Friday, October 30, 2009

I Have an Ouchie

IMPORTANT BULLETINS!!!

Please visit Dory who is being tortured in a most dastardly fashion by her mom. Oh the horror!

And OC and gang could use your healing thoughts. There was a bit of a dust up at their place last night and OC got a very bad boo boo.



I need to respond to all those doggies that thought the Mango should not be wearing a toot toot. Let me remind you that I, Mango the Relentlessly Huge, actually performed in the Nutcracker ballet last year. Yes indeed. You can read all about it by clicking here.




But I fear my dancing career might be coming to an end.


The other night I was just walking around minding my own business when all of a sudden my leggie got totally ouchie! Oh help. I am not ashamed to admit that I cried a lot during the night, but momma came and lay down with me and that made me feel better (although she complained most grouchily about sleeping on the floor - hey, what about me).

So yesterday I was walking around like this! Do you see me limping on my front leggie?

Ouch, ouch, ouch! Full sized doggies such as myself cannot walk on three leggies if one hurts.




We went to the V-E-T where I was most concerned lest they give me the sleepy medicine and take photocopies of my bottom again. I even yelled at the V-E-T tech (just a little bit).

Then the doctor felt me all up whilst momma gave me cookies and I drooled on the V-E-T tech. That doctor is strong! She was pushing and pulling on all my leggies and my back and everything.

She said my ankle was a little swollen. Maybe from walking funny due to my back end still hurting. So I got sent home with some new drugs which means now I have to take 11 anti-tick pills, some liquid anti in flame stories and four ouchie drugs every day! If that all doesn't make me feel better really soon then I will need to get photocopied again and maybe ultra sounded (I think that will improve my hearing).

Oh yeah, and did I mention that Master had something called cat rack surgery and momma had to drive him into Boston today for his post op checkup and of course it TOTALLY FREAKED HER OUT! But he is doing fine except for taking like 1497 eye drops a day.

And to top it all off, Momma says she has something called Seborrheic Dermatitis on her face which is totally messed up because I googled that and it said that is something that BABIES get on their ASSES! WTF? My momma has baby ass face? Plus she is putting some goop on her face now with roids in it and she looks like this (or maybe that is just how one normally looks after driving into Boston at rush hour).








As for me, I am just relaxing because, to be honest, those pain pills make me feel a little loopy.





Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Not to mention that the V-E-T said I was getting a tad "portly" from limiting my exercise due to ouchies and needed a diet, plus Pee-Wee has been more insane than usual due to not getting his usual attentions and not even getting cuddles because I have become super velcro doggie. Tough break, little guy.

P.P.S. I found this video on YouTube and have requested a cold box upgrade post haste.

60 comments:

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Oh Mango, I hope you feel better soon!

xoxo
Pumpkin

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Are woo trying to lure Nurse Merdie and Nurse Khyra to Master Chew Sits?

We don't have a blender BUT we do have PANTYLOONS!

We khould bring some of Unkhle Paul's pills!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Maybe woo need to look on Khraig's List fur some new pawrents! Paws khrossed fur the khurrent pair!
PeePeeEssWoo: My word is STORT - sounds like a sound or something!

Stella said...

Hey, Hey Mango. It sounds to me like your entire family needs to take a vacation at some pricey Spa where you can all get good, individualized treatment! Go to work on this and forget the EZ fridge.

Kisses,
Stella

Gus said...

Hey Mango. You may also have to get Lab Work and a Cat Scan, but Dexie can halpe with the Lab Work part, so your Momma can save some monies.

You are lucky your Momma sleeps with you - Mine refuses to even share the pillow, I have to sleep WAY Down at the bottom of the bed! Not fair.

gussie

Stella and Gunther said...

Mango,

We hate to hear your leg hurts! That's not fun. We hope you feel better soon big buddy.

xoxo
Stella and Gunther

Martha and Bailey said...

Oh poor Mango, we could see in your video that you had an ouchie!
We do so hope you are all better soon.
Thank you for the offer of the toot toot but I fear neither of us really has the waistline for it.
We bassets really dont have waists!
Yes we have been horrified at the indignities Dory has had to suffer.
Made even worse as it is at the hands of her mother!!!!
We have also been to see poor OC who we hope is feeling lots better.
Do take care of your huge self and take it easy.
love and kisses.
Martha & Bailey xxxx

Jazzi said...

Oh MAngo,
I hope you will feel better real soon, MAn! that sounds like alot of pills and junk. You take care of yourslef, cuz you are just a way to handsome dude!!

