Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Special Murphy Dogg WTF Wednesday

So my buddy, Murphy Dogg has been doing a WTF Wednesday for a while where he posts just unbelievable stuff. Visit him if you haven't already. There is a lot of weird happenings out there.

I hope he doesn't mind that I am stealing a page from his blog this week because there is something I just have to share.

We get tons of catalogs here at the estate and momma usually reads them (in the wet room) and sometimes we buy stuffs from them, especially doggie things.

I thought nothing of it when I saw this underwears catalog lying around. I mean, I totally don't get the whole underwears thing, but I guess it is important to the humans, so, whatever...

But I'm telling you, this was like, holy crap, is that supposed to be my momma and master?

Will they actually go jogging dressed in form fitting garments such as these? I think that you need to pass some physical fitness test to go out like that. Am I right? Although these two certainly seem happy, "Ooooo, my underwears feel sooooo good."

Is this dude at the Close Encounters of the Third Kind rock? He looks a mite uncomfortable. I think he has to pee.

Yuh, as if, my momma used to ride horsies and even play polo and stuff and she never had an outfit like this one. That lady's legs are pinched together because she must have saddle burns. Ouch!

"Oh hello, we just happen to be taking a stroll through the countryside in our underwears."

I am speechless...

I say this is the proper way to model the underwears... on headless, armless dummies that look nothing like actual people and most certainly are not outside exposing themselves and looking all goofy face like their underwears feel almost better than anything.

Life is complicated...

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Here is me showing off how bouncy I am again now that I am taking medicine for my bad tick diseases. Gosh! It sure gets dark early these days. We barely have time to play with momma after work before the sun goes down.


Gus said...

Oh Mango...even more of a fantasy life is pictured in those decorator catalogs where everything is dusted and shiny on the same day, and there are no dog leashes or dog toys in the living room.

Never happen around here.


Cookie and Cinnamon's Mum said...

That underwear catalogue is hilarious!

Dory and the Mama said...

That Catalog is definitely a WTF...LOL..

Glad you are ummm...bouncing your way back to health Mango!

The Mama

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Those are some strange humans, running around in there tidy whities...
You are getting really good at the retrieving thing.. Glad you are feeling better..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

doyle and mollie said...

slobbers lotsa slobbers thats what those siilly models need!

Honey the Great Dane said...

Good to see uou up & bouncing around again, Mango!!

(I'm embarrassed to say this but my human's modelling work sometimes means she has to do the dorky stuff like the people in your catalogue...but thankfully, because she is an undersized human, she doesn't get much of that kind of's mostly stuff to put her in the TV box!)

Honey the Great Dane

pam said...

WTF indeed! The world of da hyoomans is very weird Mango.

Glad yer feeling better after BTD (bad tick disease)

Bobo and Meja

The Army of Four said...

THose were good ones, Mango! Bipeds..... I just don't get them!
Sure glad you're feeling better!
Play bows,

The OP Pack said...

That catalog looks a lot like one we see around here too, but the Momster says she is too old to bother ordering any of that stuff.

You must have some great medicine there, Mango, you are looking pretty boucny in that video.

Woos, the OP Pack

Brownie said...

hmmm... my momster never walks ME in any of those outfits... I can't imagine that she is NORMAL on ONE thing!

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos! WTF!!!!! Fun catalog, I guess Mom should be happy she does not get that one, but the ones she gets, Victoria somebody.....ummm should see there pantaloons Mango!
Lets go riding in our undies now.....
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Aniemother said...

Hehehe.. Hoomans do the weirdest things. And you're looking handsomly bouncy chasing your ball!


RDX said...

BOL Mom has tears running down her from laughing so hard!

Glad you're feeling better Mango Man!


Asta said...

Oh My Dog Mango
Those hoomans awe de Loosional..jogging in theiw undies and widing howsies yeah wight..I so agwee wif you about what the pwopew way to model those weiwd things is..I've nevew seen Mommi and Daddi looking like that at all..Mommi hates tohose things and says they'we instwoomentses of towtoowe.
I'm so glad youw back to womping awound the estate
smoochie kisses


Huh! ??Mom wears jockey underwear but I don't think she wears it as athletic wear.. I must say Mango and PeeWee those male models have nothing on your nards dangling..

Glad u r bouncing.. at least for 30 secs.of the day.
( psst.. someone will see u soon)

Eduardo said...

That is too funny! BOL!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Benny and Lily said...

Thanks for sharing your friends stuff. I sure hope my momma does not get any ideas and go outside like that!
Benny & Lily

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Truth be told, it was my video AND my pikhs that but the sproink bakhk in your sproinker!


Samantha said...

Okay. We'll have to check out Murphydogg, cause this post is just too crazy silly! Is that a train whistle in the movie or a cleverly placed soundtrack? Love train whistles! You're very good at retrieving, Mango and it IS getting very dark waaay too early. Anyhoo, looking forward to a post of your ma and pa jogging in some of those duds whew!
Hugs xo

Samantha said...

