Friday, July 10, 2009

Model Pals and Lipstick Pee-Wee

Thanks to all my pals who offered to let me visit whist the DOH continues to have her brains sucked out in the training bunker.

I have decided to try and tough it out for one more day because I have been told that my nephew, Misha, will be visiting the estate on Saturday and I am rather fond of the little chap.

Momma is flat lining again which has left me bereft of entertainments, so I have been reading my doggie catalogs and observed that many of my good pals appear to have been doing some modeling on the side. Check this out.

Paris (I don't know why she is sideways, just being difficult, I guess)

1000 Goldens (not sure what the motivation is to dip muddy paws in a beer mug, but, whatever)

Madison (ignore Momma's big old paw)

Actually Dennis got quite a few shots in this particular catalog. Sort of a doggie Fobio or something.

Even The Beast!

What the heck? I could be a model too if all that is required is to lay about.

Let me see, need to get the proper angle.

Of course we would have to PhotoShop out the nasty walls in my dog cave, but I think this would convince the peoples to open their wallets for such a comfy bed. Maybe I could start earning my own kibbles money.

In other disturbing news, I was minding my own business when stupid Pee-Wee came in and started flashing his lipstick at me. I told him in no uncertain terms to cut it out! That sort of shameless exhibitionism might get those labragals cooking, but it is inappropriate behavior for my Mango dog cave.

Oh, the horror!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Fear not! I am confident that the DOH's brain function will be restored enough for me to visit my pals soon. She says that trying to figure out the word scrambles makes her head hurt.


Pedro said...


Oh, when my mom sees that she says, "Put that lipstick away!" Jeesh mom, chillax!


Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Moms don't want to see the lipstick!!

Have a Fantastic Friday.
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

I think you would make a great model Mango you have the beawooty and the brains. I look forward to seeing more of you in my magazines....
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Winterdark said...

I hope the weekend brings lots of excitement for you guys Mango, it sounds like you need an ADVENTURE. And a car cookie.


Pei-Ess, Hmm, I was sure we had seen you do some modeling somewhere. I'll have to think on that.

Patchworked said...

I'm sure youd make a great model Mango, Mums deffinatly donts want see lipsticks, my mums says I've spoilt a load of good photos, she's tried blocking it out like red eye but its just doesnt work Hee Hee

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Mango, you would be a great model. You can even meditate when you are modeling.


Asta said...

You could absolutely be a supewmodel
The pwoducts you would advewtise would be flying off the shelves..Lipstick??????
Did he get it fwom Lacie?
Cwossing paws fow youw Mama
smoochie kisses

Brind'Amour said...

Hey Mango, I'm with ya on the lipstick thing. I just can't believe you discovered the secret modeling careers of your friends! I'm so embarrassed.....


Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

You are definitely a Super Model - who else can model the Relentless Huge Dog Beds?

*kissey face*

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...


My mom had yet another FLASHBAKHK!!!

When she was a wee girl (just after the dinosaur age), her furst dog was a blakhk dakhhshund named Frankie...well, she would always "Frankie has his lipstikhk out" when THAT happened!!!

As fur the modelling thing, too funny: she just subjekhted me to yet ANOTHER photoshoot - and she walked around my loungingkhomfy body and took a series of pikhs!

Sometimes it is furry furry skhary how 'they' think!

PeeEssWoo: Have FUN with your guests!!!

Randi said...

OH my dogness little Dexter Labradude going through Pew-Bert-Tee? Tell him to get a holter for that thing!

Oh & YOU can come to my house too...& tell Dex to come if you want..but he has to leave the lipstick at home...

A funners story...My big bro Dublin was at the beach one time...LIPSTICK IN THE SAND...& then he put it away...put the lipstick cozy right over it...OUCHERS!!!!

Maybe that needs to be a whole post in itself...

Love & Licks,

Dozer and Coop said...

Your brudder has absolutely no sense of decorum (it's a big word we looked up). We're pullin' for ya!

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay that catalog obviusly has gud tayst if it is full of pikchers of handsum vizsla dogs!!! but i wil hav to ask them ware my royalty cheks ar ha ha ok bye

Lacy said...

w00fs, hmmm wuz dexter feelin kinda lovin to u, Mango?? hope ur mama feels better soon..

b safe,

chicamom85 said...

