Monday, August 17, 2009

More Strange Happenings

Well, the strangeness continues.

Either Evil Rick spent the weekend in South Africa or he is recruiting minions worldwide. Just look at what happened to my pal, Max. Is that a stick up his snooter?

If any other doggies out there have strange photos that are perhaps further evidence of misdeeds, please send them to me at once! My pee-mail is backupdog AT comcast DOT net.

I checked out the alleged patio for myself and sure it looks OK, but I am still not convinced that it is completely harmless.

EEEE! Master is on top of a ladder with a chainsaw! Madness! Madness!

And Momma has been sneaking down to the basement. A horrible dark place where the Mango will NEVER venture into. Just look at those stairs!

She says she is TransFirming herself

But I believe she is being tortured because when she is down there all I hear is a lot of stomping around and Momma using HBO words about "pert bitches."

Plus when she comes back up she doesn't look so good.

I've been focusing on my line trimming to try and prevent my large and under siege brain from exploding.

I have also continued to plant surveillance cameras about the estate.

This time I put one in the dog cave and was appalled to see the Pee-Wee violating my kittie stuffie.

Watch how he keeps putting the stuffie up in the camera, like he knows its there and is dissing me totally.

See for yourself by clicking HERE.

I am very worried.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Mango,
Be careful around there, big guy.
My Mama bought one of those "transfirming" devices a few years ago, and I can tell you that they are indeed torturous. Hers has been safely locked up in the hall closet since a particularly disturbing incident where all I could hear was lots of f-bombs and banging.
I think she'd rather lounge on the couch and eat ice cream outta the carton.
Murphy Dogg

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...




That BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then again, maybe it has all been a heat induced khoma mirage and all is swell in Master Chew Sits!

PeeEssWoo: My mom is smiling THAT smile about the words woo are hearing from the basement!

Randi said...

Oh Mango..those stairs are indeed a horrible hazzard for the RH...

No go for you..

& my mom/secretary has one of those TransFirmer things as well..they really work to firm flabby human fannies when done daily...& of course swearing at all those nasty Beeotches helps speed things up as well..

In fact, my mom just got done swearing at Jillian Michaels - she even had dumbbells in her hand..

How I must say..whos the DUMB one?

Love & Licks,

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Mango, keep your eyes and nose open. Something strange is happening.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Those stairs are bad and evil. And whatever your Mom is doing in the basement? That doesn't sound good. Not. Good. At. All. (My Mom just swears when she races the Big Yellow Car - man, you shoulda heard her yesterday - I could hear her from 30 miles away - and it was BAD. Like a sailor that woman is!) And Pee-Wee? With YOUR stuffie? Something is definitely rotten in Master Chew Sits. If you want me to send AirFiona out to pick you up, just let me know!

*kissey face*

The Thundering Herd said...

In that next to last picture - did Master drop a tree branch and it plant into the top of your large head? Just saying . . .

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Mango, you have had it rough lately, I better check our photos for signs of Rick mischief!
I am sure stairs are evil we do not have any here, I have never tried them.
I hope you get your stuffie back from the lab!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

BRUTUS said...

Sheesh - attack of the labradork for sure!
Methinks that the best you can hope for is that with all the head thrashing, Dexter will knock himself out cold. The you can reclaim your poor abused kitty :)

Brutus the Frenchie

ScrapsofMe said...

Mango, do you want me to come up there and flash the jaws of death at PeeWee so he'll leave your stuffie alone? I just had to remind Puffers today that the stuffie froggie is MINE and the Nylabone fishie is MINE and if he even LOOKS toward them again, he's a dead dog walking! He did look like he was dis'in you with the got yer stuffie and there's nothing you can do about it...neener neener neener. Lemme know...I'll be right there.
Bonnie - Warrior Princess

1000 Goldens said...

Mango, we sure hope things settle down at the estate soon. You've been under a lot of stress with all these goings on. P.S. I love that your mom uses HBO words when she exercises - so funny!

Joe Stains said...

He was literally wiping the floor with your poor kitty. Things are NOT good over at the Mango estate buddy!!

chicamom85 said...

Mango, I am sorry for Max, I hope something can be done for his snooter problem. It is best to stay away from the Mommies when they are doing the excercise stuff anyway. I watched the disturbing Dexter video and I think he is laughing at you right into the camera. I do like your cave though.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Stella said...

Mango: How hot is it in Master Chew Sits now? Still up in the
90s? If so, have your Mom fill up you pool with coolish water, go lie down in it for a half hour or so, send her to the store for some Dr. Dentons Relax-a-cizer and go to your cave.Sleep for at least 15 hours and when you wake up you will be fine.


PS: The Labrastiff joke was pretty bad.

Lorenza said...

I want to invite you to come here while things calm down at your state!
My mom has one of those torture devices too! But hers has been under the bed for at least 3 years! Haaa!
Kisses and hugs

River said...

It's a conspiracy. I think it's obvious.

love & wags,

GoldenSamantha said...