Smiles
Jazzi

chicamom85 said...

Mango, what is going on over there?? I am very concerned. First, we have a different meaning for "toot" in my house and I get a little scared every time you talk about the toot-toot. Mom set me straight though. Please take it easy Mango, you are becoming a drug addict, next you will have to go to rehab. Rest and stay off your leg unless you must go potty please. I hope your Dad is ok, my Dad has had many, many, many eye surgeries cause he is dyeabedic, so Mommies truly understands and wishes you all well. Finally what is up with your Mommy? Perhaps your potent slobber is causing a skin reaction. I hope she is well also. Happy Halloween and take it easy all of you. Dexter maybe you can chase some trick or treaters to get some exercise.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Mack said...

Your dad has cats stuck in his eyes? Poor Dude.

And I am sending everybody at the Mango Estate healing sugars!

The OP Pack said...

Mango Man, you need some tender loving care - you walk like you are really in pain. Hope all those meds make you feel much better. Our Dad had that surgery in both eyes too plus a whole lot of other eye surgeries - he has tons of drops too - AND he has that baby ass stuff on his back - he's a mess. Just kidding, Dad.

Anyway, please get better, RH, we are wooing sibe vibes your way.

Woos, the OP Pack

Rosie said...

Mango, I read this story once when this really RH animal like a lion had an ouchy and they found it was a splinter in his toe. Do you think you might have a toe splinter? Then if you yanked it out you would be all better. :)

MAX said...

Dear Buddy-Mango
We are really sorry to hear about all your ouchies...and your mom's ouchies...and your dad's ouchies!!! My mom says that 'Ouchie season happens in threes', so maybe the worst is now over.
Hope you all get better real soon now! Hang in there! Our paws and back legs are all crossed for you.
Lots of love, warm vibes, licks and muzzle wipes!
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Tucker said...

Mango,
My grampy had that cataracky surgery last week. He is is doing fine but cannot play tug or pick up my stuff until he is all better. Human ouchies are bad too. Sorry momma had baby ass.

woof - Tucker

Dory and the Mama said...

Thank you for the happy thoughts and support Mango, especially since you and your family are so ouchie.

Mama better not MAKE me dress like an S animal tomorrow or I will have to come visit...My Daddy is going to B-O-S-T-O-N on Monday for W-O-R-K and leaving me ALL ALONE with crazy Mama next week....Maybe I should sneak in his suitcase and come see Dexter...I could keep him busy whilst you, your Mama and Master get all better!!!

That..or my Mama better get me something REAL good to bribe me to stay!!!

Feel Better Smileys!
Dory

Dozer and Coop said...

Are you out of your mind? Of course you're limping - you put that freakin' too-too on and it cut off the circulation to your extremities! What are you doing wearing PINK? For pete's say Mango, man-up and wear blue next time!

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

brooke said...

Yikes! hope you all heal up quickly! A sore ankle is never good for a guy like you, how can you perfect your nutcracker performance with a bad ankle?!

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos Mango, It sounds as if you have a household full of sickies, bummmer! I hope you all feel better soon, and NO way would anyone get me in a toottoot!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

ScrapsofMe said...

Oh Mango...say it's not so? Want me to come and give you a sweet woofie kissie on yer owie? I can wrap a nice heating pad around yer leggie and snuggle with you while it warms up nice n toasty. I think you did too much ballet without proper doga stretching. I hope yer Mom puts those stinky meds in nice soft nummie cheese. I'll bring some single malt and we'll rest up by the fire place and soon you'll be all better.
woofie kisses
Bonnie

Moose said...

Oh bother Mango, sorry about your owies! That is terrible! Your momma sounds like she could use some of your loopy pills. That is an awful lit of stress for a DOH! Hope things get back to normal soon!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh Mango we are so sorry you are feeling under the weather. Hopefully those drugs will make you feel all better in no time...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Sooo sorry you're feeling bad Mango my man. Hope all those pills fix ya up soon. That pic of yur mom's face is frightful!! Boston must be a really scarey place.
WelshieHugs, Hootie

Dear Mango, The tutu pictures are so adorable. Manly pooches can certainly wear anything. You rock! Hope you are better soon.
AireKisses, BabyRD

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Mango, we could send Lilly over to help you guys out -she's a excellent nurse.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrliegh and Java

The Thundering Herd said...

Sounds like our family sometimes - everyone is always falling apart.

P.S. - We are not drinking from that refrigerator.

