Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Whatever Wednesday


I, Mango, have decided to adopt a more, shall we say, lazy fair attitude about the goings on at my estate. I will now roll with the punches, go with the flow, live life to the fullest.

For example, when Master mysteriously removes the lattice from around my observation deck...




Thereby enabling the Pee-Wee to hidey and jump out at me like some hell hound.




I will shrug my shoulders...

Whatever.


And when Momma accidentally overfills the pool to dangerous depths approaching my knees and leaves the scary hose residing in it, I will just calmly take a drink.

Whatever.



Or if Master decides to plant large pieces of a tree atop the trailer in the back yard I will dutifully water it and hope for the best.

Whatever.



When Pee-Wee goes totally cracker dog and is just itching to get bit but Momma says that I mustn't run about in the extreme heat, I will ignore him.



What, um, who, um, where, um.

QUIT ANNOYING ME STUPID PEE-WEE!





Whatever.

Finally, should the Pee-Wee scoop the coolest location in the house right under the fan when he isn't even really sleeping, but just taking up space and he KNOWS that I get much hotter than him and really need the fan to cool my large and prone to overheat self.



I will take up an alternate position and think cool thoughts.

Whatever.




Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Special request from my Darling MJ, here is my macho macho Mango photo. Prepare yourselves ladies!






62 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

OH MY!

I suppose that was perfekht khompensation fur today's Mango inspired Walkin' Wednesday!

I just know woo would soooo rokhk my panty loons!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Randi said...

Awww Mango..

You are definately right when you let these little issues roll off your RH back..

WHATEVER!

love & licks,
Randi

Dory and the Mama said...

Wow...*laying on tile floor* you are "hot" Mango!

Flirty Smileys!
Dory

aninhas said...

Hi Mango!
So your summer is beeing hot?
And you like me dont like big depths?
that sucks ...
I wish you luck with the cool thoughts :D

hugs and kisses from kikos world

pam said...

I got the vapors looking at your handsome self.

Meja

Ludo van Doggy said...

That's a good choice to not be bothered by things but now way could I do it!
~lickies, Ludo

Agatha and Archie said...

OK this is catching...We are getting into the "whatever" mood as well......as for that last shot of you?? SMOKIN' LoveA+A

BRUTUS said...

Gosh, Mango - it just keeps getting harder for you there! When will someone put that labradork in line & let you resume you regal lifestyle?
Remember my saying: "When the going gets touch, the tough take naps". Everything looks better after a little snoozy!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Mango, you are a dude, a benevolent dude!

Gus said...

Mango Man! I feel for you, and know that your suffering is worse than mine, because your pest is so much larger.

in solidarity
gussie d

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

Dexter has some grit to annoy a big dude like you, Mango! Why didn't you just sit on him when he was in your cool spot? Woulda taken care of two problems.

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Mango Man!! You never fail to get our Mom laughing hysterically. And we gals think you are quite the hunk!!

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

The Thundering Herd said...

We are pretty good with the whatever attitude right up until the humans cheat by preparing our dinner. Then we are suddenly attentive and interested.

The OP Pack said...

When it is so hot, "whatever" is the easiest way to go.

Play bows, the OP Pack

Chloe and Libby said...

You know just how to keep your cool! I like that in a male!
Chloe

the professionals said...

so mango man hate to say it but i believe you have learnt to chill...

Stella said...

Oh, Mango, you are such a handsome devil!

I like your new easy come-easy go attitude, Mango, did you Mom go buy you some of those Dr. Denton Relaxacizor Pills. Kind of sounds like it to me.

Keep your sunnyside up!

Kisses,
Stella

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Mango, now you are learning to adopt Husky attitude!
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Pee Ess Woo, love the tool belt photo

mrd23 said...

Herro Mango,

You are an inspiration to us all -
Finding peace in a chaotic world with the mantra "whatever".
You truly are the Mango.


smooches,
Mr Darcy

ScrapsofMe said...

What a hunka hunka burnin LOVE!!!
Bonnie

Lily and Benson said...

I don't know who those humans think they are
Benny & Lily

Simply Simon said...

aah Mango...my mum wishes I could be cool like you instead of rushing round the garden chasing ducks and sticks and things...

