I was told that it was a good thing that I stayed with the Relentlessly Huge when we made our big escape last week because it is unlikely that anybody would have phoned in seeing "just another lab" running loose. Ouch!
I think the real reason we got arrested was that Norwood called the animal cops and told them there was a moose on the loose. I will have to talk to him about that.
My agilities class was cancelled this week, so I had to make due with lame "at home" agilities and since my jumps and poles were put away so that Momma could mow the lawn, she suggested that I just jump over her leg a few times.
Kind of boring if you ask me, but I was up to the task. Apparently, however, her photographic skills were NOT up to it as you can see from this pathetic picture of me levitating over her leg.
I tried coaching her...
OK, I am going to count to three and then levitate and you take the photo.
Ready? One, two, three!
Maybe if we try it from this side. You do know how to count to three, right?
I am just too fast for her aging reflexes.
Guess that isn't going to work, how about some tennis ball?
Momma has never had an actual tennis ball retrieving doggie and she is fascinated by my, er, fascination with the tennis ball. Well, duh, I'm a labradude, right? I think that we actually have little tennis balls to play with even when we are still inside our doggie mom's.
Once again, due to poor reflexes, you will not see my most spectacular moves, but I think I show off my prowess quite well, nevertheless.
Here is my no hind leggies bucking bronco assault.
Pouncing! I much prefer to catch it in flight.
I usually run faster than she can throw, so I need to put the brakes on to wait for the ball to catch up to me.
And of course the obligatory return of the ball to momma who is really lazy so I trick her by sometimes dropping it halfway and running back or running right by her or just pretending to let go and then running away and she says, "we'll have to work on that" which doesn't sound like nearly as much fun.
Wait for it...
I throw in some of my fancy dance moves just to entertain myself. Check out the crossed legs.