I, Mango, have decided to adopt a more, shall we say, lazy fair attitude about the goings on at my estate. I will now roll with the punches, go with the flow, live life to the fullest.
For example, when Master mysteriously removes the lattice from around my observation deck...
Thereby enabling the Pee-Wee to hidey and jump out at me like some hell hound.
I will shrug my shoulders...
And when Momma accidentally overfills the pool to dangerous depths approaching my knees and leaves the scary hose residing in it, I will just calmly take a drink.
Or if Master decides to plant large pieces of a tree atop the trailer in the back yard I will dutifully water it and hope for the best.
When Pee-Wee goes totally cracker dog and is just itching to get bit but Momma says that I mustn't run about in the extreme heat, I will ignore him.
What, um, who, um, where, um.
QUIT ANNOYING ME STUPID PEE-WEE!
Finally, should the Pee-Wee scoop the coolest location in the house right under the fan when he isn't even really sleeping, but just taking up space and he KNOWS that I get much hotter than him and really need the fan to cool my large and prone to overheat self.
I will take up an alternate position and think cool thoughts.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Special request from my Darling MJ, here is my macho macho Mango photo. Prepare yourselves ladies!