As you know, this week has been filled with many evil deeds being committed against the Mango.
In an attempt to discover the source of this mischief, I, Mango, strategically placed surveillance cameras about my estate and was horrified to discover the true perpetrator!
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Yes, it was RICK! Rick, whom I welcomed to my estate, who I thought was my FRIEND!
And he appears to be in cahoots with the Pee-Wee!
Imagine my alarm when I realized that my patio had been remade into some freaky Master Chew Sits Stonehenge.
What disturbing rituals are planned?
I alerted Momma to this rock that I, Mango, poop detective discovered in Pee-Wee's poops this morning.
Is consuming sharp rocks part of the Squirt's initiation into the weird world of Rick?
And what of his bizarre contortions on my lawn?
Is he summoning demons to further disrupt my heretofore peaceful existence?
I will not sleep! I will not eat! I will keep a watchful eye at all times from now on.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!