Wednesday, September 9, 2009

My South African Adventure - Preparations

Before I start, I want to give special thanks to Joey, Lacie, Petey, and Asta's moms. They helped my momma develop all the photos from my most incredible South African adventure (and please stop by their bloggies too to read their versions of things).

I also want to share some sad news with you. Penny, Patches, and Poppy's dad is going into hospice care and they could use your good thoughts. Our hearts are breaking. Hopefully sharing our adventures will help bring some smiles to their home.


Well, preparations are under way for my big trip to South Africa to visit my pal Max. I decided to bring along some of my guy pals; Scruffy, Stanny, Petey, Joey, and Tanner. Since Max insisted I bring that Lacie Beast as well, I invited Asta as she is the only doggie capable of controlling the creature.

Not being a big fan of shopping malls, I agreed to let Tanner do the shopping for the trip.

Unbeknownst to me, he decided to bring the Lacie Beast along (maybe he is still confused from her creepy slumber party). No sooner did they arrive at the Bass Pro Shop then Lacie started flirting with a totally fake bear.

It's stuffed, you witless creature!


Next thing you know she had donned the lower half of her bikini (oh shameless one) and setup her smoothie station at the lion exhibit.


Tanner remained focused on the task at hand and was able to score a most accommodating tent for my large and taking up space self (wonder where everybody else will sleep).

I am a bit concerned about that giant smoothie dispenser. Maybe it will be confiscated at the airport.



Asta, ever practical, put together a much more appropriate assortment of gear. Including manly hiking boots, mosquito netting, flashy boxes, tea service, pith helmets, hammock, HEY!

Did you say TEA SERVICE? What kind of foo foo Out of Africa trip do you think this is? Sigh.



Fortunately, Asta called ahead and advised me that we would need an XXL plane for transport (and not just so it would fit Lacie's bum either).

Petey supervised the loading of Asta and Lacie's "gear." Us guys were reduced to a single carry on apiece.




Gah! Leave it to Lacie to choose a totally inappropriate outfit for her travels.

Yuh, high heels, perfect for traipsing across the wilds of South Africa. Could that skirt possibly be any shorter?

And since when did the Mango become an accessory?






Sigh. In for a penny, in for a pound I suppose. Let the fun begin!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Max posted some useful South African signage for me to memorize on his bloggy. You can check it out here. Now I am worried.

40 comments:

Bae Bae said...

Woh.. everydog sure look ready for some fun. You make a really cute accessory Mango

~ Bae

MAX said...

Hey Mango Dude!

I hope you don't mind, but I get persterred all the time by the female hound species, so I took some action....

I convinced our TOFFEE to make a move on Lacie! He fell for it...can you believe it?! But now I'm having second thoughts. I didn't realise she was soooo BIG! HUGE! COLLOSSAL! If your large and massive self can fit into her arms like that, then our poor TOFFEE is going to feel like a spider!!! She's not gonna be charmed!

Do I need to call in the army?
Licks
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

PS Ive now been waiting at the airport for 24hours....and I thought South African Airlines were dodgy? (hic..burp!)

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

do you think it is all a big set up and Lacie Beatie is just trying to lure you away and force you to elope????

Noah the Airedale said...

This whole adventure sounds pawesome. You look the part in your hat matie. Asta looks stunning as usual.
Hey Lacie, you be good ok.

tailwags
Noah

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

We can hardly wait for the next edition of your big adventure.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Life With Dogs said...

LOL!! Mango accessorized - I never thought I'd see the day! :)

Petey said...

Hi Max and Tammy!

I know there are tribes that shrink heads in Africa, do you think any of them could shrink Lacie's butt?

Uh oh, she may feed me to the canineibals if she reads this!

Your pal,

Petey

Martha Basset said...

Mango, it is sadly because you are so handsome that the females cannot leave you alone!
You look as though you are having a great adventure but strange and unexpected things happen in Africa - be very careful.
love
Martha & bailey xxxx

Gus said...

Oh wow...Asta surely knows how to pack for a trip! Have a great time. Please do not feed smoothies to the lions, they are unpredictable at the best of time.s

gussie

BRUTUS said...

What an adventure already! Asta sure knows how to pack, and of course it appears to be in Louie Vuitton luggage to boot! Hope you kick hack in that hammock and have a smoothie soon!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Mango Man, you better watch out for them Terriers, I think it may be a lot to get you , I also think that Mango as an accessory is quite scary..... try to have some fun out there though!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Mango, I got an idea for ya.
Um, you know you don't gotta come back with EVERYTHING you take to Africa, right? Hint, hint. Like you could totally "forget" a particularly annoying, high-heeled terrier there. And I don't mean Tanner.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

Wow Mango I don't think your trip is going to be all that relaxing . . . just saying . . .

