Well, I have many photos and action packed movies to share with you today. Sadly, some of them do not even have my large and handsome self in them, so I am going to get the boring stuff out of the way first since Momma said I have to share. Sheesh.
First and most important, the annoying pee-wee midget hump meister puppy has returned to his estate... and not a moment too soon.
Even Pee-Wee was getting fed up with all the bouncing and lip pulling going on.
I think he is getting a talkin to here.
The round thing got lots of walkies during his stay here and made this really long and totally boring movie in which he walks, bites things, cries, meets another puppy, and models a dumb t-shirt. Watch it if you have nothing else to do by clicking here.
There is also a movie of labradork action (which has a special guest appearance by ME) so it is kind of worth watching.
Remember when all the DWB DOH's came over to see ME at MY estate?
Well, Tula's mom took some most wonderful pictures that I want to share with you. Thanks, Tula's mom!
This is my bottom! Everybody seemed unusually fascinated by it and there were many photos taken whilst I refreshed my large and drinking gallons of water each day self (have to stay hydrated, you know).
I have a new fondness for Pee-Wee (almost) now that we have suffered through the invasion together. I TOLD him that if he would just bitey the little rascal until it went SQUEEEE that he wouldn't have to play with it anymore, but he wouldn't listen to me.
Here I am with Agatha and Archie's mom. She was very nice even if I was unable to get my slobbers on her.
Good thing the sun was out to aid in production of signature slobbers because all the ladies were most keen to observe my most corrosive and abundant drool.
That's Norwood's mom behind me. I put a ton of slobbers in her hair when she was sitting on my observation deck. I think that is why it stayed in place so well and looked so shiny.
I applied some to Pee-Wee. Sort of an every day occurrence.
Oh look at my poor self. The attention was really wearing me out, but then Momma said it was time to show off my dance moves!
Make up your mind woman! Do you want me on the left or the right and which side is the right anyway?
Tula's mom took some actual movies of my dance moves. I kept things brief because I was so very tired.
I warmed up with some classics. My weaves have certainly improved, huh.
Check this out! A new move never before seen on YouTube!
Was that too fast for you? The Lacie Beast's mom caught me in mid-weave!
And my new move as well! I have to kind of duck down to go under what with momma being so short and all.
Before Oliver left, I made sure to stick my face as close to him as possible and let him get used to the smell of my mouth which is where his head will be spending a lot of time if he ever comes back again.
Ah, back to normal.
I will leave you with this most amazing photo from Tula's mom of my sky dog move! WOW!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!