Photo courtesy of Eric
You can read all about the party here.
I must say I was a bit miffed when momma announced that she was going out with Pee-Wee last night and leaving ME home ALONE again. But when she said they were just going to stupid obedience, I wasn't bothered. Who wants to do that?
I've tried it and it is BORING.
Not to mention that doing a SITSTAY when one has a head as large and dense as mine can be very hard work!
Head getting heavy... must hold head up for sitstay...
So I told the midget to go have fun at his obedience because I, Mango, did not need to go. After all, I am the master of the DOWNSTAY.
But upon their return I checked the flashy box to see how the little dude was doing and discovered..... THIS!
Whoa! Check it out! The Pee-Wee totally tricked me.
Well, this is not a boat accident!
Um, wait a minute, that doesn't sound quite right...
OK, got it.
Well, this is not an obedience class!
This is playtime with some automaton stuffie creature and it looks like tons of fun!
The squirt said the little stuffie thing was called an Ass-Ton and that it ran around and made cool squeaky sounds.
Look at that egghead doggie. She wants an Ass-Ton too but I guess Pee-Wee and Momma were being piggies and keeping the black and tan stuffie all to themselves.
Apparently the Ass-Ton is battery powered.
Here you can see momma's uber geek friend from work replacing the batteries (yuh, those geeks always have a supply of batteries and thumb drives and whatnot in their dopey fanny packs).
Momma claims that the Ass-Ton is an actual doggie and not a automatic battery powered stuffie, but I know this can not be true.
No doggie could possibly be that small.
What do I look like, a fool? Sheesh!
The horror! The betrayal!
Look at the labradork all having fun with his special toy when he is supposed to be practicing his sitstay and downstay and (gasp) loose leash walking.
No wonder he is such a doofus.
I decided right away that I needed to get an Ass-Ton for myself.
But when I googled ASS TON on the internets, all I got was THIS!
Did ever a mastiff suffer as I do?
I am left alone with my one armed monkey while the Pee-Wee gets to play with his Ass-Ton stuffie.
Sigh. Is there no justice?
Mango Man! Oh yeah!