My brother Jake called to say that they went to the puppy manufacturing facility and have found a young pup that agreed to go and live with him.
Naturally I was quite excited and when my sissy-in-law sent photos I could not wait to see them.
Imagine my horror when I saw THIS!
Are you kidding me? That is no puppy! That looks suspiciously like a bleached blond version of THIS!
Here is what a puppy is supposed to look like (damn I'm good looking)!
Not some stupid pee-wee midget hump meister stare at you while you are meditating on YOUR observation deck creature!
The Mango is NOT pleased.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!