Friday, August 14, 2009

Evil Deed Perpetrator Revealed!

As you know, this week has been filled with many evil deeds being committed against the Mango.

In an attempt to discover the source of this mischief, I, Mango, strategically placed surveillance cameras about my estate and was horrified to discover the true perpetrator!

See the revealing movie by clicking HERE.

Yes, it was RICK! Rick, whom I welcomed to my estate, who I thought was my FRIEND!

And he appears to be in cahoots with the Pee-Wee!




Imagine my alarm when I realized that my patio had been remade into some freaky Master Chew Sits Stonehenge.

What disturbing rituals are planned?



I alerted Momma to this rock that I, Mango, poop detective discovered in Pee-Wee's poops this morning.

Is consuming sharp rocks part of the Squirt's initiation into the weird world of Rick?



And what of his bizarre contortions on my lawn?

Is he summoning demons to further disrupt my heretofore peaceful existence?





I will not sleep! I will not eat! I will keep a watchful eye at all times from now on.



Mango Man! Oh yeah!

41 comments:

pam said...

Oh Mango this is a traves tradge ah not good. Please keep yer eyes peeled for any more bad stuffs.

Bobo and Meja

(may the force be with you... get it?? force fields, force be with you???) i crack me up - bobo

BRUTUS said...

Oh, dear.... I see that your situation is becoming more and more troublesome, possibly even unfit for your stately presence. Perhaps my large botom and I should come over to interven on your behalf? I'd ivite you to come stay with me until things improved, but I know your feelings on labradorks, and mine is just as bad as yours.... May I suggest a nice getaway somewhere not too warm??? I hear Alaska is quite lovely this time of year....

Sympathy Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Agatha and Archie said...

OH dear oh dear oh dear this is getting ugly... WE KNEW THAT PEEWEE WAS SOMEHOW INVOLVED....Really get on the commuter rail..NOW...We can go to the Museum or something to take your mind off of all of this...Love A+A

Stella said...

Get on a west bound bus at once, Mango, get off at Hollywood, CA and hire out for the movies. Why waste your youth and handsomeness on this kind of a mess?

Good luck, Mango.

Kisses,
Stella

Asta said...

Mango
I've been gone a week and what howwow!!!!
Such aboose ! such betwayel.
I am stunned that you could be tweated in this mannew.
Youw estate is being taken ovew. That EVIL gwin on Wick's face as he plots wif the Pee Wee, shakes me to my bones.
Would you like to come move into my teeny NewYawk apawtment?
You awe always welcome you know.
I just can not believe this is being done to you my hooge and wondewful fwiend.
Just say the wowd and I'll come pick you up on my Vespa
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Mango! I can not believe what you uncovered on your cameras! I am shocked and appalled. I think you need to move in right now, we can send the psychotic Border collie to get that Rick!(or we can leave him there and you can stay here!)
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Randi said...

HOLYCRAPOLA Mango! Rick...He LOOKS like a nice guy..BUT NO!!!!

BEWARE OF RICK & his shenanagains all around the Mango Estate..

Its time for you to leave BURNING BAGS OF POOP near him...he will figure it out soon enough!

Love & Licks,
Randi

ps...Be strong Mango...

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

*Pssst*

Mango:

How big a sikhkies did your DOH have?

I would be furry worried about her -

OR maybe it is the temperature of her brain?

*Khlosing Pssst*

Have a great Saturday my handsome pal!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Mango, you have a problem. Maybe you should send him to Mastiff training. So you could train him to not be mean.
Sally Ann

Dory and the Mama said...

Oh Mango...say it ain't so...Rick...and maybe Pee Wee TOOO!!!

I hope there is a Mango Logical explanation!

Smileys!
Dory

GoldenSamantha said...

You were very smart to figure this all out with surveillance. I'm certain that you made many meditations on the possible perps behind all the abusive behavior on your dogness. So peemail me (and all your other friends if you like) to let us know where this Rick lives.
xo Sammie

ScrapsofMe said...

Oh my good googley moogley! Run! Flee! Or....better still, stand and bite somebody. I find that usually restores respect.
Bonnie

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

Oh my...we are glad that we don't live near master chew sits. That sounds like one scary place!

Good Luck Mango Man!

-Mollie and Bobo

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Mango,
I too have a friend named Rick. I think Ricks are all like that. Here's a tip: my Rick leaves me alone if I hump him.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

Brind'Amour said...

This is just awful. Plain and simple awful. How can you trust anyone around there?!

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour

chicamom85 said...

Mango, Mango, Mango, Aliens!!! Perhaps Rick is one of them, have you considered that? Was he there when the hoses were around?? Now he has Dexter, what can be next?
Say the word, we will fly over asap and rescue you. The rock thing is pretty gross by the way, what were you doing looking at his poo?

licks and sniffs, Sasha
p.s. The picture on the header is Mom's now favorite picture of you.The shadow picture is also very cool. BE CAREFUL

Moco said...

