Thursday, October 8, 2009

INVASION!


Last night my sissy-in-law came over for a visit. It was such a nice surprise! I am always most happy to see her.

But it appears that she forgot something when she went back home...


Oh no! That labradork pee-wee midget hump meister has moved in!

NO NO NO!

This is most terrible. One is bad enough, but TWO?

Momma says it is only for five days which it totally like FOREVER!

Why oh why couldn't my dumb human brother get a proper dog instead of one of these?




Good sport that I am, I did try to play with the little dude. But he kept falling over. Not much fun.




He seems to want to become a statue whenever I get close. Huh?





Could it possibly be because every time he picks up a toy I go AR AR AR until he drops it and goes SQUEEEEE and runs away? I doubt it. I don't even like most of those toys, but I must say that the sight of one in his shark toothed little mouth does get my blood boiling.

Now ALL our toys - inside and out - have been confiscated. Is that fair? Momma even took the cute little leopard stuffie that dumb Oliver brought with him and that I so cleverly managed to get out of his bunker when he wasn't looking.




Being a resourceful chap, I determined that this small yet ever so crunchy stick is now a toy!

Round blond doofus dogs STAY AWAY!


I made a movie to show how I am suffering.

The DOH got it in her head that it would be a good idea to attempt a dual dork walkie.

Gosh! That looks like fun. NOT!



Kid apparently already has some sort of oral fixation that prevents him from making forward progress without something in his mouth.




See? See? See what I mean? Again with the rubbish in his jaws.



Check out the walkie movie that Pee-Wee made. Glad I sat that one out.


When they got back I was relieved that at least good old Pee-Wee was ready for some serious big dog bitey face.



Double snarl face!




Oliver remained curiously detached during our rough and tumble big dog play time.

Too much action for ya, huh squirt? Well, this is what real dogs are like. None of that whimpy puppy play group crap at the Mango estate!




Yuh, and then there was like a big party when he poo'd! What's up with that? I poo all the time and there is no party.



So I think five days are almost over and its time for him to go home now, right?



Mango Man! Oh yeah!

50 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh how I wish I was khloser to Master Chew Sits!

Your pakhk of khrakhers needs some MFT!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: We loved the untangle the momma footwork!

pam said...

Oh Mango Man the indignities you must endure.

Have you thought about calling the ASPCABCDEFG in Master Chew Sits?

There might be some sort of law against too many labradork pee-wee midget hump meisters on an estate or somethin.

Bobo and Meja

Nibbles Treats said...

Just watch out for those puppy teeth. They are super sharp.

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Swampechaun said...

Oh Mango! That labradork pee-wee midget hump meister is soooo cute. ESPECIALLY with the stick in his mouth! You might not be so impressed with him but I think he's just adorable. He can only aspire to be as handsome as you!

MAX said...

Hey Mango dude
Two's company, three's a crowd...you should try FOUR!!! But Dude, I understand. I'll tell you a secret...I also don't share my toys! Mom says I should, but I feel that I should look after them...for her!! Indeed I have trained Tammy to bring them back to me...try that!!!
Listen, please don't terrorise that little one. I think I know how he feels since I have been invited to a gathering of Great Danes on the 22nd November. They say they are as big as horses...so that is how that little blonde dude feels.
Cheers horsey Mango!
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Stella said...

Wanted: Mango Estate in Masterchewsits needs a big dog to give a labradork pee-wee midget humpmeister a half a break or more!

Little Oliver is just a baby and needs a little TLC, not that he could get it from you, Mango, or even Big Pee-Wee. I don't know if I can stand to watch five days of this! Be good to that little pup-guy!


Kisses,
Stella

Rosie said...

Mango you need to be like the Big Daddy here and teach that pup how to be a Big Dog. He just needs a little instruction and he will hang with the big guys.

Moco said...

Mango, Mango, Mango, what you must suffer through. We are hanging our heads in sorrow for you.

Niamh said...

Mango,

I feel your pain! It is sickening how the people carry on about any little thing that puppies do right. I hope Oliver doesn't get any of his puppy labradork cooties on you or your toys. Good luck!

Your friend,
Niamh

Dory and the Mama said...

FIVE DAYS????!!!!

