Thursday, October 29, 2009

My Toot Toot


The Mango is always most eager to receive gifts, but when I heard that the Beast had sent me something, I let it sit in my PO box for many days lest it totally explode (I know her sense of humor).

Then I told momma to pick it up and take it to the work place for a few days just to make sure.

I finally decided it would be safe to open it.

The first thing I saw was this mesmerizing card showing the wee creature demonstrating how she got such big butt muscles.

How does she do that anyway? I studied this most carefully. Perhaps I can add this move to my Mango repertoire.






But what of my pressie?

Apparently the Pee-Wee could not wait and had pilfered the contents of the package to discover...


THIS! A toot toot!





I was so relieved that he tried it on first because judging from his body language, I think momma must have gotten his bits caught in the Velcro. Ouch!


In a frenzy of black fur, the little pointed headed monster tore MY toot toot from his self and began to demolish it.





This will never do. Give the toot toot to the Mango at once!






Being unable to contort into the proper position to affix the toot toot to my large yet curiously gracefully bottom, I needed to seek assistance from momma.


Oh please! It is supposed to be on my hips, not my belly. FIX THE BLOODY THING!






That's more like it. What do you think?

I am confident in my Mango-ness and quite capable of sporting a pink foo foo thing whilst still maintaining my dignity. Don't you agree?





Actually, the toot toot was quite small and I could not secure it around my girth, forcing me to (just barely) fasten it about my neck. Even there it kind of pinched.

I don't know, I think I kind of look like Judy Garland.

Somewheeeeere, over the rainbow....






Um, thanks little Beast, I think.

Slobbers,
Mango





70 comments:

Tiffany and the Munchkins said...

Mango, you can TOTALLY pull this look off. If anyone can, YOU can.

Chihuahua kisses,
The Munchkin Mommy & the Munchkins

Hoover said...

Mango, dude, I think somebody slipped something in your water bowl.

Hoover BPD

pam said...

Mango I am in deep distress over this. I believe 'the beast' is trying to take yer manhood dood! Rethink the toot toot.

NO MORE TOOT TOOT ON THE MANGO!
NO MORE TOOT TOOT ON THE MANGO!

Bobo

(who's with me?)

chicamom85 said...

Mango, Your handsome self is probably the only doggy around that can pull off a toot-toot and still look handsome and manly. Who would dare argue with the Mango??

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Martha and Bailey said...

Oh Mango, we have just come Dory's blog - we were outraged there - and now this!
The toot toot is ridiculous! We have often thought you are graceful enought to take up ballet but we see you in a streamline masculine outfit!
Not a pink pretty thing. And poor Dexter - he looked most uncomfortable.
We are going to have to go have words with Lacie.
She in undermining your masculinity here........
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

MAX said...

Ha! Ha! Ha!...you funny, gullible dude! What are they making you do there!? Don't loose focus Mango-man!...soon you will be asked to wear pink slippers and masssacre! You are going all soft on me! Eish, women!!!
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Mack said...

What a relief! When I saw the title I thought Lacie had bottled some of her fartskies and sent them to you!
And yes, you will absolutely wow all the ladies with your sexy, masculine new outfit!

Maggie and Mitch said...

The toot toot is definitely NOT you, Mango! Make sure you let PeeWee know that it looks best on him! hehehehe

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Petey said...

NOW I've seen it all.

I guess life as we know it is over.

Your pal,

Petey

P.S. I think we've just seen November's Photo of the Month winner.

doyle and mollie said...

mango's a bit ruffled around the collar arf arf!

Dory and the Mama said...

Mango...just say no to the TOOT TOOT. Although my Mama says it's
A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E...that alone should make you take it off right away!!!

Smileys!
Dory

Niamh said...

Mango,

I much prefer your relentlessly huge self in the cape! The toot toot has got to go.

Your friend,
Niamh

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Sheesch...first of all I must correct dear Mack above as The Lacie rarely expresses flatus and even if this unfortunate event happened, she would never be so CRASS as to BOTTLE it and send it..

Next is the comment you made,Darling, regarding your "graceful bottom"...your relentlessly hooge backside is many things, but graceful is not the usual adjective I'd use for its description...

Thirdly, how in the world did that tutu NOT CLASP...it was hooooge...I had to wrap it several times around Babystan...you must be bigger than...(Lacie blushes furiously, and decides not to finsh that comment...)

Coughing slightly, she continues...

Um...as for it around your neck, didn't we send you a barkday card THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THAT?????? Put it on your head...that might fit...

Oh...for washing instructions to remove drool, I suggest Auntie Momma has it dry cleaned...we'd love to hear what the dry cleaner would say to that one...heh heh heh...Lacie giggles wildly...

Oh, Mango...you are a good sport...tell Peewee I am most distressed at him tryin' to deee stroy this lovely garment...I'm not sure he's going to be asked to be a toy soldier in this year's NUTCRACKER performance in Boston...

