Friday, August 7, 2009

Bad Hose Photos and More Simple Minded Entertainments

Several alert readers have pointed out suspicious hose placement in some of my recent posts.

Now that I review my photos I am wondering if there is possibly a possessed alien hose anal probe occurring unbeknownst to me.

I give you exhibit A of the Pee-Wee in the pool.

Where, I ask, is the end of the hose?

And this even more alarming photo from last week.

Oh I cannot bear to look.

I am going to stay away from that hose for a while I think.

In other disturbing news, is it possible that Master is catching the simple mindedness from Momma?

Today whilst I slumbered he and Rick dug a ditch in my yard.

A very deep ditch. Deep enough for the Pee-Wee to get lost.

Whatever could the purpose be?

Momma has clearly left a piece of her brain in the training bunker. Just look at this movie she made.

What's up with that?

OK, it is Friday so she should be back to normal soon (I hope).

Does my face look funny to you? Have I, too, lost what small and challenged brains I once had?

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. These bottles have appeared on our counter which can only mean that momma has caught the sickies.
Apparently one of the students came to school with sickies and the others are all dropping like flies due to poor ventilation in the windowless room. She says just enough to make her feel like crap, but nothing dire. Pee-Wee is all nervous that he won't get to go to agilities. Momma is just plain MAD at little typhoid Mary who infected the whole class.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm a grazer too...don't let her get woo on that!

Sorry your momma khaught the sikhkies...

I think Dr Mango RH will help heel/heal her!

PeeEssWoo: The hose placement is evfurrything!

pam said...

Mango we have not noticed your whitey snooter before. Have you been snootering in the hole with Pee-Wee.

Feel better Momma.

Bobo and Meja and Mommy

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

LOL! That video was hilarious!! Loved the sound effects!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Um...honestly Mango...I dunno what to say...the cow sound effects were terrierfying...I'm thinkin' Momma has been hitting that cold medicine in extra amounts recently due to her sickies...all those strange sound effects...and that clock earlier in the week///or was it a METRA GNOME???

As for the hose, I'm tryin' to figure out if someone is inserting something or drainin' it....the latter is interesting...perhaps the estate keepers got tired of cleanin' up after you two so you now have um well...a drain?

Perhaps that's what that hooge ditch is for???? OH MY...that just brings on an awful image....

Methinks I need to go and lie down...or is it lay down....I can' never remember...

Love ya darling....


Ya might wanna extract that hose from outta ur um well...

Sometimes we use those hoses in the hospitable for excessive flatus....

Dory and the Mama said...

I don't think I can even say anything that could follow the above comments Mango....

Hope sicky Mommy feels better soon...and all hoses go back to just lawn watering...


Eric said...

Yikes!!Did the hose shoot your brains out Mango? And make Peewee slobber. Makes me shudder just to think about it. Best not. Sorry DOH isn't well. Thank dog it's not the swine flu for more sound effects to add to your movies. Heheee loved the mooey!!!

Wiry wags n kisses Eric xxxxx

Anonymous said...

HaHa! The hose pics are very funny. I think I would be afraid to see the video!

Anonymous said...

Herro Mango,

How very disturbing! a sick Momma, alien hose probes, and run-away brains, and suspicious ditches.

I do hope your Momma's time in the bunker comes to an end soon - and life will go back to normal.

Mr Darcy

Jake of Florida said...

There is so much in your post to make us wonder about our sanity. The hose. The cow noises. The look in your eyes.

We are afraid. Very afraid.

Wirey woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

(We hope your Momma is feeling better. Typhoid Mary's shpuld stay home!!)

The OP Pack said...

We are so glad we weren't the only ones to notice the hose oddities:)

The video really wasn't that bad, Mango, we loved watching you graze - Phantom would love some tall greens like that.

Hope Momma is feeling better and can enjoy her weekend.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

ocmist said...

OH, DEAR! Crap is smushy, dingy brown, and STINKY! This is NOT a good way to feel! Mango, you and PeeWee need to be nice to her! She didn’t do it on purpose, so if she can’t take you to agilities, PeeWee, then you need to give her a break and not harp on it.

Mmmm… Looks like your Dad built a bunker! Are you planning to do more squirrel wars? Are they back at full force over there? Do you need help? Maybe they ARE alien squirrels or ones from the future! I’d be very careful of those hoses too, if I were you… that didn’t look good at all! Country Corgis

Rosie said...

I think tyfoid Mary should get the hose treatment! BOL
no just kidding

The Thundering Herd said...

Does the hose know your temperature?

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
I would be scared of that hose!
Cow Mango?? Hmmm...
I hope your mom feels better soon!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Lily and Benson said...

You are funny Mango
Benny & lily


I was about to grab your tweet and get a glass of fresh milk..

hope momma feels better or learn how to turn the hose on yourself

the professionals said...

maybe your mom and dad are building a moat to keep the sickies out...mmmm that would need one serious big hose and if that is the case i would advise you and pee wee to secure your buts to the ground!