Your poor kitty - most of all, however, poor you. Glad you are still surveillancing - do you have some cams on those scary stairs? Keep a wary eye out dude, weird stuff's goin' down.
xo Sammie


I feel your distress...
too hot and almost a trip to tufts? Which side would you go in small animals? or the large? Then master with a chainsaw on a ladder? That's a recipe for disaster! Momma doing step in the basement yelling obscene things and then peewee! I'm concerned. Are you the only one not affected by the heat???

Deefor said...

Hey Mango
Maybe you are on the set of a really scary movie. Chain saws and scary noises. And that poor stuffie. I am afraid to read your next post. Take care of yourself big guy.


MAX said...

Hey there, Mango the Man!

I've checked myself out thoroughly...everything seems back to normal now (I think). No more strange objects protruding!
This is good news and means that Rick is not longer here...
This means it's safe here now... This means YOU can come to visit here.... (But we also have a "PEE-WEE-TYPE" here in the form of "Toffee dog"...most irritating!)
Besides, your Mom being into that exercise stuff and all...soon she'll be on your case too. RUNNNNNNN!!!!
Lots of licks

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Mango,
Just steer clear of the ladder when the master is up there with the chainsaw ok?

Tee said...

Hello Mango,

Am terrified of stairs too ... though I have no problems going up them, it's the coming down that makes me howl for the Chief's help every time!

She's not the least bit amused - even when I tell it's my way of helping her 'Trans Firm' herself!

She says at the rate am making up heave me down the stairs, it's a 'back breaking transformation' of adverse effects waiting to happen.

She's since banned me from stairs. Boo.

Bae Bae said...

Oh the dark stairs sure looks scary...

~ Bae

mrd23 said...

herro Mango,

How are you holding up under the stress?

Definitely DON'T go any where near the basement - bad things happen in basements. You should try to keep your Momma away from them too. Tell your Momma she is transfirmed enough.

so sorry for your kitty - you don't deserve that :0(

Mr Darcy

Maggie and Mitch said...

Are you sure that's a safe activity for your dad to be doing, Mango? Make sure he's very careful, okay?
We don't go down into our basement either! Mom tells us the boogiewoman lives down there!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

Oh My...Those stairs do look scary...

Keep investigating...You will get to the bottom of this...

Abby xxxooo

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

looks like things have gone to pot while we were on vacation. weird happenings at your estate there Mango

Mack said...

He is really abusing your kitty stuffy!
Next thing you know poor Mr. Cat will have his floofies all over the place!

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Oh Mango, if you miss your kitty I have a kitty I can send you. His name is Menace and he will make all kinds of fun noises when you play with him.


Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

poor mango - woodrow knows your pain he tends to be the tortured one around here - sweetie is a brat and beats on him - and mj just moves too fast for the big man - and me - well - i tend to love on him too much and he doesnt seem to care too much for the squeezing as long as he gets nummies and belly rubs!!!

Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

I'd be a nervous wreck with all those strange things happening all the time. And paranoid . . . what was that? Did you hear that?

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm...I thought that stuffie looked like Khyra...and now I read that it was a cat she sent ya? I have never seen a cat look like a sibe before....hmm.....

Peewee does seem to be paradin' it before the camera...perhaps ur cameras are not so well hidden???

As for the firm&tone sessions...don't won't last never does here...waaaaay too much effort...

I love you darling...


Martha Basset said...

We agree Mango, lots of strange happening over at your house!
We would keep an eye on your mom - when they start this transforming business they start acting funny!
We saw ours thinking about eating one of our dog biscuits one day - she was trying to find out how many calories they had!!!!
These humans are strange......
Martha & Bailey xxx

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

We're afraid we might be hearing those HBO words soon. Our Mom always starts a serious exercise regimen on the day that Dad goes back to school - and that day would be tomorrow.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Cookie and Cinnamon's Mum said...

Reading your post, I felt like I was hearing that sort of background music you hear in horror movies. Scary...but I still want to keep watching all the development...

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay oh no yoo cannot go in the baysment!!! that is ware the boogeymen livs!!! and by the boogeymen i meen lavern and shirlee!!! ok bye

Brownie said...

Mango, do you need backup? Cause I would be very worried too about all the HBO words and the gasp chainsaw action! Something is not right over there! Hope you keep an eye open at all times!

ocmist said...

You are a wise dog to stay away from a basement with so many steps DOWN! Are you sure your Mommy isn't being hypnotized down there? Surely Dexter is smart enough not to "dance" with YOUR kitty in front of a camera unless he is under a spell! I am so concerned for you! Please be careful! OC

Biggie-Z said...

Mango, your humans do some really dangerous (read: STUPID) things! Ladders are NOT safe. Couple that with a chainsaw and - dog - somedog get him down from there!!

As for your Momma and her transfirming thing, I hope you told her that you love her just the way she is and that she is beautiful no matter what. You should go down to the Basement and check it out though. Basements are usually a lot cooler and totally worth the scary stairs.