Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Boring Movies and Photos and Then... ME!

Well, I have many photos and action packed movies to share with you today. Sadly, some of them do not even have my large and handsome self in them, so I am going to get the boring stuff out of the way first since Momma said I have to share. Sheesh.

First and most important, the annoying pee-wee midget hump meister puppy has returned to his estate... and not a moment too soon.

Even Pee-Wee was getting fed up with all the bouncing and lip pulling going on.

I think he is getting a talkin to here.

The round thing got lots of walkies during his stay here and made this really long and totally boring movie in which he walks, bites things, cries, meets another puppy, and models a dumb t-shirt. Watch it if you have nothing else to do by clicking here.

There is also a movie of labradork action (which has a special guest appearance by ME) so it is kind of worth watching.

Remember when all the DWB DOH's came over to see ME at MY estate?

Well, Tula's mom took some most wonderful pictures that I want to share with you. Thanks, Tula's mom!

This is my bottom! Everybody seemed unusually fascinated by it and there were many photos taken whilst I refreshed my large and drinking gallons of water each day self (have to stay hydrated, you know).

I have a new fondness for Pee-Wee (almost) now that we have suffered through the invasion together. I TOLD him that if he would just bitey the little rascal until it went SQUEEEE that he wouldn't have to play with it anymore, but he wouldn't listen to me.

Here I am with Agatha and Archie's mom. She was very nice even if I was unable to get my slobbers on her.

Good thing the sun was out to aid in production of signature slobbers because all the ladies were most keen to observe my most corrosive and abundant drool.

That's Norwood's mom behind me. I put a ton of slobbers in her hair when she was sitting on my observation deck. I think that is why it stayed in place so well and looked so shiny.

I applied some to Pee-Wee. Sort of an every day occurrence.

Oh look at my poor self. The attention was really wearing me out, but then Momma said it was time to show off my dance moves!

I am not sure what I am doing in this photo. I think maybe setting up or some such silliness.

Make up your mind woman! Do you want me on the left or the right and which side is the right anyway?

Tula's mom took some actual movies of my dance moves. I kept things brief because I was so very tired.

I warmed up with some classics. My weaves have certainly improved, huh.

Check this out! A new move never before seen on YouTube!

Was that too fast for you? The Lacie Beast's mom caught me in mid-weave!

And my new move as well! I have to kind of duck down to go under what with momma being so short and all.

Before Oliver left, I made sure to stick my face as close to him as possible and let him get used to the smell of my mouth which is where his head will be spending a lot of time if he ever comes back again.

Ah, back to normal.

I will leave you with this most amazing photo from Tula's mom of my sky dog move! WOW!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Mack and Sally Ann said...

Air Mango
Sally Ann

pam said...

Is it just part of pee-wee midget hump meister puppies that they can't walk without scrooglin their bottoms?

And Mango Man - Air Dog = very cool.

Bobo and Meja

1000 Goldens said...

I'm glad that visit from your cousin brought you and the Labradork closer together. I watched the movie of Oliver and he walks really good on a leash for a little guy. I prided myself on being impossible on the leash when I was a munchkin. P.S. very impressive leaping skills RH :)

Aniemother said...

Great pix. Love your levitating skills.


Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We love the last picture...
You are one lucky pup to finally be rid of that pest.. Wish ours would go away..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Winterdark said...

WOW, now THAT was an ADVENTURE! And you never left your house! How cool is that! Wow - do you have any of your feet on the ground there? That's just awesome Mango!


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo do have to admit the little yellow labradork does do khute FURRY well!

Did woo khonsider sending Dexter home with your unkhle/auntie and keeping Oliver?

PeeEssWoo: It was really khool to see the other DOH's!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Holy Moly! You're Aireborn, Mango! Mom is forever complaining about her hair! Maybe slobber is the answer! How do we go about getting a bottle for her?

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Brownie said...

Mango, I held my breath when I saw that video of you going under your mommy's legs... I almost thought you might put a little spin into your move and your Mommy would go flying into a backflip and then you two could go to the Olympics!

Agatha and Archie said...

Wwll,PL2 said you were as gracefull as a ballerina, and that Mango suds really shined up her shoes nicely...Love and kisses A+A PS My bed is a little flattened in the bomb shelter but I am floofing it up in the dryer...

achieve1dream said...

Wow, you put on a really good show for all the girls. Well done!

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

We know the ladies were really impressed with your Mango moves!!

Piper, Carrleigh and Lilly

TwoSpecialWires said...