You could take both of them without any trouble. Stay hyperviligent.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Sorry you discovered you were betrayed by Rick and with the help of Dexter!
Hmmmm....
Yes, you need to do something about it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Certainly stay vigilant (but eat - or you will lose focus - just sleep with one eye open). The only good thing? ACME is not exactly known for its, um, quality control, so I wouldn't be TOO worried about the force field. If anything, it will backfire, and will prevent PeeWee from getting into the Mango Cave. But if it gets really bad, the offer to come to You-tah and sleep on the Big Dog Bed in the Air Conditioning is still open. (Mom and Dad can sleep on the floor. They won't mind. Really.)

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Joe Stains said...

Holy crap dude, a wolf in Rick's clothing?? or would that be ricks' clothing? I dunno, but dude, BE SAFE. you never know who you can trust these days. If you need assistance please let me know.

I am going to go double check OUR hose to be sure it is where it belongs and no ricks are near it.

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Oh, Mango, we watched the little video and our momma was laughin' right out loud at the kitchen table when those balls kept bouncin' off you. Mango, you aren't much of a retriever, are you☺

MJ's doghouse said...

oh gosh mango that does look like trouble....but baby..dont stop eating...you will need your energy if i ever get up enough energy to come for a visit....

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow!!! this is totaly nef ... nefayr ... wel ennyway it is no gud!!! i dont hav mutch ekspeeryense deeling with demons or ennything but if yoo need holy water or wotnot maybe i can huk yoo up sumhow!!! ok bye

MAX said...

Keep watching, Mango...we'll try and keep our heads on whilst rolling in mirth! You truly are hilarious!
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Mack said...

I would stay far away from that Rick fellow! The Mango should start running for the hills whenever he comes to visit!

(But NOT EAT??...)

Martha Basset said...

Mango
Pack a case, we are sending a flight for you - don't worry it will be a very large plane to accommodate your relentlessly huge self in comfort.
We cannot see you treated in this way.
You must come to Scotland where you will be treated with the respect you deserve.
We will ensure mum orders in a few cows so you don't go hungry.
From your shocked and outraged friends.
Martha & Bailey xxxx

Fenway said...

Mango Man!

I am at your service, dude. It's Fenway, the ever vigilant border collie. I can herd those rocks, herd your toys and even herd Squirt into submission with my Collie Eye! I'm even more observant than your Mango Cam!

The torture must cease!
The Fen-Man

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

LOL! That video was great!!! I can't wait to see what Mango's revenge is!

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

You have had a harrowing week Mango. We do hope next week is heaps better for you.

If you happen to have a free moment from keeping a watchful eye on your estate do pop over to our blog we have an award for you.

Molly, Taffy and Monty

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Oh Mango that was your best video ever. You should go into investigative journalism.


xoxo
Pumpkin

Jake of Florida said...

North, east, west -- what about coming south???

We are very very worried about the evil things that are taking place. Rock in poop is a clear sign of cultish behavior.

Sadly, it seems that trust is a dying commodity in today's world -- and you are just the latest, albeit the most relentlessly hooge, victim!!

Jake and Just Harry

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

You know 1/4 of us are labradogs, but 3/4 of us know you need to keep a watchful eye on them - they can be sneaky when they are young. Java has passed his sneaky age and we are glad!!

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Lily and Benson said...

Great detective work Mango
Benny & Lily

Sam said...

Master Chew Sits Stonehenge - BOL!

You keep your eye out Mango! Isn't that what you big doggies were bred to do anyway? Don't allow these injustices!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

That Rick is just Rude!!! You can come live with the Happy Heeler's anytime Mango..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

Oh My...What's going on there in Master Chew Sits...

What are that Evil Rick & Pee-Wee up to...

Stay alert & keep us posted...

Abby xxxooo

The OP Pack said...

mango, this is NOT good. You need to take revenge. But we aren't sure if it should be on Rick, Dexter, or whoever is responsible for letting Rick come there:)

what are all those bricks lying around on the stones for anyway?

woos, the OP Pack

Deefor said...

Mango- Things look really scary around there. I think you need a vacation in Denver. I can sneak you in with us. We don't have a yard but we have a big park and we go to doggy parks a lot. Don't worry if you're grumpy. So am I.

Deefor

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

o the horror of it all - hope you get him

Woodrow - Sweetie - Sherman

ps - great video

Brownie said...

Mango, I say, beware of black dogs... they're like black cats!!!

hope you get all of the evildoers...

ocmist said...

Keep you distance Mango! Maybe Dexter has been compromised by hypnosis or something! We miss a few posts and come back to find mayhem doing on. Still, you are THE MANGO, and I'm sure you will get all this figured out and put things right soon, big buddy! BG