Please visit Dory who is being tortured in a most dastardly fashion by her mom. Oh the horror!
And OC and gang could use your healing thoughts. There was a bit of a dust up at their place last night and OC got a very bad boo boo.
I need to respond to all those doggies that thought the Mango should not be wearing a toot toot. Let me remind you that I, Mango the Relentlessly Huge, actually performed in the Nutcracker ballet last year. Yes indeed. You can read all about it by clicking here.
But I fear my dancing career might be coming to an end.
The other night I was just walking around minding my own business when all of a sudden my leggie got totally ouchie! Oh help. I am not ashamed to admit that I cried a lot during the night, but momma came and lay down with me and that made me feel better (although she complained most grouchily about sleeping on the floor - hey, what about me).
So yesterday I was walking around like this! Do you see me limping on my front leggie?
Ouch, ouch, ouch! Full sized doggies such as myself cannot walk on three leggies if one hurts.
We went to the V-E-T where I was most concerned lest they give me the sleepy medicine and take photocopies of my bottom again. I even yelled at the V-E-T tech (just a little bit).
Then the doctor felt me all up whilst momma gave me cookies and I drooled on the V-E-T tech. That doctor is strong! She was pushing and pulling on all my leggies and my back and everything.
She said my ankle was a little swollen. Maybe from walking funny due to my back end still hurting. So I got sent home with some new drugs which means now I have to take 11 anti-tick pills, some liquid anti in flame stories and four ouchie drugs every day! If that all doesn't make me feel better really soon then I will need to get photocopied again and maybe ultra sounded (I think that will improve my hearing).
Oh yeah, and did I mention that Master had something called cat rack surgery and momma had to drive him into Boston today for his post op checkup and of course it TOTALLY FREAKED HER OUT! But he is doing fine except for taking like 1497 eye drops a day.
And to top it all off, Momma says she has something called Seborrheic Dermatitis on her face which is totally messed up because I googled that and it said that is something that BABIES get on their ASSES! WTF? My momma has baby ass face? Plus she is putting some goop on her face now with roids in it and she looks like this (or maybe that is just how one normally looks after driving into Boston at rush hour).
As for me, I am just relaxing because, to be honest, those pain pills make me feel a little loopy.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Not to mention that the V-E-T said I was getting a tad "portly" from limiting my exercise due to ouchies and needed a diet, plus Pee-Wee has been more insane than usual due to not getting his usual attentions and not even getting cuddles because I have become super velcro doggie. Tough break, little guy.
P.P.S. I found this video on YouTube and have requested a cold box upgrade post haste.