Mango, you are most impressive. In every way. And we have to say... that photo of your drinking your umpteenth gallon of water is something you ought to be able to market. To anatomy books. Big Dog Calendars. Dog World centerfolds. Deck floor manufacturers. Get Fit inspiration pamphlets. Hair Care product lines. (Speaking of which, Lacie has already recommended Mango Mousse and Mango Spray for Fergi's tail.) Massachusetts travel guides. Tupperware catalogs. You name it. That is an AWESOME photo of you. (We like the aireborn one, too!)

We'd love the pleasure of meeting you (and your pack) someday.

Jake and Fergs xxoo

Benny and Lily said...

Cool pictures Mango..I think you are getting bigger and bigger
Benny & Lily

Murphy Dogg said...

It's tough being a superstar, Mango. Ladies are always oohing and ahhing all over you, wanting to touch you and take pictures.
Seems like you got through it like a pro.

The Army of Four said...

You should bottle your slobbers and sell it as a hair fixative. You could make MILLIONS!
Play bows,

Chef ·˙ ۛ ♥ said...

Hey Rocketman! I can't tell from the pic if your suds are flying but I bet those trees got good and sloooobered! Way to go, Mangoman. Yeh.


Samantha said...

Yeah MANGO! That is SOME move! But haveta tell ya - I really liked the Oliver walkie movie - yo mama really set him up for good future walkies. Just like she sets you up for air mango. Whatta trick!
Huggers xo

dewdana said...

Nice moves! It looks like you are levitating! In the pic of you new move it looks like you momma is riding a bull! Yeehaw!
Man alive that Oliver is rediculously adorable. He fills out PeeWee's sweatshirt nicely! He looks like he is decent on a leash too. I have to chuckle whe you are walking a perfect lab and get asked what kind of dog it is ;-) And did he say Oliver was huge? I guess he has never seen RH!
Glad you boys can get some rest now that the pup and pupparazi are gone!

The Thundering Herd said...

Super sky dog. We looked, but could not see the cables and wires.

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Your airborne picture reminds me of our date.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Looks like Oliver needs to have something in his mouth all the time!
Pawesome slobbers and "air moves"
Kisses and hugs

Laura, Lance, and Vito said...

wow, great moves! weaving, marching, and air borne!

Sam said...

I love your dance moves! Obviously you are dancing to celebrate the departure of the little one. A big occasion, yes!

chicamom85 said...

Mango, I like the spinning thing that Peewee did while playing with Peewee jr. I am glad for you that he went home. I hope the next time will be better for you. Nothing like getting back to normal is there?

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Asta said...

Thank dog youw estate is back to nowmal..you wewe a tewwific host, but it's exhausting to entewtain. Mommi was soo impwessed wif youw gwaceful and sylph-like moves but I was sad that even though she came pwepawed you didn't leave youw dwool on hew
smoochie kisses

tula said...

Hi Mango,
Ok- this explains the new superslobbery smells mom came home with the other day. Even after a thorough investigation- couldn't quite figure out this most unusual fruity scent. then she went on & on about your show! Must admit, your hugeself is very impressive.

Alert: Pee Wee was spied having a nice walkies- was it the rain? hehe at least got my 2 showers in 2day- squeaky clean.


MAX said...

Hey Mango
Yay! Finally I get to see a nice picture of your Momma. Eish!...you are taller than her! You are one BIG dude! As for the slobber baptism, I would have loved to see that! Lots of folk are scared of it! How come you can make friends with it?! Perhaps it's just the Mango attitude.
Great post! Thx!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

What's most impressive how you can dance and fling Mango Suds to your fans at the same time! I'm glad things are back to normal though, you must be worn out after all that!

Joe Stains said...

you should probably hand out plastic tarps like that comedian Gallagher who smashes all that wallymelon. Oliver sure is cute but man alive what was that terrier puppy mess he met?

Martha Basset said...

We love all those pics - we love your slobber and your hugeness!
The new header pic is so cool - we cannot believe how mobile you are considering how large you are!!!!
We have said it before and we will say it again - you could be a ballet dancer!!!!
love you lots
Martha & Bailey xxxx

Noah the Airedale said...

Oh my, we just read your visitors post. How exciting to meet all those mums. You must all have had a pawesome time together. Some cools photos were taken for sure.
Thanks for sharing matie.
D keeps mumbling about getting to meet you to but I dont know what she's on about...crazed woman.

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Mack said...

Well Oliver is a blonde, and from experience I say watch your back. Otherwise he seems pretty cool.
Mango, are you really taller than your momma?

Woodrow, Luna, MJ Campanella said...

Cool movies even of the Labradork - pawsome sky dog move

Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Mango...first of all I TOTALLY AGREE that Peewee is a BIG MUSCLE BOY...after our tour of the barn the night I stayed over to nurse you, I can verify that...he can singlepawedly drag large pieces of the Master's equipment around like it's a feather...

I suppose I should say I'm sorry about TEACHING OLIVER TO SCREECH whilst on our DATE...it really wasn't very hard. He's an apt pupil....