Has that theater reopened yet after the fire??

Kisses...

Laciebeast

MurphyDog said...

oh Mango, its good to see that your large impressive self is secure in your masculinity and not afraid to wear a pink tutu.

I think my favorite picture is with it around your nect. It frames your unbelievably large head quite nicely.

wags, wiggles & slobbers
Murphydog

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST...

Scruffman and Stanners

who insist a little powder after the wearing of the tutu helps with chafing....

Aniemother said...

Hehehe.. A manly man like you can pull anything off, Mango!

Chester said...

Well..........Ok see now, here's the thing.
I firmly believe you are secure enough in your Mangohood to pull this pink toot toot look off- if you so desire. I myself, would shred it to bits, but that's just me.

Woofs and Toot toot slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

Nibbles Treats said...

This image is now burned into the retinas of our eyes. It's gonna take bleach to get the image out!

Stop the madness!

Tinkebell, Oscar and Tucker

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

She's a piece of work!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Woo would think with her rear fur a model, this would have been a wee bit too small fur woo!

ScrapsofMe said...

That's ah...umm....distressing on several levels. However, I'm glad to see you are not bothered by it. A true sign of someone secure in their masculinity. I have the same toot-toot for Halloweenie. SHE was going to put one of Puffies hand me down costumes on me, but it's too SMALLLLLL. I wasn't thrilled with being a stinking punkin anyways. So yesterday at the pet store there was a choice of pink toot toot or angel wings and white toot toot. Pink it is. I think she's going to glam it up with some bats n spiders.
sniffies,
Bonnie

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Wow!! Talk about getting in touch with your feminine side - you really did it today.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Marjie said...

I do not believe you are most pleased by the toot toot, nor should you be. This is not the item for a fine specimen such as Mango. It works as a collar only if you must do the dance of the sugarplum fairies in the Christmas pageant for doggies. Tell Momma she may let Dexter share.

But I drool in admiration at your patience.

Thor.

Jazzi said...

WOW!! You are just a good sport for even putting it on, gotta paw that to ya.

Just Say NO! to the Toot toot!!
although it is funny!!

Smiles
jazzi

Noah the Airedale said...

That was very nice of Laciebeastie to give you a toot toot but you'd think she'd get the size right....crikey. You could have been strangulated.

Noah x

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Woos Mango,what on earth have you been drinking???(can I have some?) SHred That TOOOT NOW!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

The OP Pack said...

You are a great sport to don that thing, Mango. We are NOT letting the Momster ready this so she doesn't get any ideas whatsoever.

Play bows, the OP Pack

Pearl said...

Oh Mango, you are certainly secure in your masculinity.
I fear that the Beastie may use these pictures against you someday! She isn't to be trusted!

Stella said...

Ah, Mango, trashcan that baby! You don't want to be wearing anything Lacie approves of for starters and then yes, it does make you look like a sissyboy.

Goodbye toot-toot!

Kisses,
Stella

The Thundering Herd said...

Only you can do, er, the proper justice to that. No one else could have done it quite the same way.

Gus said...

Mango Man, that is the best laugh we have had all day. Pawsonally, if you get another chance, you should maybe let Dexter destroy it?

gussie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm...came back to read the comments...did ya see Thor's? Evidently HE HAD NO IDEA that you have already danced the role of a sugar plum fairy...perhaps you may need to do a refresher post regarding that entertaining topic...

I also stopped by cuz Peewee texted me to say you have a rash from the tutu...I'm on my way...don't worry now, Mango...I have plenty of salve in my nurse's kit to aid in this embarrassing and uncomfortable problem. And yes, I'm bringing rubber gloves.

Nurse Lacie

Chloe and Libby said...

Oh no no! Not my handsome Mango in a girly toot toot!!!
Give that thing to a girl Mango! I like you much more in your dracula costume!
Chloe

Dutch the Pug said...

Mangoo you TuTu is soo cute!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango you are so silly.. We would let PeeWee sport that..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango you are so silly.. We would let PeeWee sport that..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Darwin said...

oh Mango! what a funny post! Your manliness is certainly evident with a too too on! I'm actually surprised you tolerated it!

Eric said...

HAAAAAAAaaaaa!!!!! What a hoot Mango!! Wagging shame Lacie didn't send you ballet pointy totoes tutu to finish off your outfit.HAaaaaaaaaa. Best laugh I've had for ages. Think I've earned myself a stains award as well.

Wiry loves and kisses Eric xxx

Mack and Sally Ann said...

You are a very good sport. Although, if you go trick - or - treating, I'd wear the other one though. You might get more cookies as a vampire than as a dancer.
Sally Ann

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Hmm mango
I think the beast got u on this one. Your butt does look big in it. Perhaps Peewee should wear it until he learns how to pay attention in class and stop writing his name where it doesn't belong.
norwood

MJ's doghouse said...

