Thursday, July 30, 2009

I am Going to be an Uncle

My brother Jake called to say that they went to the puppy manufacturing facility and have found a young pup that agreed to go and live with him.

Naturally I was quite excited and when my sissy-in-law sent photos I could not wait to see them.

Imagine my horror when I saw THIS!

Are you kidding me? That is no puppy! That looks suspiciously like a bleached blond version of THIS!

Here is what a puppy is supposed to look like (damn I'm good looking)!

Not some stupid pee-wee midget hump meister stare at you while you are meditating on YOUR observation deck creature!

The Mango is NOT pleased.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

And when the Mango's not happy, then nobody's happy.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Noah the Airedale said...

Mango, you've actually grown into your ears. I hardly recognised you matie.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Fear not!

The two of them still won't ekhwal your massiveness!

Maybe the blonde won will be more your speed!



Niamh said...

What were they thinking?? Your only consolation is that the little blonde thing won't be coming to live at your estate.

Your friend,

Winterdark said...

You'll have to get to the puppy and train him up right Mango, that's the only thing left to do.

Solidarity in Slobbers,

Stella said...

Maybe you need to think in terms of home square footage and how much a dog your size requires as opposed to what a peewee needs. I'm just sayin' . . .


Heather and Pumpkin said...

Hmmmm.. is this related to the labrapup photos you found recently?


pam said...

You must get to the blond one and train them in the way of the Mango.

And dude from yer puppy picture there is no idea of the hugeness you are to become. You did indeed grow into yer ears!

Bobo and Meja

Paris Rain said...

But (s)he's a BLONDE!!!

How can you go wrong with a blonde???

And yes, you were such a handsome Mango puppy!

Tibby said...

Poor Mango! At least Dexter will have a lab buddy to play with!
:) Tibby

Ludo van Doggy said...

~Nope Mango, I has it on good authority, learndid from watching the 'where's the remote' box that that be exactly what puppies is supposed to look like and that we all wrong instead.

~lickies, Ludo
pee ess: Congrats on being an Uncle!

Martha Basset said...

Congratulations on becoming an Uncle Mango - you have the maturity for it - you will be a good role model.
That little puppy is adorable - you will just grow to love him/her!
You were the most gorgeous puppy ever but don't tell anyone.
Martha & Bailey xxxx

MAX said...

Hey Mango
Despite your reservations we are sure that you will handle the role of "UNCLE" superbly. (Afterall that little one is really cute!)Just remind the little thing whose boss but ONLY WHEN NECESSARY!
tons of licks
Maxdog in South Africa

Brodie and Ailsa said...

youll be right mate, as long as someone dont decide to gets a chocolate colourd one to make a set .

Princess said...

Oh might not be so bad...ok it might be bad after all!

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

did you see the puppy pictures of the mastiffs we posted? one of them looks just like your puppy pic!

Aniemother said...

Uhm.. If you have him over all the time perhaps he and Dexter can bug each other instead of you?


Jake of Florida said...

Uncle Mango has a very nice ring to it. We have a suspicion that you will enjoy the little blonde -- who will soon become a bigger blonce -- and will have fun teaching her/him all your wise maneuvers.

By the way, we think you were an absolutely adorable pup!!

Wirey woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

poor mango - your baby pics are adorable - but pee wee was kinda cute - and so is your new niece/nephew

Woodrow, Sweetie & MJ

Deefor said...

That puppy is cute. You are MUCH cuter. But I know what you mean. The really bad doggies (like Arrow) have to be super cute or no one would let them in the house. (to destroy it)


BRUTUS said...

Oh, Mango-
You know that we all can't help but love the labradorks... they do grow on you after a while (sort of like fungus), so I'm sure you'll learn to love the blond version of Dexter. Besides, you are big enough that even if they team up against your majestic, thoughtful self - you'll stiill RULE!!

P.S. Looks like you had to grow into your ars just like I did!!

chicamom85 said...

Mango, what a cute baby you were! The new baby is cute also. You will be ok, there can only be one true Mango anyway. The world can't take too much handsomeness.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

The Thundering Herd said...

Everyone is commenting that you grew into the ears. We were thinking the same thing about the PAWS! Wow.

P.S. - Maybe they knew there was just one Mango!

Katie, Mollie and Bobo said...

Congrats on being an uncle. Mango you are the cutest puppy we have ever seen! I hope the new addition works out for you and doesn't cause too much trouble.