Our winter is nearly done and yours is coming along...cool weather ahead for you??

have fun! Musole

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Glad to know those things are not bothering you now!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Mango man
what is with the disrespect? I think it may call for action not passive display of acceptance. Post an ad in the paper, call the news... the dancing huge must take a stance.

Oh toolbelt mango man... but there's a tool missing?

Norwood
PS.. I tweeted your dancing with the stars video. You received rave reviews. Mom gets extra points for having to lift her leg so high.

chicamom85 said...

Macho isn't a strong enough word for your handsomeness Mango. I am glad you are taking a come hither attitude around the estate. Please don't get overheated again.

licks and sniffs, Sasha
p.s. Going with the flow is one of the first signs of alien abduction, I am just throwing it out there.

chicamom85 said...

Oops Mom wants to know, if she orders the Aerobics with Mango and Momma video, does it come with a mastiff to practice with??

Sasha

Dennis the Vizsla said...

It comes out better if you make it out to be two words, you know, like, what-EVER!

I think I will go listen to "Yeah, Whatever" by Splender in honor of your new attitude.

Life With Dogs said...

Whatever you say, Mango. :) Is that a nail gun in your pocket?

Bae Bae said...

Good attitude you got there Mango and you sure look macho in the last photo. ;)

~ Bae

Martha Basset said...

Don't sweat the small stuff Mango - looking good!!!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Maggie and Mitch said...

You are so much smarter than that kooky brother of yours, Mango and VERY handsome too!
Autumn wants to know how Hector, her sweetie is doing?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

MAX said...

Hey Mango the man...
I love your new attitude - so much less stress. BUT, I must say too that the presentation of your new 'Hat' and handsome self in the last picture is a bit confusing...as too is the side-car dog bowl.
Lots of licks and love (you are endearing!)
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Peanut said...

The ladies are going to go crazy for that last picture.

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

wow--you seem so resigned. have you lost your spirit Mango? you need to get out of town and go on an adventure!

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

poor mango are you melting in the heat - we agree with the whatever for most of that - but dont loose your spirit big guy

what a handosme mango with your toolbelt

Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ

dewdana said...

We are with you Mango... whatev! Moose is not so sure about stepping into the pool while the hose was still in it, that is a pretty big deal! It wasn't on, was it? That is something he can't overlook!
Moose + Dana

Mack said...

I think we ALL should adopt your lazy-fair attitude, Mango!

And I know that last pic has got all the ladies swooning!

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

I think the heat is getting to you Mango!! You can't give up!! Get back in the fight!! Reclaim your estate!!

Okay, I'm done now. Time for a nap.

Jackal

Jake of Florida said...

We love you, man -- but now our Mom is holding you up as an example and asking why we can't cool it and be more lazy fair like the relentlessly huge Mango.

Just because we run through the house from front to back barking at the slighest noise when she is on the phone.

Just because we turn on each other and embarrass her to death on our walkies when we see a tempting creature outside.

Just because ...

But we appeciate your need to stay cool and avoid all that stress!! So lazy faire away!!

Jake and Just Harry

Murphy Dogg said...

Mango, I'm totally impressed by your zen attitude. With 3 little sisters, there's no way I could ever be as zen as you.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

Daisy Dog said...

Yes Mango you are very macho! But, Dozer has my heart!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Ohhhhh Mango. This new attitude suits you. Love the macho pic. I might try to have it made into a beefcake poster for over my bed!!
AireSmooches,
BabyRD

Whatever.
OO-Hootie

Sam said...

A good attitude to have, Mango man. We should all learn to live life the Mastiff way.

Deefor said...

That's the only way to be when you live with a crazy dog. And when crazy stuff is going on around you. Just chill and ignore it. I like to meditate on some of my past and future bones. I have my private peaceful places.

Deefor

Honey the Great Dane said...

