I have decided to try and tough it out for one more day because I have been told that my nephew, Misha, will be visiting the estate on Saturday and I am rather fond of the little chap.
Momma is flat lining again which has left me bereft of entertainments, so I have been reading my doggie catalogs and observed that many of my good pals appear to have been doing some modeling on the side. Check this out.
1000 Goldens (not sure what the motivation is to dip muddy paws in a beer mug, but, whatever)
Dennis
Actually Dennis got quite a few shots in this particular catalog. Sort of a doggie Fobio or something.
Even The Beast!
What the heck? I could be a model too if all that is required is to lay about.
Let me see, need to get the proper angle.
Of course we would have to PhotoShop out the nasty walls in my dog cave, but I think this would convince the peoples to open their wallets for such a comfy bed. Maybe I could start earning my own kibbles money.
In other disturbing news, I was minding my own business when stupid Pee-Wee came in and started flashing his lipstick at me. I told him in no uncertain terms to cut it out! That sort of shameless exhibitionism might get those labragals cooking, but it is inappropriate behavior for my Mango dog cave.
Oh, the horror!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Fear not! I am confident that the DOH's brain function will be restored enough for me to visit my pals soon. She says that trying to figure out the word scrambles makes her head hurt.
Let me see, need to get the proper angle.
Of course we would have to PhotoShop out the nasty walls in my dog cave, but I think this would convince the peoples to open their wallets for such a comfy bed. Maybe I could start earning my own kibbles money.
In other disturbing news, I was minding my own business when stupid Pee-Wee came in and started flashing his lipstick at me. I told him in no uncertain terms to cut it out! That sort of shameless exhibitionism might get those labragals cooking, but it is inappropriate behavior for my Mango dog cave.
Oh, the horror!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!P.S. Fear not! I am confident that the DOH's brain function will be restored enough for me to visit my pals soon. She says that trying to figure out the word scrambles makes her head hurt.
39 comments:
Mango,
Oh, when my mom sees that she says, "Put that lipstick away!" Jeesh mom, chillax!
Pedro
Moms don't want to see the lipstick!!
Have a Fantastic Friday.
XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java
I think you would make a great model Mango you have the beawooty and the brains. I look forward to seeing more of you in my magazines....
-Kira The BeaWootiful
I hope the weekend brings lots of excitement for you guys Mango, it sounds like you need an ADVENTURE. And a car cookie.
Bolo
http://peiinthelife.blogspot.com/
Pei-Ess, Hmm, I was sure we had seen you do some modeling somewhere. I'll have to think on that.
I'm sure youd make a great model Mango, Mums deffinatly donts want see lipsticks, my mums says I've spoilt a load of good photos, she's tried blocking it out like red eye but its just doesnt work Hee Hee
Mango, you would be a great model. You can even meditate when you are modeling.
xoxo
Pumpkin
Mango
You could absolutely be a supewmodel
The pwoducts you would advewtise would be flying off the shelves..Lipstick??????
Did he get it fwom Lacie?
Cwossing paws fow youw Mama
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Hey Mango, I'm with ya on the lipstick thing. I just can't believe you discovered the secret modeling careers of your friends! I'm so embarrassed.....
Wiggles,
Brind'Amour
You are definitely a Super Model - who else can model the Relentless Huge Dog Beds?
*kissey face*
-Fiona
OMD!
My mom had yet another FLASHBAKHK!!!
When she was a wee girl (just after the dinosaur age), her furst dog was a blakhk dakhhshund named Frankie...well, she would always "Frankie has his lipstikhk out" when THAT happened!!!
As fur the modelling thing, too funny: she just subjekhted me to yet ANOTHER photoshoot - and she walked around my loungingkhomfy body and took a series of pikhs!
Sometimes it is furry furry skhary how 'they' think!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Have FUN with your guests!!!
OH my dogness Mango...is little Dexter Labradude going through Pew-Bert-Tee? Tell him to get a holter for that thing!
Oh & YOU can come to my house too...& tell Dex to come if you want..but he has to leave the lipstick at home...
A funners story...My big bro Dublin was at the beach one time...LIPSTICK IN THE SAND...& then he put it away...put the lipstick cozy right over it...OUCHERS!!!!
Maybe that needs to be a whole post in itself...
Love & Licks,
Randi
Your brudder has absolutely no sense of decorum (it's a big word we looked up). We're pullin' for ya!
Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper
hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay that catalog obviusly has gud tayst if it is full of pikchers of handsum vizsla dogs!!! but i wil hav to ask them ware my royalty cheks ar ha ha ok bye
w00fs, hmmm wuz dexter feelin kinda lovin to u, Mango?? hope ur mama feels better soon..
b safe,
~rocky~
Mango I am proud of you for staying to help your Mom. Sometimes the Moms really need us and we have to be unselfish for them. You are a credit to us all. Be strong.
licks and sniffs, Sasha
p.s. I think you should give the modeling thing a try, you are very handsome.
You might want to look into seeing how to earn your own kibble money if your mom has to go to many more of those brain sucking sessions! Good luck!
Kaos
Mango I hope you have a funfilled weekend.
I'd like to do some modeling myself.
Chloe
You would make a great model. hm, I wonder if that how efurryone can afford the internets, modelling on the side?
~lickies, Ludo
Nice work showing us the famous bloggie catalog dogs - I'll have to check that out. You could definitely be a model. Sorry your mom's head hurts - she's using some awfully big words there - scares me - flatlining's serious biz there.
xo
Sammie
Mango, why don't you tell us the name of the doggy catalogue you were thumbing through . . .maybe we would send off for one.
You would be a fantastic model, Mango, I can see you now out on the water, steering your boat, wearing deck shoes, shorts and a cool tee shirt. Just do it!
Kisses,
Stella
LOL lipsticks are FUN to put out, especially when company was over!!!
You are definitely model material mate....supermodel!
tailwags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy
hehehe! We have plenty of lipstick photos to go around here too.... hahahaha (so undignified to catch him in such a "compromising" position... lol)
Sometimes we see you, Mango, in some of mom's catalogs! I probably should be a model you know.....
Kisses,
Paris Rain
Mango, Take it from this labragal (well, part labragal), you are way sexier than that pee wee brother of yours. I wouldn't put up with his lipstick business either. You know, I'm thinking that maybe you and I should have a secret affair. I've always liked the big tough boys.
xo
SB
Also, mom wants to know what that catalogue is that all your pals are in. And why aren't I in it??????
xo
SB
And one more thing. When you say lipsticks, I think you mean christmas lights.
xo
SB
P.S. Don't tell Stains about that affair business. He gets a little jelly.
Mango, what a great friend of ours you are!! You brightened us up a lot by reminding us that we are doing agilities to HAVE FUN.
Oh, did Cinnamon do modeling while I didn't know? I wonder where the reward for the job has gone. If it was something edible, I am sure it is already in her stomach.
Hi, Mango!
I know you would be a very handsome model!
I am an idiot! I could not understand that "lipstick" thing until I saw the picture again! Haaa!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
HA! I don't really do the lipstick anymore. That makes my mom happy.
Ike
ahahahahaha... that is too funny Mango, I guess Dexter was more bored than you could ever imagine.. I had more to say but I guess I'll just have to zip it... ahahahhaa... you just made my day! Dexter rocks!
drooly kisses,
Aki
We thinks you have STAR QUALITY! Maybe Dexter's trying to tell u that with his lipstick
Licks and wags
Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack
Ciao enorme Mango!
About the modeling business, il mio amico: I hear you have to use a catwalk if you work in it ....ssssssanta vacca!!!
I hope you have lots of fun with Misha this weekend, and that your mama gets a nice break from the training bunker. Oh, one other thing: tell Pee Wee that boys don't wear lippystick. Sheesh!!
Tanti baci!
Lucia
Mango you would make a great centerfold. You could have the entire full page add..
Glad mom is getting her brain back together..
Have a great weekend...
Big Sloppy kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
Hey Mango, I reckon you could clean up as a larger size model. Not so many of them around. Probably take a whole page to fit you in too. As for Peewee was he aptly named??!
Wiry lovea nd kissies Eric xx
Pee S You vibes worked for Toffee, thanks man...
what are you going to do with that labradude - what a silly boy
hope your mommy is better soon
Woodrow, Sweetie & MJ
My Doofus brudder has the same lipstick problem.
You and I have the same problem, too. Undiscovered beauties! We would be grrrrrreat models. We have perfect figures.
wally t.
Mango! Why didn't you see me in your catalogue???
Eeeuuuwww...lipsticks! Ugh! My human says that's why she will only have girl doggies! :-)
Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane
Whoah! Labraporn!
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