Niamh said...

I think that your momma gotten affected with silly sickies! All that hose probing and grazing. Watch out Mango.

Your friend,

chicamom85 said...

Mango, Mom and I have been away and we missed you and peewee. What is going on at your house. Stay away from all hoses and it was very wise of you to let Peewee go and check out the ditch. You best stay out of there as well. If necessary stay on the deck as much as possible. I hope your Mom feels better soon, we are wishing her well. Thank you for the nice note for my Mommy. These Mommies are very sensitive people that need a lot of care apparently.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

Give our best to your momma....Hope she feels better soon!

You might want to stay out of that pool for a while till you get the hose under control. BOL

Good Luck,
Mollie and Bobo

MAX said...

You are sooooo Funny!
Lots of licks

Martha Basset said...

Oh my dogness - we see what you mean about the hose - could this be a giant enema!!! We are not sure that is the correct spelling but well we are dogs!
We do hope your momma feels better soon.
Martha & Bailey xxx

Maggie and Mitch said...

Those are some very scary hose photos! YIKES!
We hope your mom feels better soon, Mango!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Pamela, said...

Wooos! mango Man, that one hose picture is quite scary. I hope you survived ok.
Your Mom needs help. From a professional,she needs Dr. Steve to help her.That video she made is kind of scary funny....
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Tom, Tama-Chan and Sei-Chan said...

If you don't mind, mango, we would rather not dwell too lond on the hose issue....

We agree totally with your mom on the typhois Mary issue. The last truly awful bug that #1 had was transported all the way to France from the California school system, via a very small person....

Ms. ~K said...

Wrooo wrooo,
Stay AWAY from the hose!!!
Who knows where it's been!!!

GoldenSamantha said...

"Duhty hose!!!" Certainly does have weird "placements" - can't be too careful. So sorry about ma - Dumb T-Mary to bring that stuff to class. And LOVe the movie! In hysterics over all - too funny!
Huggers xo,

Sophie Brador said...

Mango, I missed you! I'm a little concerned about what has been happening out there in the wilds of Mass. That hose business is a concern. What if aliens are sucking your brains out through your bum?


P.S. Mom is bracing herself for the sicklies. She's back to school at the end of the month.

Brownie said...

Goodness, that hose is scary! Looks like your yard is practice for my daddy's urologist... urgh...

Hope your mommy gets better soon!

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You're right to be concerned about the hose placement, Mango! It looks very scary! Tell Master that he is very lucky to live in MasterChewSits...if he lived in Georgia, he would need dynamite to dig that ditch! We hope your momma is better very soon!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mack said...

Hahahaha! My dad likes to make that mooing sound when I'm around! How rude!

And our momma has the allergies too.

I think your momma should play hookie from work! That's only fair!

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

hope your momma feels better very soon - that was a funny video - but we liked it

Woodrow - Sweetie - Sherman

Stella said...

Tell your Mom to be very careful with her health because there are swines around giving peoples the flu. Has she been around any farmz or anything lately?


Gus, Louie and Callie said...

OMD you do have and Alien hose.. We never noticed. We love the video. Mango that just wasn't right the animal noises..

Hope mom get to feeling better soon...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Ike said...

sorry about your mom's sickies! I hope she is better soon!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay i for wun welkum owr noo alien hose overlords just as long as they dont come to my howse!!! ok bye

Daisy Dog said...

I htink you beeter stay away from that hose! Lookslike it just might be alive!

Joe Stains said...

You sure your Mom is not attending film school and not really training?? That was a strange movie for sure.

Peanut said...

I just want to know what the ditch is for.

dewdana said...

Did master and Rick get in trouble for digging in the yard? We hope they did not try to blame you pups.
That hose is terribly suspicious. I definitely would not drink from it given where it has been!
Moose + Dana

Deefor said...

Hi Mango
I'd definitely avoid that hose. Are you sure that's what it is? Maybe the ditch is to collect mud for rolling in when it rains. Bet Dexter would like that. Hope your mom is better soon.


Biggie-Z said...

That looks like a very sinister hose. Are you sure you weren't abducted by aliens? Or maybe your Momma has been taken over by an alien and is only pretending to have the sickies. I only like hoses at the other end.

Tell your Momma we hope she feels better soon.

PS - that big trench looks like it might be good for more digging, and then lying in. And maybe you could add some water and turn it into a MOAT!

wally said...

Haha Typhoid Mary. I hope MangoMomma feels better soon.

We always love the MangoMovies so much. But please stop doing that mooshy face you do at the end. It makes my ma ape's heart melt and she tries to hug you through the computer and it is so embarrassing.

wally t.

ps. We believe you should always preface your films with "For your consideration" for the Oscars because it can only be a matter of time before your momma gets one.

Brind'Amour said...

Hi Mango,

I can't talk about how the hose photos made me feel but I can say the other piccies were great! I hope your mama fells better!