Monday, July 27, 2009

Yes, I Can Jump and Pee Pee Mystery

Please visit my pal, Jasmine. I fear that her mom is trying to make some sort of love connection for her and she is none too pleased.

Some doggies have questioned the voracity of the jumping photos published by the midget on dumb dexter day. They ask, "Mango Man, are you really jumping?"

OK, I will admit when I first saw those contraptions I was unclear regarding their proper use.

But I wasn't the only one (sheesh, will you look at him, some sort of weasel impersonation I think).

But once I figured things out, I was totally into it! So yes, I am jumping and here is a reprint of my large and agile self clearing the fence.

It appears that somebody has been peeing on the planters on my observation deck.

Hmmm.... who could it be?

Nope, not me, no way, definitely NOT me.

Momma pointed out that this plant showed evidence that it had been peed upon from a great height that some little midget doggies could not achieve.

Hey, nobody saw me do it. It could have been Master, you know. Right? It could happen.

Besides, I would be more concerned about the fact that my weave poles are on the observation deck.

I mean, really, a guy could totally wipe out if he accidentally wove up there.

And so what if I did do it? What's the big deal?

Just focus on how handsome I am.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Honey the Great Dane said...

Hey Mango - I'll bet Dexter did do the pee...after all, he's learning all this jumping stuff at Agilities - he could have easily done a mid-air pee which could then be blamed on a much taller dog!! :-)

Honey the Great Dane

Paris Rain said...

You were just trying to help water the flowers, right?!?

And yes, you are very handsome indeed.

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Your handsomeness has us gals all aflutter.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Brodie and Ailsa said...

If it was you, I just figger you was just fertalising it, right !, did you see whats my humans did to my favorit watering spot, i'm still extreamly upsets about it.

Winterdark said...

I don't know if handsomeness is a legal defense Mango. I'm glad to know you can jump, that's important! You can jump up on the bed now for mondo cuddles!

Solidarity in slobbers!

pam said...

You are indeed the most handsome Mango.


Mango man I am watering a tree in our yard and my mommy is not happy. What's with the mommies?


Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

I love that cute little face! We won't tell anyone who peed on the plant (or we'll frame Dex).

Thanks for stopping by Jackal's blog. You made me smile and that always makes me feel better. Can't move a Mastiff. Love it! :)

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I nose woo are furry handsome!

And sooooo light on your RH paws!


The Thundering Herd said...

Well, since Miss Khyra can pee higher than any of the boys here at Chez Herd, height has no proof. Dexter may have been jumping when he did it!

Tibby said...

Hi Mango!
Your jumping abilities are excellent! I would never believe that you peed on that planter! It must have been someone else.
:) Tibby

Jake of Florida said...

Could a human have overwatered the plants with a watering can -- and tried to blame it on two blameless canines?????

(That sometimes happens here...)

Jake and Just Harry

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay i saw that we had an erthkwayk the other day wot mezhured 3.5 on the andy richter skale did that happen wile yoo wer jumping??? ha ha no i am only kidding i am shoor that yoo jumping wood only be like a 2.0 on the andy richter skale oh and it wuznt me wot peed on the plant i am bizzy peeing on dadas noo barbekyoo grill!!! ha ha ok bye

Joe Stains said...

You were just helping, sheesh. BUT I bet it was Master. lol. I didn't doubt for a minute you could fly through the air like that. Love the picture on the banner on the top, doofus faces.

Niamh said...

That looks like a relentlessly huge volume of pee to me, Mango. You look great going over the jumps though. I would love to see you run an agility course.

Your friend,

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

Labragoat? Oh boy, I hope not!


Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango, you are very light on your feet - you could even be a ballet dancer!
We know all about peeing on plants - the two leggeds don't like it but then nobody is asking them to pee on the plants are they?
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx
ps another great header photo you have there!

Becky said...

You're handsome so do what you want! It needed watering on a hot day, right?

Maggie and Mitch said...

We bet it was your dad! Our dad does crazy watering stuff like that too! We think maybe it's in the barn builders creed or something!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

ok, it was me. love Guinness

Ludo van Doggy said...

When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Ok, I will go visit Jasmine, I a bit suspiscious of her hooves though.
~lickies, Ludo

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

wow mango you are an agility doggie in the making - those were some really impawsive jumps.

and yes we blame pee wee for the pee

Woodrow, Sweetie & MJ

bbes tribe said...

Wow Mango, you look great doing your jumping thing. Very impressive.
Ernie & Sasha

The OP Pack said...

Doesn't Mom understand that flowers need to be watered and that dog pee has special fertilizers and powers? Please do not attempt to do the weave poles up on the observation deck, you might fall through the ground all the way to China.

Play bows, the OP Pack

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

Go look so happy doing your jump.

Holly & Zac...XX

chicamom85 said...

Mango, I am always struck by your handsomeness, you don't have to sell me. Did anyone bother to thank you for watering the plant??
You look very nice jumping over the jumping thingy. I am however a little upset with you for suggesting that I need a trim! I love you though, so no matter. Guess what?? I got a package from you today. My butthead sister has the camera so we can't open it until later and then we will post it and paw it forward. Thanks Mango, you made my day.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Noah the Airedale said...

Dont let them blame you matie. It must have been someone else!

Noah Willow Tess Lucy x

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We knew it was really you doing that jumping Mango. You are going to show that little Pee-Wee up in no time..
I think you were framed. Pee-Wee probably stood on a latter and left that pee-mail...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

MJ's doghouse said...

your mom should be so lucky as to have the fascinating Mango pee on her potted just cant make some people happy

1000 Goldens said...

Mango Man, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right? What else is a fella to do?

ScrapsofMe said...

Definetly handsome...and manly.
Bonnie...always in search of a living breathing manly type.

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

LOL! Kud the Dud! Good one.

Oh and no I'm not the boss in the herd, by far. It goes Sophie, Julie, Zinnia, Alyssum, me and then Rose. Of course the new boys and the four kids are at the bottom cause they're babies. But I've mentioned before that Zinnia and I are close friends, so when she gets the top goat position I'll be moving up in the ranks. :) TTYL


Chloe and Libby said...

Are you sure Dexter didn't jump up on the post and pee from way up there, just to frame you cause you said he was doing a weasel impersonation? I'd be willing to could've happened.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Honey is defending you with a PrrWee mid-air pee? She must have a crush on you, Mango.

Sleepwalking. That could be your defense. You were sleepwalking.

Lorenza said...

I did not have doubts those pictures are real!
Good job watering that plant!
Kisses and hugs

Amber and Nala said...

I am mesmerized by your handsomeness Mango! :) And I honestly can't think of anything else right now. ;)


Tee said...

Moms! THey never appreciate our bid to water the potted plants either!

Licks and wags

TUffy and the Dog WOods Pack

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I am gazing into your deep brown eyes, and all other thoughts are escaping me.... In fact, I am feeling ver-y slee-p-y.....


ocmist said...

Hey, on America's Funniest Videos, we saw a little Chihuahua pee really high by walking on his front feet! I'll be Pee-Wee did THAT!!! (Wink, wink)

That jump pic is STILL amazing... shows your handsome self so well! OC