobber Photos

Momma tried to make a movie to demonstrate my hugeness. I suppose she wanted me to sit down nicely, but I was having none of it and favored her instead with my large and muscular bottom as well as a couple of well place head butts.

She also demonstrates the proper form for leg weaves with large doggies. Please ignore inane comments. I suspect that she was a bit dorky from walking Pee-Wee in the hot sun.

You can watch my movie by clicking here. Oh yeah, momma wants me to tell you that she is 5 feet and 6 inches tall and thus qualifies as a full sized human.

Whatever.

As my alert readers know, Honey, the big, blond, clever Dane is running a slobber contest. Yes indeed.

Here are my official slobbers photos.


To start, a subtle, blowing in the wind.




Post swim slobbers.




Action slobber! Stand back! I have a slime radius of about 10 feet and it is not unknown for my slobbers to wind up on the ceiling.



And finally, full force suds machine! Crank it up, baby!





Of course the all time queen of slobber was my Beautiful Raja who crossed over the bridge when I was a baby and before I could learn her amazing techniques.

In her memory, here is a short movie demonstrating her skills.


Mango Man! Oh yeah!

34 comments:

dewdana said...

Wow RH... not that I had any doubt that you actually were RH but that video seals it!
Moose's drool mostly happens in strings, he does not really make suds unless he is running around AND in a new place (no idea why, those are just the rules!). And of course even when he does the volume can not compete with your mastiff self or beautiful Raja either. As for the video of Raja... the only thing worse than long strings of drool, is when the longs strings of drool suddenly disappear... you never know where you will find them!

chicamom85 said...

Mango, take no offense to this, but Mom is laughing so hard from watching you trying to sit that she has tears coming down her eyes. Shes a dork.

Mango I think your nose is as big as my whole head. Great slobbering, I will remember if ever we should meet to keep clear at slobber shake times. Very nice form though and I must say not quite as gooey looking as Honeys fine slobber. You are the Mango, the handsome one, we love you.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Tank said...

Good grief. You definitely deserve the the title RH. I'm in awe and to be honest... intimidated by your massiveness. My t-shirt will give me even more comfort after seeing that video.

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

Mango Man you were being a bit pushy in that video! Naughty boy! When you were drinking you sounded like you were inhaling the whole bowl! Wow!

The shot of your paw in your Mom's hand was amazing. It's almost bigger than her's. I'm impressed!

I have no comment on the drool except for GROSS!!!! I don't think I could handle that. Good thing you have a good Mastiff Momma.

Agatha and Archie said...

Well we certainly were behind in our reading...SO MUCH has happned at house of Mango and PeeWee.....Uhhhmmm don't take this the wrong way but PL2 was really laughing when your PL kept going under you.Really we had NO idea you were THAT huge!! And I think you should be my partner if I ever get to that level.Can you imagine?!!! Love and kisses A+A as we are typing it has turned PITCH BLACK( it is NOT night) THis could be the end of the world...)

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Mango,

I am just starting to realize you might not fit in my stroller. However I do think our large size difference would attract a lot of attention on the red carpet.

xoxo
Pumpkin

BRUTUS said...

Your noble hugeness-

That is some exceptionally impressive slobber! Maybe they could find some sort of use for it (cure some tropical disease or the like), seeing as you can produce it so plentifully. Raja's shoe-string variety was very notable, but I like the frothy/foamy type the best. Also wanted to comment that you seem to have trained your mom quite nicely - she keels very well & was pretty proficient at the leg weave too!

Snorts (with minimal slobber) -
Brutus

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango you are one big drooler. There is no way we can compete with that... Good luck big buddy...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Dory's Backyard said...

OMD...You are even bigger than the puppy that was on my TeeVee last night!!! I think maybe you are the step up from relentlessly huge...

Those are some wicked slobbers!!!!

Smileys!
Dory

pam said...

WOW Mango Man you got some big feetsies.

Bobo and Meja

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my God, that video of Raja!!! My human was laughing so much...can we have a posthumous entry? Coz I really think she should win the contest hands down!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

MAX said...

Hey Mango,
Unfortunately (due to our constant technical problems) we can't watch the video at the moment ...BUT...those photos are heavy man! Are you sure your mom hadn't given you ice-cream to eat in the last photo? I am well and truly put in my place...my simple little, artistic "Bubble" hasn't a hope in hell of competing. Good luck man...we vote for you.
Lots of licks
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Katie, Mollie and Bobo said...

Great slobber shots!