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow hav a grate trip!!! say is their a landing strip their big enuf for that playn or is it going to be an air drop??? or wood that be airedale drop??? ha ha ha i kill me ok bye

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I still don't think she'll khlear khustoms....

ESPECIALLY since my word fur this post is

HIPPES

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Please listen to MFT!

Jazzi said...

Sounds like a great adventure and you sure are looking good all duded up!!

Oh BTW< I posted an award for you, so stop by and get it,

Wags
Jazzi

Samantha said...

I think you are very well-prepared, considering all that earthdog bizness you participated in. Max is the best tour guide, so get that Norse Colde down pat and be wary of what those signs indicate (they got some odd ones there eh?)- have a great time! Look forward to hearing all about your adventures!
Hugs xo
Sammie

TwoSpecialWires said...

We were laughing till we were crying, until we saw Lacie's legs in that jungle skirt. ICK! Hasn't anyone ever told her she needs to shave them??? Bugs'll live and grow in their! And she's holding that stuffed Mango with a leopard's butt? Something's wrong!

Have fun, everydoggie. We'll be keepin' up with your adventures.

Jake and Fergi xxoo

Agatha and Archie said...

Hoo boy this is going to be good...We are just catching up on our reading...Your new cousin
looks soooo cute.....Archie says thanks for the tag...He is sitting with a crayon now answering the questions and should be done any year now..... We hope you know what you are getting into here bussy.... Love A+A

Joe Stains said...

Mom and Dad are going to be SO BORED while we are gone, which serves them right for making us bored. I am going to miss the Steelers game tomorrow but I will have Mom DVR it for me, I just hope the Steelers don't fall flat without me! Mom might recheck the adventure timeline and see if I can't squeeze in the game watching at Max's ;)

The Thundering Herd said...

We read those signs and think you may need an interpreter.

wally said...

Mango,

Your adventures have already exhausted me.

Could you drop by Uganda and bring me back a silverback gorilla? These naked apes are boring me.

wally t.

Deefor said...

That is amazing. I can't wait to hear more about your travels. I hope you meet lots of nice animals. Maybe you should leave the females home so you have some room in the plane.

Deefor

the professionals said...

you've sure got your paws full this time mango man - woof hoo - is south africa ready for you guys i wonder
its a scary thought

Tibby said...

Hi Mango!
I am trying to catch up with all my friends and wanted to make sure I stopped in to say hello to you! Stop by my blog this week to see the fun stuff I am doing with Pink Baby!
:) Tibby

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh what a wonderful adventure. Every pups seems to be having a great time..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

wowzers! What a trip! I can't wait. I would like some african beads for a necklace or something....if you have time that is. OR maybe some lion scat. Now I bet THAT is some cat crunchies!!!
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter
pee ess ok anok mango man, u haf tu git eer plugz iz all. member? me an lacie did haf a datez las yeer bowt this time i fink. i am purdee shur, maaabeee. i fink it wuz in this mumf. ok anok nefer min. the lesonz iz tu haf eer plugz an cornee dogz fur hur. ok anok godda go
hi 5s
scooter

Aniemother said...

Can't wait to see more pix!

B

Clive said...

Great adventure Mango - hope it all turns out safely though!!

take lots of care
Clive

Maggie and Mitch said...

We just love your safari helmet, Mango, and we can't wait to hear the next chapter!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Travel well, and be safe.
Mack

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
I think Asta packed just the necessary things!!! Haaaa!
I hope everything goes well!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Honestly Mango...I've been draggin' your sorry BUTT around all day and I'm sick of your whinin'...

Repeat after me: Mango Purse Accessories DO NOT:

Ask for MEDITATION TIME
Demand their CAR COOKIE
Insist that MJ carries you around 'stead of me...
SLOBBER
Whine about Peewee

Insist there is a forcefield every single cottonpickin' time I go up the stairs and go completely cracker dog

Spy on me in the ladies


And above all

PURSES DON'T FART.

Thank you...

I feel better now.

Lacie

Pee ess...it's obviously time to use the shoulder strap...do you realize where the back end clips????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Benson and Lily said...

Now that was awesome!! Be careful though, it's a jungle out there!
Benny & Lily

Moco said...

This may not have been the best idea.

Dutch the Pug said...

Mango I presume...you look so stylish in your hat!

hero said...

Let the adventure begins, I say!... and good luck, Mango Man.

Licks, hero

chicamom85 said...

Be safe my friend.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Honey the Great Dane said...

Lacie looks incredible but...um...that little Mango stuffie is positively creepy! :-)

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Oskar said...

Oh my heavens a Mango clutch! Is Lacie a GIANT?

Her above comments are kind of funny. *snicker*