Oh Mango...you poor, poor thing...that is like TWO forevers!!!!

Good Luck Smileys!
Dory

Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango, we did like that sweet little puppy but we reckon he might be a bit afraid of you.
Well we know you are very dainty and nimble on your feet, not to mention gentle, but that little pup will just be seeing your relentlessly huge self!!
Be nice.......
love you lots
Martha & Bailey xxxx

doyle and mollie said...

come on big guy you can tough it out, i know you can plus think of the bargaining powers you will have with the hoomans arf arf

Marjie said...

Aw, Mango, they make a big deal out of the labradork pooing because he is just not as smart as Mango, a proper dog. My aunt brought her beagle once. I arfed it a good one when I found the fool on the sofa. Mom says sofas are for hoomans, and, anyway, i prefer the nice soft carpet. If it's good enough for me, it should be good enough for a big fat beagle. Love all your pictures!

Thor - the Pennsylvania Mastiff

Jake of Florida said...

After watching the movie, we're envisioning Oliver, when he gets older, lying on he analyst's couch trying to explain the trauma of his puppy years when these VERY HUGE AND VERY ENERGETIC creatures kept chasing him around and around.

We're not too crazy about canines that are smaller than ourselves, so we understand your perspective too. At least you and Dexter don't go after each other when you see another little one!!

Wirey woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

Mack said...

I think 5 days is almost as long as a year! Good luck Dude!

TwoSpecialWires said...

He's like a big fluffy soft marshmallow! And how much braver that sweet little pup became! You guys might be big and intimidating, but he must've figured out you weren't going to pick him up and suck on him or shake him about as a stuffie. Face it, Mango. You'll have reason to feel proud at the end of Five Days. He'll have learned a lot, you'll have survived. Personally, we think he is very sweet. Just like you big lugs.

Love you guys,
Fergi and Jake ooxx

brooke said...

Poor Mango! Life's rough for you!
He is a little cutie though! Of course not as good looking as you... but he can try!

The OP Pack said...

Oh wow, so much to comment on in this post. Mango, you are running so well, you must really be feeling better. Poor Dexter must have gone nuts on that walk with all the delays from the little guy. But he is sooooooooooo sooooooooooooo cute, and Mango Man, admit it, you really seem to like him a lot:)

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Noah the Airedale said...

Blimey mate, you're scaring the crap outta the poor little fella. He keeps falling into a heap whenever you get too close. D says he's a little cutie.

Noah x

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Here's your great opportunity to train him so he doesn't turn into a total Labradork. Spend a little quality time with him (away from Pee-Wee, of course), and explain the Ways of the World to him. I think you've got enough time with him that you might be able to see that he doesn't become a hump meister. Of course, if that doesn't work, in a a few months, he and Pee-Wee will be able to amuse themselves together, and you can just sit on your observation deck and observe the dorkishness.

Good luck!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Woooooos! Five whole days????!!!!
Wooos Mango...you poor thing...that is just awful! I hope that Mom gives you lots of treats for putting up with two dorkmeisters!
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Pee ess woo- I would invite you here, but you would have to put up with my little dorkmeister.....

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Oh! MANGO!! BOL!! we feel your pain - we heard Mom talking to a Scottie Kennel today about purchasing a p-u-p-p-y. We don't think we'll like it, but the good news is that she's on a year waiting list.

XOXO
Piper, Carrleigh and Java

RDX said...

Oh Mango! How could your mom be such a traitor??

Jackal

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango we feel so sorry for you having to put up with that Pest forever...
You better watch out though. When he grows up we don't think he will just lay down on you. You will have 2 labordorks after you..
PS. Our Pest never did that even when she was little. She always has fought back.. Guess maybe that is why we broke her..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Gus said...

is the plural of labradork labrodorkus or labrodorkii


gussie

Aniemother said...

Oh no - you've got a little terror visitator? I'm sure he's just so young his legs aren't working sufficiently.