1000 Goldens said...

Mango, the words "photocopies of my bottom" may well go down in history as my all time favorite. We hope your whole family is on the mend soon!

Noah the Airedale said...

G'day Mango mate,
Sorry to hear about your ouchie buddy. We hope the new meds help and make that naughty ouchie disappear. As for your mama's face....crikey!!!!!
Take it easy matie.

tailwags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Brownie said...

Mango, I'm so sorry your feetie is hurting and that you had to get poked by the v-e-t. Hope the meds make you feel nice and cool (and not flammable!!) and that you feel better soon... as for your momma, she needs to stop using whatever she is using if she is turning into a baby's bottom or a monkey!!!

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Mango,
I sure hope you feel better. You are a very cute and handsome mastiff doggie. You will get better, you mustn't tell Laci;or, she will try to nurse you. Mango, I know how you can get her off you tail, pardon the pun. You need to introduce her to someone her on size and who has her temperament.

Niamh said...

Poor Mango! You and your whole family seem to be having all kinds of sickness. Has something happened at your estate? Has the evil Rick been at it lately?

I hope that the many pills and drops make you all feel a lot better so that you can get back to your usual activities! Take care of yourself.

Your friend,
Niamh

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

They've done ultra sounds on TaiChi (although no photocopying of her - I might have to talk to Mom about getting photocopies of the old lady - you know, so we have some spares of her), and they seemed to have helped her (or at least lightened Mom's wallet). I think those pills are making you a little loopy - with good reason! I remember when my big brother Ben was still alive and had cancer and they put him on some 'happy dust pills' - and I can tell you, he was cruisin'! He was totally comfortable lying on the couch zoning. So may the happy dust pills make you all comfy! It would be very sad if your dancing career came to a crashing halt. Take care of yourself, and tell PeeWee to go harass Lacie or someone! :-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

OMD Mango! We finally get to come to visit and you are all ouchy!
Let me know if you need professional nursing. I learned nursing from mom(you know she's an ICU RN right??) Anyway, let me know. Scooter is in New York, off to some wedding with Asta and well, as usual the responsible one sits at home. bah....
Happee belated bday to your momma. My mom's was last month. Feel better Mango. Call me if you need me!
Hugs
Sunny

pam said...

Oy jest Oy to the Mango family.

Bobo and Meja and Mommy

Minnie-Moo (Rescue Lab) said...

Poor Mango, sending lots of healing thoughts for your ouchie! Make sure you have a good rest, time to let Dexter play with all the toys for a bit ;-)

My latest blog might make you smile a little ...

Minnie-Moo
x

Eric said...

Was sad to see you all limpy Mango. Try and look a bit better or the Flakie Lakie will be over in her nursies outfit administering to you and your poorly leggeds.EEEEK. The thought of it will no doubt spur you on to get better. I'll send some wirey zen from this side of the big pee for you all. Hope you all feel a lot betterer soon.

Wiry loves and kisses Eric xxx

wally said...

Oh poor Mango, I am so sorry to hear about how everyone in your home is dealing with disasters! What a terribly awful no good week. My GranNE had those cat racks and the dr. ripped 'em out! Good, I don't want any cats on my granNE or on your peeps. And I am sorry about your ouchie leg. I hope it is better soon so you an put the labradork in his place.

wally t.

ps. Judging from that photo our mamas may be related.

Sophie Brador said...

Oh Mango, You are walking like I walk after I've been chasing the tennis ball or mom takes me on a too long walk. That's because of my dysplasia in my shoulders. One in particular gets really ouchie. I get photocopied lots too. It really makes me mad. Once, I released my anal glands on their photocopy table. That showed them!

xo
SB

Benny and Lily said...

Ahh poor Mango...please don't drive with all those meds in your system
Benny & Lily

Marjie said...

I have had ouchies in my back leg. My V-E-T said I was portly and my girls yelled at him that he was the one who needed the DIET, not me. It is nice to have family who defends me. I hope you feel better soon even without the loopy pills.

Thor

Huskee and Hershey said...

Poor Mango.. we are so sorry to hear about your ouchie. Hope it feels better soon. Hey do you et any good stuff to take along with the med? My humans always try to 'hide' my meds inside pieces of cheese, bacon or ham, so make sure they don't short-change you!

OOh.. how come you posted my mom's pic? Or is that her long lost twin?? Hmmmm **thinks hard**

Agatha and Archie said...