Licks and Wags,
Mollie and Bobo

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Awwwww. What a cute puppy! Okay, our mom said that! She's imagining puppy breath! It's disgusting, I tell ya! You were a cute puppy too, Mango and now you are a most handsome doggie!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Dory's Backyard said...

Hi Mango!

Just remember that beong a uncle means that when they can play with the little blond labradude(tte) and then they will go home!!


PeeEss...Mommy says "cute, cute, cute" to all the puppy pictures!

the professionals said...

it hasn't even got curly locks like moi you've been swindled mango man

Becky said...

Deal with it, cause it's coming home regardless! Really a cute pup and you were, too! It will be okay!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

You are right it looks sort of like a bleached Pee-Wee

Oh the little girl wouldn't slow down long enough for mom to get a picture of her ears.. They are still enormous though..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Eric said...

Yeah you look a little pee weed off about the cute blonde labradork Mango. Might of been worse. Could of been a Flakie Lakie....

Wiry wags n kisses Eric xxx

The OP Pack said...

Oh Mango, you look very unhappy. Maybe the humans need to get you a baby brother or sister Mango-ette.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Moco said...

Maybe they will bring it over to play with Dexter and he will leave you alone or both of them could bother you. This could go either way. We will await the results.

Maggie and Mitch said...

You could grow to like him, Mango! You never know! One thing is for sure - Dexter will be overjoyed to play with him and that will give you more peace and quiet!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Peanut said...

Your brother Jake needs a lesson in what a real dog is. Big and brindle. If not a Mango then a Peanut.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Congratulations!! or not??
Yes, Dexter and the new puppy will have lots of fun together and they will let you meditate as much as you want!
Kisses and hugs

Huskee and Hershey said...

Oops.. looks like Dexter's got himself a ally now. No wonder the Mango Man is displeased.. But you have got to admit the bleached Dexter is so adorable!!


Hey mango
Don't worry.. now pee wee won't bother you, he can eat broccoli with Jake and spin around the back yard weaving poles together. You have momma to yourself. I wish I could help you on the heat... Tula goes outside and sits. She is not moving.


Joe Stains said...

Holy Crap dude, that is so NOT acceptable!! Can't you call Jake or send him a pee-mail?? I bet Pee Wee is pretty stoked.

MJ's doghouse said...

hey mango...ummm..that puppy will grow up to look like miss sophie...oh ya....what happens if miss sophie and mr dexter get it on...i mean get together...or...when are you going to be a daddy...i am sorry i cant be the mother of your massive puppies...but i wonder if you will ever be a daddy..i think the problem is that there just isnt enough of the relentlessly huge puppies around...

Dennis the Vizsla said...

You surely do seem to be bumming, Mango ... maybe a nice game of bitey-face will help? Hmm, actually, that will probably just remind you of it more ...

Cookie and Cinnamon's Mum said...

I love your puppy photo!! Looks so innocent!

Liffey said...

I normally save my commments for Dexter day but just had to say that your new nephew looks gorgeous- don't know what the problem is. But maybe if you have a problem with him you could just pick him up and remove him from the Mango area- he looks small enough.
Liffeys licks to you UNcle Mango!!

Honey the Great Dane said...

Mango - I totally agree: puppies should have enormous, over-sized paws, lots of baggy skin and huge ears!! ;) And be the size of little elephants by the time they are 8 weeks old...

Honey the Great Dane

dewdana said...

Oh Mango! What a labradorable lil pup! Nothing compares to the mango though. The pics of you as a puppy always crack me up! So sweet and your head was a little pointy back then (relative to now) so maybe pee-wees will flatten out when he finishes growing into a full sized doggie? ;-)

Yes, you heard right 'put your beak down' and I was waiting for someone to ask about that one... a bit odd I know. It is very useful when someone's head is in your way though and I imagine that your Mango head might sometimes be a visual obstruction!
Moose and Dana

aninhas said...

hi i´m back!!!
I´m all better now :)
Congrats Mango, you dont look a oncle!

miss you a lot!
hugs and kisses from kikos world :)

Chloe and Libby said...

Wow Mango, you are a big boy now. I think the little guy is still cute!

ocmist said...

That little one IS kind of cute... but they grown up, as you know, and if Jake is as sweet-hearted as you, that little one will end up taking over just like at your place! Warn Jake!

That ear thing is REALLY amazing! I thought BG and Dott had to grown into their ears... YOU really outgrew YOUR ears!!! My Mom has an "EAR thing" and LOVES petting big soft ears! NOW she really is enamored of you! OC