He's awfully cute, Mango...

What was ur momma usin' to video him? It came out soooo clear and wasn't all bouncy and motionsick? Mumsie can barely walk and chew gum, much less video that well...

That last pic of you jumping to outter space is amazing...you woulda thought I had bitten you on the butt, huh?

Total love, Darling...


Tiffany and the Munchkins said...

Mr. Mango, Relentlessly Huge, you are most certainly very talented. Some very slick moves you have there. We can totally sympathize with you on the Oliver situation. He reminds us a lot of our Uncle Rascal who is nothing but a ball of energy. He is very manic and we aren't always too fond of that. We can imagine how happy you are to have things back to normal. :)

Chihuahua kisses,
The Munchkins

Niamh said...

Great sky move Mango! Who knew that you could get your relentlessly huge self so far off the ground? I am impressed. I am sure that the DWB moms loved every bit of slobber and drool that you anointed them with.

I'm glad to see that things are back to normal at your estate and the little yellow pest is gone.

Your friend,

Anne-Kathrine said...

Mango you def outdid yourself. Love all the pics and videos!

Air Mango!!

Martha Basset said...

Yeh Mango, you assessed the situation perfectly!!!! Don't be fooled by 'cute'.
We must do a post about the Battle of the Bridge!!!

The OP Pack said...

Late again getting here. The Momster is going away this weekend and it seems like there are a zillion things to do and none of them include our reading blogs.

Your dance moves are really good, Mango, but we don't want our Mom getting any ideas about THAT for us. That sky dog move is terrific.

Oliver does a really good job walking on leash for a little guy, but he sure loves his sticks.

Glad to hear that things are back to normal at the RH estate.

Woos, the OP Pack

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Mango, we see that you are furry light on you's feets.

Yesh, we know about those puppers - man do we know. Our momma's kid, Jeff, got a Golden an' a German Shepherd pup last summer. They really got on our nerves always wanting ta run an' sniff our hind end but not stoppin' long enough fur us to snooter their hind ends.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Glad to hear that your life has returned to normal and the midget hump meister has gone home. You are getting me very worried though; Mom says my little sister will be coming home in February, and I'm not sure if that is enough time to prepare myself. (Or should I just take AirFiona to some faraway land for a couple of years?)

*kissey face*

PeeEss - I think you have a magnificent rumpus!

Clive said...

Oh Mango, brillant post! We were so impressed with those pics! You look superb!!

No, we're not on hols - just got a few minutes out of the car today between a trip from one side of the city to the other!

take care


Huh? was this a tryout for beauty and the beast?
BTW that pupparazzi crowd is so loud.. I couldn't hear the music..

Honey the Great Dane said...

Hey Mango - if you think your human is short, mine must be a midget dwarf - seriously, it's actually a dangerous stunt going through HER legs (although I'm not sure of the dangerous part is for her or for me! Hee! Hee!)

Am so impressed with your new move - and hey, I could hear the crowd appreciation - you've already got a private audience! Maybe you should start selling tickets to your dance shows! :-)

By the way, my human says you do not have to "sit pretty" after coming through the legs - that is a separate move that she just added on to mine because it is the end of our dance routine and she needed some kind of "finish" so she thought that would work well. But maybe for another routine, I would just go through the legs and then spin around like you do - it's all up to you and your human, anyway - that's the great thing about Freestyle - there are no rigid rules! :-)

Honey the Great Dane

Honey the Great Dane said...

OH - and I can't believe that stupid man asked what kind of dog Oliver is...I mean, Labs are like only the most common, recognisable dogs on the planet!!!! Still, with his comment on Oliver's "hugeness", you can't expect much from his intelligence...Sheesh, I won't repeat the rude things I said on YouTube...

Sophie Brador said...

My mom is so jealous that she didn't get her invite in time to go to Boston, because she would have loved nothing more than the get all slobbered up by you. She thinks you are the most adorable dog ever. I told her, no mom! Mango is handsome and a hunk, NOT adorable. Yeesh.


Oskar said...

Mango, you are a truly magnificent beastie!

Life With Dogs said...

I did not quite recognize your true hugeness until I saw these pictures. Your hairstyling skills are exemplary!

wally said...

Mango--Good thing you got rid of that pee wee. Sometimes they come and the never go away. I am most impressed with your dancing movies and I believe it is only a matter of time before they give you a teevee show.

wally t.

Rosie said...

Mango Tango - you sure don't let your size slow you down!!
Good moves big guy!!

Toffee said...

Oh Mango!
Now that I see your handsome rear up close I know why my mom would not let me come and see you - she was worried that I may stray away from my handsome square boy!

Those are some fancy tricks by the way!