Dearest boy,We didn't watch the movie because me and Pl2 thought we would get upset and Archie would,well you know,faint....I thnk it best if the nusrsing team came over don't you??( plus I have a new uniform to wear) DO NOT WORRY I will keep Ms Lacie in tow( being her head nurse and all) We will give you massages and hot toddies and warm bathes and give you TONS of good foodables.... PL2 says she looks like that picture everyday coming HOME from work....Tell your Momma to take DEEP breathes....to relax........Lvoe A+A

bbes tribe said...

Poor Mango and folks, Hope you all feel better soon!!!!
It's not good hurting.
Ernie & Sasha

Wild Dingo said...

Mango Man! Oh Crap! dude, what happened? did you try to kick the little dude around a little too much the other day?

diets suck. ask Juno.

but at least you can enjoy the drugs while on a diet! oh yeah!

TwoSpecialWires said...

Mango. We're feeling bad that you are hurting, and we wish we could wave some sort of magic wand so that you'd feel immediately better. And we know that'd make your moma feel better, too. But unfortunately, we're not too good at that. So we'll just send our best wishes and good thoughts and try to have whatever influence we might have over the nursies that may come and offer their services. Follow the doctor's directions and share the toddies that Lacie may prescribe with your moma. We know she must be worried about you (and everyone else) and SHE needs to take care of HERSELF too.

You're in our thoughts for a speedy recovery handsome dude.
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
What is happening at your house??
My mom says you need a "limpia". That thing you do with herbs over your body to get rid of all the bad things!
Paws crossed for you, your mom and dad!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sam said...

Mango I'm sorry to hear about your ongoing visits to the V-E-T! I hope you guys get to the bottom of all of this soon.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada sez he has drivin in the boston areea and he agrees that it wood mayk ennywun luk like that!!! ok bye

Two Country Poodles said...

Mango seems like you need some full time nurses at your house. Feel better soon!


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo and Bobo

Maggie and Mitch said...

We're sending AireZen to your whole family, Mango! We hope you all are back to 100% soon!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Chester said...

I know I shouldn't be laughin' - 'cuz all that bad stuff goin' on in your pack is no laughin' matter. BUTT, you definitely have an interestin' way of explainin' the situation.

Hope all of you all feel better soon!

Chester ;0=)

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

man mango! what happened? Least you get some good drugs. I do think momma just has a scary mask on for halloween. I hope. I'm glad I wasn't on the pike yesterday.

Yea. that was a tootoot around my neck -wasn't it. Stupid day camp people did it to me and mom hung it up in her office??!! wtf
norwood

hero said...

Hi Mango,

Hope your ouchies will go away soon... and that of mama's and papa's too.

Licks, hero

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

Oh you poor Mango! We hope that all the pills and potions make your leg feel much better very soon! And we also hope that both your Mom and Dad are all better soon as well. Dexter, you have a lot of nursing to do!

Frankie Furter said...

Your mom has a face like a baby's Ass???? What is that about. And I'm not even going to discuss your dad's PAWblem.
Geee, you guys better hope that they get this health care thingy taken care of.
PeeS. Watch those pills, next thing you know you'll end up in
REAR Hab.

MJ's doghouse said...

mango i think i am going to have to call Tanner and see if he can fly me to you....We def need you to get some lovin....whoops i mean nursing....i will make Dexter leave you alone and make sure the DOH gives you extra treats...and i can check to make sure you dont get any scarey lacie grams....

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh Mango -- I'm so sorry that I'm so behind with visiting and only just saw this post now (although I did know about your ouchie because your human told my human) That video looked quite painful - you poor thing! I hope those pain pills are working -- you need to find some other things to do to stimulate that Mango brain which don't involve bouncing!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

mrd23 said...

Dear Mango,
I hope you feel lots better soon, you're walking looked really painful :-(

hugs,
Darcy's mumma

Joe Stains said...

omdog healing vibes to your 4th leg my friend.

ocmist said...
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ocmist said...

OH NO!!! Not YOU, TOO! I already visited Dozer's blog and found him to be incarcerated because of the traveling owies, and now you! Thanks so much for mentioning MY problem, too! This is NOT a good Halloween Weekend! Someone is playing all sorts of tricks on my friends and I'm not sure the treats are going to make up the difference!!!!

Oh... and Mom says to tell your Mom that she is praying for her and your Dad, too! OC

Tobi said...

Oh no! I must have missed this post over the weekend. Sorry to hear about Mango's ouchie! We're sending healing vibes from Texas.

Anne-Kathrine said...

OH lots of ouchies going on at Mango estate. Hope your legs heal up. And your mama's face as well as your dad's eyes. Poor Dexter, no love :(