B

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Mango,
Please be nice to the baby. He is just a baby, and you can scare him. Try to think about it like this, you are the big boy;and, you have to show Ollie how to be a big boy. He is just a little boy, and you must show him what and who a big boy is. Mommy has given me this speech many times. Can you tell she is a pre-school teacher.
Mack

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh Mango - I feel your suffering- I'm pretty puppy'd out too after all my babysitting last week!! I was laughing so much at your Oliver falling over in the video - I thought you guys were being pretty gentle actually. He's lucky he wasn't playing with me!! :-)

I thought Dexter was walking really nice and the pup was so cute carrying things around in his mouth.

slobbers,
honey the great Dane

Sam said...

Aw, Mango! He's just a little guy, go easy on him!

You are incredibly patient, though. Marge does not have much patience for the young'ns.

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Oh Mango that poor little fella is scared of you! We think he probably heard that you got a lacietick bite and he doesn't wanna catch it. hehehe.
Smooches, BRD & Hootie

wally said...

Double-teamed by Dorks! I know how you feel, living with the shepadork twins myself. It was awfully nice of you to show him how to play properly but you might want to check him for vertigo or something. That falling over problem seems chronic.

wally t.

The Army of Four said...

Mango..... it's gonna be a long 5 days, dude.
Play bows,
Zim

Jenny said...

I think it looks like you had a lot of fun! Maybe you can teach him how to be a good doggy!

Jenny
Poochieheaven

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Oliver is soooo cute!
The walkie was funny!
And I watched him falling over like 90% of the time on the other video!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Chloe and Libby said...

Sounds like alot of excitement at your house Mango. Have fun with the little guy, but be careful, he looks pretty small. Oh so squeezeable too. He sure is cute.
Hugs,
Chloe

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Mango,
You better get some seriously large cookies for having to put up with all that crap.
Excellent job on the WTF Wednesday post! I couldn't have said it better myself.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

chicamom85 said...

Mango, Ollie is so cute. I can understand why you would be upset about the visit. I don't like any other dogs in my house. I get very upset and run around gathering up all of my toys. Well dah, I don't want other doggy spit on my toys. It does look like Peewee gets along with him. I hope the time goes fast for you and you get your toys back soon.
licks and sniffs, Sasha

Hoover said...

Hey Mango,

I think you can get that puppies whole head in your mouth.

I'm just sayin.

Hoover BPD

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Gosh, I hope they're not using that coded Star Trek time they used to fool Khan that time -- when hours can seem like days, and days can seem like weeks!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Oliver sure does spend a lot of time on his back when you're around!
Our paws are crossed that the five days goes by quickly for you, Mango!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Deefor said...

You really have a lot to put up with. Dex and now Oliver. But you showed him who's the boss.

My mom got rid of my crate cause I used to sit in it with all the chews and bones and make Arrow bark at me. A great game that is too difficult for humans to understand.

Tucker said...

another pee-wee! That's terrible. I used to get poo parties but I don't get them anymore. I guess you only get them when your little.

The Thundering Herd said...

Sorry, Mango, we think the pee-wee pee-wee is pretty cute, even if he does have a balance problem. We just are glad to be watching on video and not in real life.

Anne-Kathrine said...

2 labradorks???? That's too much for your large and handsome self. But Im sure you are up to the challenge of putting them all in their places. Good luck!

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Do you recall how on The Brady Bunch they added that annoying "cousin Oliver" character at the end to try to attract viewers? He was little and and blond and annoying just like your cousin. You are right to be concerned.

xoxo
Pumpkin

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

Saige keeps watching the very last few seconds over and over when the movie turns x-rated.

sheesh Mango, cool it buddy. guinness

Oskar said...

Poor Oliver. He seems to have been left in a most unfortunate place, yours! Hopefully 5 days is over.

Brownie said...

Mango, I don't know what to say... except that I bet that the hoomans probably don't have our excellent grasp of mathematicks...

dewdana said...

Oh wow RH! Your estate is positively INFESTED with Labradorks! That littleone is like some sort of defective weeble-wobble only he does fall down! Hope things get back to normal and we understand completely if you keep your pressies safe at the post office until the labradorks dwindle in number a bit!
P.S. That double dork walkie looked hard on your momma!
Moose + Dana

Joe Stains said...

I think you got yourself a bit of a doofus on your paws. I thought he was going to pick up every single thing on the ground during that walk. Maybe next time give him a pacifier?