Glad you've come over to the other side, finally, Mango...life is too long....er...short...to do anything standing up or care that much about anything, really....zzzZZZZZzzzz
- 'whatever' - that's pretty much my motto wherever crazy place or experience my human seems intent on subjecting me to next!! She's always trying to think things up to try an "enrich my life" she says...God, doesn't she know that sometimes a girl just wants to laze in the sun and do NOTHING?! Can you believe this latest...she's heard about a *doggy swimming pool* (SHOCK! HORROR!) and now is all excited about booking me a session or even organising a pool party. You know how I feel about water...EEEeeeekkk!!!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I'm left speechless from your last picture, so I'll just pant!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Cookie and Cinnamon's Mum said...

Mango, you are a man!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Great Attitude Mango. Just ignore it all and relax..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Mango, try sending the baby to day care. I get rid of my baby sister at day care sometimes.
Mack

Oskar said...

Mango, I've seen you around the dog blogs that I visit, so I thought I'd stop by & say HI.

I think I'll follow your blog to keep up on what's going on with you!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm....sounds like you've been doin' waaaaay too much meditatin', Mango...

We have one word for ya...

REACT!!!

That's what we're all about...

We bark, bite, snarl, run, jump, and any little noise or irritation...

Even Stanny bout had a heart attack when the trashman left one of our cans listing...

Bark Bark Bark went the dale...

Lacie said to tell ya that she thinks the sides of ur face are going to ground...like at Earthdog trials...ur um jowls???

What are you carryin' in that pic anyway...a PURSE????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

We just saw that!!!!!

Scruffman

MJ's doghouse said...

swooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

Maggie and Mitch said...

We have an award for you and Dexter, Mango! Check out our blog when you get a chance!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Mango
I've been blasting my stereo.. R E S P E C T
Can you hear it over there? Keep cool. Feels like the tropics around here. Although I may like living in a rainforest.
norwood

Deetz said...

I love your Whatever Wednesday....I say your the coolest cat, I mean Dog in the whole world.
Deetzy

Ike said...

You are just so brave now Mango!
Ike

Oskar said...

Hi Mango, I left you an award on my blog!

Jazzi said...

Hi Mango,
I am new to your blog and hope we can become friends,

Looks like....Your DA Man!!!!
Love the attitude and keep things rolling off your back.

Keep chillin....

tail wags
Jazzi

Checkers said...

hey mango - how ya doin'? Dude I would give you the cool spot near the cold air -

Sophie Brador said...

I so was not prepared for that. Hubba

xo
SB

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Good heavens Mango...you have 60 comments? I'd hafta pose totally starkers to get 60 comments...

Now...I am here TO WARN YA...

A HER I CANE is coming to ur fair state of MASTER CHEW SITS...Mr.Bill...I prefer to call him William...I dated him once...

This means you need to be takin' some preparedness measures for you, the Peeps and your estate...


It probably means PEEWEE SKIPPING A GIL ITY AND YOU GETTING TO GO ON THE RUNNING OF THE ERRANDS FOR wood for the windows...don't ya hafta bored er board things up? Or at least TACK DOWN THOSE STOOPID STAIRS OF URS ON UR OBSERVATION DECK so they don't move again...sheeshch......

Momma needs to stop examin' ur questionable posterior refuse and buy some candles, flashlights, and above all, fill the mastifmobile up with gas...I know, I know...there is still plenty of gas in there from ur last ride, but I mean the kind that doesn't stink....and makes the car go zoomers...

The Master should be walking the perimeter lookin' for signs of fowl weather or chickens that may have escaped...if ya find any, Momma may want to roast them...over a hot fire...

And Lastly, you and Peewee should be picking up your toys so they don't blow away and figurin' out what ur gonna do without the AC if the e lect ric ity goes out....

I suggest many bags of ice before the prices go up...

Not bad for an inland girlie, huh....

Always thinkin' of you Mango...I have your hind end covered...

Lacie

Pee ess...I will be arriving shortly with my cordless blender for the Her I Cane Pawty...

Oh...without e lect ricity and my presence, cold showers are the norm

XXOOXXOO

ocmist said...

Mango, don't get to complacent around there! At least go an gently, but firmly, lay down on TOP of PeeWee when he lays in the cool spot and then either he will move or you will have a soft pillow to lay on! .... OOOOoooo

BG here! What did you do to Mama OC? I think she fainted! She is getting to old to be suddenly thrown into the awesome aura of your Relentlessly Hugeness! You definitely have a way with the girls, Big Guy!