Mango I am proud of you for staying to help your Mom. Sometimes the Moms really need us and we have to be unselfish for them. You are a credit to us all. Be strong.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

p.s. I think you should give the modeling thing a try, you are very handsome.

Lady Kaos said...

You might want to look into seeing how to earn your own kibble money if your mom has to go to many more of those brain sucking sessions! Good luck!

Chloe and Libby said...

Mango I hope you have a funfilled weekend.
I'd like to do some modeling myself.

Ludo van Doggy said...

You would make a great model. hm, I wonder if that how efurryone can afford the internets, modelling on the side?
~lickies, Ludo

GoldenSamantha said...

Nice work showing us the famous bloggie catalog dogs - I'll have to check that out. You could definitely be a model. Sorry your mom's head hurts - she's using some awfully big words there - scares me - flatlining's serious biz there.

Stella said...

Mango, why don't you tell us the name of the doggy catalogue you were thumbing through . . .maybe we would send off for one.

You would be a fantastic model, Mango, I can see you now out on the water, steering your boat, wearing deck shoes, shorts and a cool tee shirt. Just do it!


Joe Stains said...

LOL lipsticks are FUN to put out, especially when company was over!!!

Noah the Airedale said...

You are definitely model material mate....supermodel!

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Saint Lover said...

hehehe! We have plenty of lipstick photos to go around here too.... hahahaha (so undignified to catch him in such a "compromising" position... lol)

Mack said...

Sometimes we see you, Mango, in some of mom's catalogs! I probably should be a model you know.....

Paris Rain

Sophie Brador said...

Mango, Take it from this labragal (well, part labragal), you are way sexier than that pee wee brother of yours. I wouldn't put up with his lipstick business either. You know, I'm thinking that maybe you and I should have a secret affair. I've always liked the big tough boys.


Sophie Brador said...

Also, mom wants to know what that catalogue is that all your pals are in. And why aren't I in it??????


Sophie Brador said...

And one more thing. When you say lipsticks, I think you mean christmas lights.


P.S. Don't tell Stains about that affair business. He gets a little jelly.

Cookie and Cinnamon's Mum said...

Mango, what a great friend of ours you are!! You brightened us up a lot by reminding us that we are doing agilities to HAVE FUN.

Oh, did Cinnamon do modeling while I didn't know? I wonder where the reward for the job has gone. If it was something edible, I am sure it is already in her stomach.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
I know you would be a very handsome model!
I am an idiot! I could not understand that "lipstick" thing until I saw the picture again! Haaa!
Kisses and hugs

Ian said...

HA! I don't really do the lipstick anymore. That makes my mom happy.

Aki and Poopie said...

ahahahahaha... that is too funny Mango, I guess Dexter was more bored than you could ever imagine.. I had more to say but I guess I'll just have to zip it... ahahahhaa... you just made my day! Dexter rocks!

drooly kisses,


Tee said...

We thinks you have STAR QUALITY! Maybe Dexter's trying to tell u that with his lipstick

Licks and wags

Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack

Lucia said...

Ciao enorme Mango!

About the modeling business, il mio amico: I hear you have to use a catwalk if you work in it ....ssssssanta vacca!!!

I hope you have lots of fun with Misha this weekend, and that your mama gets a nice break from the training bunker. Oh, one other thing: tell Pee Wee that boys don't wear lippystick. Sheesh!!

Tanti baci!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango you would make a great centerfold. You could have the entire full page add..
Glad mom is getting her brain back together..
Have a great weekend...

Big Sloppy kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Eric said...

Hey Mango, I reckon you could clean up as a larger size model. Not so many of them around. Probably take a whole page to fit you in too. As for Peewee was he aptly named??!

Wiry lovea nd kissies Eric xx

Pee S You vibes worked for Toffee, thanks man...

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

what are you going to do with that labradude - what a silly boy

hope your mommy is better soon

Woodrow, Sweetie & MJ

wally said...

My Doofus brudder has the same lipstick problem.

You and I have the same problem, too. Undiscovered beauties! We would be grrrrrreat models. We have perfect figures.

wally t.

Honey the Great Dane said...

Mango! Why didn't you see me in your catalogue???

Eeeuuuwww...lipsticks! Ugh! My human says that's why she will only have girl doggies! :-)

Honey the Great Dane

Murphy Dogg said...

Whoah! Labraporn!