Mango; just checked out Murphydogg's blog and there certainly ARE some interesting things going on over there. Ma just about fell off her rolly-around computer chair spit-laughing about the snuggle blanket post. OMD. So.. thanks for the lead on this bloggie!
xo Sammie

The Thundering Herd said...

Bi-peds are sufficiently weird in the things that they focus on. Can you imagine all of our humans running around in the daylight in their underwear.

Shudder. On second thought, don't.

Mack and Sally Ann said...

I glad your feeling better from your BTD. Humans can be very funny.
Sally Ann

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Mango...honestly, those underwear pix were very strange...why do hoomans wear those stoopid things anyway...

You actually fetch??? Where in the heck did that tennis ball go in ur mouth? It was like GONE....

Looks like ur joints are feelin' much better...seems like my smoothies and massage have done the trick...even thought you'd never admit it...

I can't believe Scruffy posted those disturbing tick pix on our bloggie...sheeshch, those things are ugleeeeeeee...



RDX said...

Hey, thanks for leaving your comment of Chrome's blog. After stepping away for a while and coming back I agreed with you that it was a little dark and boring. So I changed it again and I like it much better! I don't normally like pastels, but I love sage green and lavender was the only thing I could think of that really goes with it. :) Please leave your suggestions on the new look.

Mack said...

Boy, those underwear models sure lead exciting lives!

My mom calls me bubba too!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
My mom wonders that if she is going to look like the ladies on the catalogs. After thinking about it... she decides not to buy anything!
Kisses and hugs

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Lately my Mom has been running around in her underwears, but nothing like that! Because it has been cold, and she has long underwears that double as hiking tights, she wears those when we go on walkies, but she's covered pretty from head to toe. And I think she wears them to keep warm, not to go stand around with horses and on beaches and things. But even my Mom was with you on the WTF thing! (And do you guys live near the Arctic Circle - or does your Mom just get home from work late? That looked pretty dark. Where did summer go?!?)

*kissey face*

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Mango, it's good to see you up and around and feelin' your old self again. We agree with you on the underware thing. We never saw our momma haul out the back door in her skivvies much less run in a field with some man wearing underpants.

Gettin' dark up here, too. Come December it will get dark about 4:45...UGH!

chicamom85 said...

Mango, I don't get the undie thing either. I mean why?? Mommy also gets lots of those books, but that one is crazy. For some reason, Mommy keeps going back and looking at some of the guys in undies, I guess she thinks its crazy too. Oh there she goes again.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

hero said...

Hi Mango,

Sometimes those hoomans are difficult to understand... logic fails me. Luckily fidos like us don't need those underwear thingy.

Looks like the cold season is coming.

Licks, hero

Noah the Airedale said...

Why doesn't underwear look that good on my pinkies? They seem to be able to stretch it outta shape..... Hmmm.
Glad your tick illness is better with the meds mate.
The sun is shining longer here. D says woohoo to that.

Noah x

Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango, we could be doing with some new underwear for the cold Scottish winter that is heading our way.
Thanks for those pics - we will have a look and see if there is anything suitable for us!!!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

Huskee and Hershey said...

ROFL... It's too funny!!

Mom is going to jog later.. I will ask her to wear her underwear ONLY. Cover your eyes everyone..

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Our parents don't look like that either and they sure don't go running around the farm in their unmentionables!! BOL!! What's up with these models - no wonder kids have such a hard time figuring out what their style is.

Piper, Carrleigh and Lilly

MAX said...

Hey Mango mate!
There's no stopping you mate, LOL!
Glad you are feeling better.

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

oh hello, we just happen to be taking a walk in our underwears


Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Mango, we seem to have WTF days around here EVERY day!

We sure are glad you don't have the dreaded Lyme disease!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

RDX said...

Teenage heartthrob! I love it! I might have to use that as a blog theme at some point. I take it you like the new blog? Any comments or suggestions? Or is it soooo bad you couldn't bear to say anything? LOL

Rosie said...

Hysterical - I am adding Murphy Dog to the google reader. Love this post! The nards comment was pretty funny too!

Sophie Brador said...

Mango, I've seen pictures of your mama and I don't think she would fit into that bra with no arms, but I bet my mom would. She does not think that is a good thing.


Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmmm those pikchers must hav ben tayken in the mithical land of australia witch as i understand it is nown as the land down underware ok bye

Anonymous said...

You are so right totally qualifies for WTF wed!!!

Awesome bounciness!!!

Nibbles Treats said...

We've seen our dad in his underwears and he's no model. It is a sight that is forever burned onto the retinas of our eyes.

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

wally said...

Oh Mango. They really should have consulted you before making that silly catalog. Apes, can't live with 'em, can't open the dog food without 'em. (Actually I can--and have--I just need them to get it down off the shelf).

Great to see you so bouncy without all those tick diseases weighing you down. Way to go, dude!

wally t.

Maggie and Mitch said...

What an fabulous post, Mango! You have our mom starting the day off on a very happy note! We're hoping we get extra breakie portions this morning!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Oskar said...

How could those people be so happy if they have no doggies??

Joe Stains said...

This must be some mythic underwear land I have never been to. Quite scary!