-Mollie and Bobo

Chloe and Libby said...

Wow Mango, that's alot of slobber you have there. Thanks for sharing it with us.
Chloe

Winterdark said...

Your Mom is really pretty Mango, can you give her a nose kiss for me please?

Solidarity in Slobbers!
Bolo

Stella said...

If we got a slobbery dog, my Mom says she would insist on him/her carrying a hanky at all times! I kind of agree.

Kisses,
Stella

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

BOL... we enjoyed watching your video with your mum Mango... how many times has your mum had a face full of your slobber though?..

Nice but also Eeew slobber shots...:-/

Holly & Zac...XX

Peanut said...

Mom keeps saying how much like you I am except you are twice my size or maybe 3 times my size. Probably 3 times. I do the slobber like you after drinking. We also noticed you like to lean on your mama. I love to do that to mine. My boy can fit under me still but not my mom. Don't tell her but I think that is because she is much wider then your mama. Shorter but wider. :) :)

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I guess I feel like just a wee khute little Siberian pup pup puppy now!

Woo are SOOOOO RH!

And the drool, well that soooo has my heart slip sliding away!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Chef ·˙ ۛ ♥ said...

Mango, you've got the slobber contest snagged. No one slobbers like Mangoman! Did your mom ever consider attaching a pail to your head? I can think of all kinds of ways to recycle slobber. I also like the way you lean into your Mom. I do that too. The bigger we are, the more of a Mama's boy we are - so they say. I dunno.

xox
Chef

Cookie and Cinnamon's Mum said...

Mango, what you are doing in the last photo is not slobbering. That is bubbling!!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Seems to me there's no reason for anyone else to enter the slobber contest, you've got it all locked up ...

Asta said...

Mango
You awe the slobbew king in my wowld! You have no equal. I think Raja must be channeling hew skills fwom ovew the wainbow
smoochie kisses
ASTA

MJ's doghouse said...

mango dude...i am so sad...cbux passed away today..i need you to hug me big dude....oh bother...sad me...

Maggie and Mitch said...

You are one big boy, Mango! You're making your mom look teeny tiny!
No way are we even going to try to compete with you on the drool thingy! You've got the contest won already!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Martha Basset said...

Mango, we reckon you just won the drool contest!
Wonderful drool shots!
We agree with Maggie & Mitch you mom looks tiny next to you - you are one huge dog.
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

I am in awe at the sud machine. How do you do it? could you run your lips over mom's car to wash it?
norwood

wally said...

Thank you for sharing your movies and the sudsies. Raja had some impressive drool fangs! And my ma ape agrees with your ma that you are one HANDSOME fellow. I would be jelly but I'm thinking about renting you out to stand underneath for shade. I can stand under the peppy sheppys so I'm pretty sure I could stand under you with a foot or so of clearance.

wally t.

1000 Goldens said...

Mango - I loved your new video so much. The sound of you drinking was even huge! I like that your head is about the size of a human torso. Your Momma's tricks were equally impressive! Farley

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

Loved the video showing how Relentlessly Huge you really are...

Ummm...You are definately Relentlessly Huge...

And the Slobber Contest...You have my vote...

Abby xxxooo

ocmist said...

Mom adores YOU, but gets a bit "gulpy" about the slobber part... says that's why she couldn't have a beautiful big guy like you. Both she and Robert (who is MUCH worse than she is) would be upchucking all the time.

You definitely look like you should be the winner, hands down, with that last pic!!! OC

ocmist said...

Mom couldn't resist and had to take the over 30 mins. to download the vid...especially as she is 5'6" too and wanted to get a good idea of your true size...

MY GOODNESS!!! She says you are much bigger than my MOM!!! I've been telling her you were RELENTLESSLY HUGE... Sheesh! Mom says that me beside you, would be sort of like her Grandma who was 4'6" and her grandpa who was 6'4" LOL! OC

The OP Pack said...

Our hu-Dad is now convinced our Mom has totally lost it as she sits here unable to control her laughter and tears rolling down her face as she watches your Mom demonstrate how truly huge you are. Too too funny.

You really need to submit that video of Rajs to Honey's contest - it so deserves to be seen. And all of yours are great but the full force suds takes the prize.

Thanks for the laughs.

Woos, the OP Pack

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

We love the demonstration with mommy - that was too precious we tend to injure mommy when we love her - something about us having anvils for heads!!

you do have some impressice slobbers but your right raja takes it i think

Woodrow, Sweetie & MJ