Why a Dexter Double Header? Because it is HOT HOT HOT here in Master Chew Sits and the Relentlessly Huge has been reduced to this...
Yup, all he has energy for is to go out and do his business and then he just lays about all day soaking up the air conditioning.
But not too hot for walkies, right? Right? Come on, momma, let's go.
Look closely at my side. There are these annoying blood sucking flies that follow us sometimes on our walkies.
See it there getting ready to suck my blood?
I am not too much bothered by them, but Momma hates them because they bite her in the head and she gets big bumps and it HURTS!
Look! Now its on my nose! As much as we try to shoo them away, back they come, but only on part of the walk. I guess they don't like to fly too far from their evil biting fly house.
I have to admit that it is pretty darn hot and towards the end of our walk even I was starting to flag a bit.
OK, I am officially hot and tired. Maybe we can call a cab to get home from here.
Check out my curly tongue! Hey! At least I got up off my lazy butt and did something instead of just lying around under the air conditioner all day.
Then Momma announced it was time to go into the cement pond and this time she went in with me!
I can touch the bottom in the shallow end, but still can't quite reach Spidey.
It was kind of weird having Momma in the pool with me and I wasn't sure if I liked it. She made this movie of me swimming by. She said it was like swimming with a wild animal! Yup, that's me!
We practiced recalls which are really kind of dumb, but as long as it involves swimming, who cares?
Here I come!