My good pal, Woodrow, needs healing vibes most urgently. He has bad sickies. Please stop by and visit him. We're thinking of you, buddy.
As you might recall, the Lacie Beast has been showing a strange fascination with my puppy self leading me to imagine that she has some secret desire to potentially have relations with my large and intact self, the result of which would be....
Oh! I shudder at the thought!
Photo by Lacie
Allow me to focus on less disturbing topics.
For example, when Pee-Wee returned from his walkie this morning he beckoned me to the window saying that he had brought something home for the Mango!
A new stick! Maybe he isn't such a bad little guy after all.
This stick is most large and appropriate for the Mango.
Uh oh. I turn my back for a minute and look what happens.
Step.... away.... from the STICK!
Nom, nom, nom.
My surveillance cameras were able to capture my adventures with my new stick. As you can see from the movie, Master was kind enough to install a doggie door for my large and keen to be let out self (although hard as I try I cannot seem to get the blasted thing to let me back in).
I was a bit perturbed to see the midget enjoying grazing in my garden and so I gave a quick pee in his direction.
What do you think of that? Ha!
Only later did I realize that this might have a negative effect on the tastiness of the long grasses.
Such lovely weather we are having. It is hard to get upset about anything (well, momma gets upset when I sun bake close to the edge of the observation deck but that's her problem).