Thursday, October 1, 2009

Inside Bitey Face


Momma made me post this picture of the squirt because she says it is totally wicked cute.

Whatever.


The Pee-Wee is a very bad doggie because sometimes in the morning he launches himself onto momma whilst she is enjoying her coffee in her comfy chair.

I feel it is my duty to oust the wee beastie which is best accomplished by biting his head.





He does have some skillful evasive moves, though, like moving his head out of reach.

Thinks he is so smart.




But on level ground, I, Mango, am clearly the big dog!

Hold still already, squirming little monster! I will show you what for!



Oh yeah! That's what I'm talkin about. Gotcha by the neck, now, don't I?

Who's the big dog now? Say it! Say it! Mango is the big dog, right?



Mango Man! Oh yeah!

49 comments:

Eric said...

Eeek. You bet. I'm barking it. LOUD. Mango is the BIG dog.Mango is the BIG dog. Got to dash...

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango you are the big dog..
Yepper those ears are big maybe she is communicating with the aliens.. She can't hear me.. hehe

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Aniemother said...

Hehehe...

pam said...

You da man Mango oh yeah!!!

I have a simalar problem with my sister. She's little but she's wiry.

Bobo

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

You sure told him what for! I think he might have gotten the message this time we just have to hope his attention span hold out long enough to retain it!

Storm

The Army of Four said...

Ha ROOOOOO! You guys are so fun. Dave and I love to play that game!
Play bows,
Zim

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Pee Wee.. a moose without antlers is no alpha... you can oust his conquer with your quick agile moves. He will tire in 2 minutes.. wait it out.

or use your attention tricks on momma.. she will remove the beast then...
norwood

the professionals said...

woah mango im going to have to study your blog hard for masterful tips of control ... mollie had betta watch out cos i will have considered myself trained by the master arf arf

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Woooos Mango you are the Man, or uhmmm... Dog, with a capital D!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Sam said...

Your fights with Pee-Wee are always so amusing and it is perfectly obvious that the intelligent and strong Mango should win all of them.

That said, the first picture Mom posted of him really is freakin' cute.

The OP Pack said...

Without a doubt, PeeWee spit those words out in a flash.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Benny and Lily said...

Mango
You have to admit the squirt looks pretty cute
Your friends
Benny & Lily

Oskar said...

It needs to be done, Mango. Someone has to put Dexter in his small place!

Joe Stains said...

YOU'RE THE BIG DOG!! woops, sorry, got a little scared there myself. Man, Dexter got schooled.

BRUTUS said...

Wow, Mango. So serious! OK, OK - you ARE the big dog!!

BTW, Mason tries the same moves with me, and my best defense is to just laugh him. Really makes him made that I don't take him serious-like! I suppose you won't want to pass that along to Dexter, but I'm just sayin......

Devious Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Dory and the Mama said...

I have to agree with your Mama that is a wicked cute picture!!!


You are definitely the macho dog in your family Mango!!

Smileys!
Dory

Samantha said...

You da MAN, Mango!!! LOVE that last picture - PeeWee looks terrified!
xo Sammie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Clearly you are the big dog!
Did he understand you??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Noah the Airedale said...

If Dexter knows what's good for him he'll say it!!

Noah x

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

Love the header picture and the last picture. Pee Wee sure looks firece with all them teeth but we know who is boss, don't we?

{{huggies}}}...Mona

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Even The Devil has a good side he shows from time to time -

Watch out fur khute PeeWee's!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Have woo worn out my Photobukhket linkie yet?

Dewey Dewster said...

Yep Mango.....sometimes ya just have ta exert yer dominance...or ya lose the edge or advantage that ya may need someday......nice job....

Dewey Dewster here....

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Mango is DEFINITELY the big dog!

Mack and Sally Ann said...

I think he said "uncle."
Sally Ann

River said...

Yeah, you're the big dog!!

love & wags,
River

Asta said...

Mango
You awe the MAN! THE BIG CAHOONA! THE BIG DOG
We all give up
smoochie kisses
ASTA

TwoSpecialWires said...

We never doubted it, Mango. YOU'RE the big one. And a big lovable one, at that.

Smooch!
Fergi and Jake ooxx

MJ's doghouse said...

OH MANGO...YOU ARE THE BIG MAN....

chicamom85 said...

Mango is the big handsome dog!
Please don't bitey my face.

licks and sniffs, Sasha
p.s. The picture for the header is kind of scary. Dexter looks all "cracker dog"(mangoism)

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my God, the last picture!!

Hmmm....shame we can't meet up otherwise I'll show you who is Super Bitey Face Dog!! (Actually, it would probably be a Super Slobber Face Dog in a contest between us - hee! hee!)

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Huskee and Hershey said...

Poor Dexter.. Oops.. I meant well done Mango! Yeah, you show him who's the big man!

Martha Basset said...

We are feeling a bit sorry for Dexter! You are such a big dog - with a large mouth!!
We agree Dexter is looking super cute in his pic - sorry Mango!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Mango - you're the man!!

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

you tell him Mango--however--Dexter is pretty bloody cute...

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

yes Mango--it did all work out for me in the end---and you are right, it is hard to walk that fine line--my momma just saw something in my eyes and had a feeling... but it would have been ok to let go too...hard, but OK. it is never eay, but grieving and sorry belongs to you humans, not to us. so that is at least something. love guinness

Tucker said...

Ha HA!
Pee Wee looks like he's so scared he's gonna poop himself in the last picture!

BOL! - Tucker

MAX said...

HaHaHa! Mango, my mate, you never change! You are the funniest dog on the block(mm...I mean blog!). We always have a good laugh when we visit. Today is no exception.

Be kind to Pee-Wee now...that cute picture sold us!
Muzzle wipes,
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Marjie said...

People only think labs are big. Mastiffs know the truth.

Thor.

Sophie Brador said...

I might have to try that with the pancake dog.

xo
SB

Tiffany and the Munchkins said...

You really showed that Pee Wee! Way to lay down the law Mango! And you are totally right. We think you would love having a few of us running around your house! Pee Wee would probably like it too since it would mean there is someone smaller than him! Hee hee.

Chihuahua kisses,
The Munchkins

Anne-Kathrine said...

LOL got to admit the pics of Pee-Wee is just too cute. LOL love all the pics. You are def the BIG dog in the house lol.

Tom, Tama-Chan and Sei-Chan said...

You are definitely THE BOSS, Mango!

Cookie and Cinnamon's Mum said...

Dexter is just a baby comparing to you, Mango. But, yes, you may have to remind him of who is the boss sometimes!

Maggie and Mitch said...

It looks to us like peewee got the message, Mango!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Biggie-Z said...

And I thought by the title of your post, it was going to be a Bitey Face Exposay, sort of a DaVinci Code of Bitey Face...

The Thundering Herd said...

By that last photo, we think PeeWee was shouting Uncle Mango!

1000 Goldens said...

I'm sorry Mango, I have to agree with Momma - that picture of the little dude is incredibly cute :) It is so good of you to rescue Momma during the all important coffee time. That is usually when I put my chin on Mom's elbow and she spills coffee down the front of her. Good times!

wally said...

Mango. While I will concede that first picture is cute that last picture is most awesome.

wally t.

Woodrow, Luna, MJ Campanella said...

You show him Mango

Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