I heard that a bunch of DWB ladies were coming to my estate to meet the Mango! Well of course!
I prudently posted my flat self on the mail box lest they miss their exit.
Right on time, the flock descended. My goodness, such a bunch of Dotty Old Hens I never saw before all clucking and cackling and snapping photos of my large and handsome self.
Asta's mommi had most deviously adorned herself in a slobber proof garment.
And Lacie's mom sported a protective wrap as well.
Lucky for me, Tula's mom had worn a most charming black outfit upon which my slobbers produced a fond souvenir. I am sure she will never wash it again.
That blasted flat Lacie was determined to prove once and for all that she does not have a gigantic bottom. Sadly, I think this photo only supports my contention that her hiney can be seen from outer space as it practically dwarfs my most muscular backsides.
Asta Mommi was particularly smitten with me and wanted lots of photos.
She is very orange and drapey.
I was not bothered until she tried to get me to pose with that flat Lacie face. I will sit this one out, thank you very much.
OK, one more since it is with Eric the Square, Asta, and Duffy, but please keep that Lacie face away from me.
Then it was time for a group photo. Come on ladies, line up please. Sheesh, like herding cats (or chickens I suppose).
Uh oh, the Mango has become confused as to which lady belongs to which of my pals. Could you please apply your flat faces so that I can properly identify you?
Not you, Momma, duh, as if. I think I know who feeds me and wipes my large and not always fastidious bottom.
Here they are, momma's of (from left to right)
After the big photo shoot they all piled into their vehicles to go someplace called the Wayside Inn which is an actual historical spot located just a few minutes from my estate.
I am not a big history buff, so I suggested that my Wheelie brother, Hector go along with them. He took lots of photos and made a movie of the expedition.
Meanwhile, I was exhausted from posing and showing off my dance moves and retired indoors.
I mean totally exhausted!
Like so tired I even fell asleep with Pee-Wee so close he was almost touching me! Ewww!
P.S. Little blond Pee-Wee midget hump meister goes home today! Hooray!