ONLY YOU....ONLY YOU MANGO..COULD LOOK THAT GOOD ON PINK FLUFFY TOOT TOOT....YOU ARE MY HERO

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Mango...we love the toot toot on your hips. whoa!
Benny & Lily

Mason Dixie said...

BOL only you could pull thing off. =)

Asta said...

Mango
I adowe you fow being patient aand soo attwctive that you can get away wif this look..now
i know you can weaw pawsitively anything and look handsome doing it.I do think you awe faw mowe gowgeous than Judy Gawland though.
Isn't my BFF Lacie soopew thoughtful?
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess..Pee wee weally looks gweat in pink, i don't undewstand why he would want to shwed it..black and pink awe faboolous togethew

Minnie-Moo (Rescue Lab) said...

Muzzle is laughing lots, I think you both look cute :-))

M-M
x

p.s. Dexter, I'm sure the Labragal at school was impressed with your singing even if your momma wasn't!

Life With Dogs said...

Mango, you may have to fetch your dignity. ;)

hero said...

Oh no...noooooo.... Mango, what are you doing, you are becoming pansy and all. It's a trap and those pics will be use against you later during your presidential campaign. The labradork figured this out in time.

Licks, hero

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

Haroo!!! If it weren't so funny, we would feel sorry for you. :)

Wuv,
Gus and Waldo

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Hi Mango,
You are way too big for that toot toot!!!!! It is not for you. You are too much man for that!!!! You for sure are all man!!!
Love your bigness, Bambi and her Mom

BRUTUS said...

Mango-
You certainly get points for creative use of that too-toot!! Besides, we all know it takes a REAL man to wear pink!!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

TwoSpecialWires said...

Mango. The tutu is in your court. If you like it (and we think you do), wear it with pride (you do look handsome in anything you wear.) If you don't. Don't. Personally, we love to see Gentle Giants wear pink. And we think you pull it off well. We just know that it is important that it fits. Perhaps you could save it until next year and get another so that you can attach the two together. Then you've got comfort, fit and style. Plus. You could practice some new dance moves between now and then.

We're not laughing. We care.
Love ya, Mango
Jake and Fergi

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Sorry, I am speechless...
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

1000 Goldens said...

I must admit Mango, the toot makes your waistline look very svelte.

Cookie and Cinnamon's Mum said...

Mango, will we be seeing you dancing in that tutu tomorrow herhaps?

Biggie-Z said...

Very nice Toot-toot! You are totally maasculine enough to pull that off. Momma makes me wear pink sometimes too. Now PeeWee, on the other hand...

monica said...

Oh Mango you can just wear anything!! pink and all! great post! lol! Monica

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

was that from Lacie beastie?? we are not surprised.

ps- you had some confusion as to what Groucho was? we figured it out. he is actually an alien. stay tuned for future posts when we go back to the moon...

Frankie Furter said...

Mango, I think I prefer you in your Count Mangoula costume. Let the PeeWee have his way with the pink thingy.

Murphy Dogg said...

Um, I really don't know what to say ...

Luda's Mummy said...

Hey, Mango-

Yer toot toot doez look attractive against yer Apricot Brindle koat.

Yer pal,
Luda

Fenway said...

Mango Man!

You look like Rudolf Nureyev in your tutu. Only you could bring out the he-man in that outfit!

Glad to hear your humans are ultra careful about your collars! Yes, it was a difficult post to write. You know I try and keep it light, but this issue was too important for frivolity!

Your adoring fan,
Fenway

Anne-Kathrine said...

Mango I totally think you can pull it off. And since you are relentlessly huge you can get away with stuff or just sit on people who don't like it LOL.

Happy Halloween!!!

ScooterMama said...

Mango, your poor Mama! But the steroid cream makes her so pretty. Nancy, it's me your sister. This is my first comment. Photo is of my precious Leeloo, soooo big!

wally said...

Mango, you look so dainty in your toot toot. I'd be your dancing partner any day.

wally t.

Wild Dingo said...

Mango Man! I'm not sure that toot toot is, err, manly. but it takes a REAL man to show his feminine side!

Mango Man! Oh Yeah!

Two Country Poodles said...

OMD OMD Mango the most manly dog we know in a pink toot toot. What has happened?


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo and Bobo

Ludo van Doggy said...

uh- sure Mango. Still very manly! Or should that be woMango. hehe.
~lickies, Ludo

Daisy Dog said...

Mango. Of course you look mangoly!

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my god -- I'm sorry, Mango -- but I could barely look at the pictures! That is just too much for us dignified giant breeds! I think I need to go and lie down for a bit now...

slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Joe Stains said...

Wow dude, that is um, something special. Not sure exactly how flattering that is to your figure but its the thought that counts right.

ocmist said...

NO... NO... NO!!! NO Toot-Toots on the sexy MANGO!!! I think that Lacy is trying to get back at you for something! There are some awesome MALE ballet parts and they would NOT make you were one of THOSE things!!! BG