Monday, October 12, 2009

Visitors!


I heard that a bunch of DWB ladies were coming to my estate to meet the Mango! Well of course!

I prudently posted my flat self on the mail box lest they miss their exit.


Right on time, the flock descended. My goodness, such a bunch of Dotty Old Hens I never saw before all clucking and cackling and snapping photos of my large and handsome self.




Asta's mommi had most deviously adorned herself in a slobber proof garment.





And Lacie's mom sported a protective wrap as well.





Lucky for me, Tula's mom had worn a most charming black outfit upon which my slobbers produced a fond souvenir. I am sure she will never wash it again.






That blasted flat Lacie was determined to prove once and for all that she does not have a gigantic bottom. Sadly, I think this photo only supports my contention that her hiney can be seen from outer space as it practically dwarfs my most muscular backsides.






Asta Mommi was particularly smitten with me and wanted lots of photos.

She is very orange and drapey.





I was not bothered until she tried to get me to pose with that flat Lacie face. I will sit this one out, thank you very much.





OK, one more since it is with Eric the Square, Asta, and Duffy, but please keep that Lacie face away from me.




Then it was time for a group photo. Come on ladies, line up please. Sheesh, like herding cats (or chickens I suppose).




Uh oh, the Mango has become confused as to which lady belongs to which of my pals. Could you please apply your flat faces so that I can properly identify you?

Not you, Momma, duh, as if. I think I know who feeds me and wipes my large and not always fastidious bottom.



Here they are, momma's of (from left to right)




After the big photo shoot they all piled into their vehicles to go someplace called the Wayside Inn which is an actual historical spot located just a few minutes from my estate.

I am not a big history buff, so I suggested that my Wheelie brother, Hector go along with them. He took lots of photos and made a movie of the expedition.

Meanwhile, I was exhausted from posing and showing off my dance moves and retired indoors.

I mean totally exhausted!

Like so tired I even fell asleep with Pee-Wee so close he was almost touching me! Ewww!



Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Little blond Pee-Wee midget hump meister goes home today! Hooray!

53 comments:

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Now that is so cool. We sure wish we could have met them all too...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

The Army of Four said...

That is SO exciting!!! We've been able to meet a few DWB moms and it's sooooo cool! They don't care about shedding or ANYTHING!
Play bows,
Zim

Brownie said...

wow, that is pawsome! I love the drool-proof slicker! LOL!

Sam said...

Woohoo! With the departure of the pup, you, Mango man, will be getting your estate back all to yourself!

I like your slobber clothing souvenir. It looks lovely on a black shirt.

MargeDog

Aniemother said...

What a great meet-up. Mom is most envious of all meeting your handsome self!

Bajas

Petey said...

Ahh, Mom is SO jealous that this outing was planned while we're down on the Island. Harumph! Next time, we're going to have to have it down here at the beach.

Your pal,

Petey

doyle and mollie said...

woah man you coped real well with the paparazzi i am most impressed and that slobber ball was the one! wicked skills there my friend!

Benny and Lily said...

Oh My Mango those ladies look like a lot of fun. We like your new blog picture. You sure are a big guy!
Benny & Lily

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Wow, how lucky you were to meet the other doggie Mommies.
Sally Ann

Marjie said...

It is lovely that everyone came to see you, and appropriately attired. Attaching your flat self to the post was a brilliant maneuver!

And hooray for getting control of your house! Keep pee-wee in his jail cell until then!

Thor

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

How fun...

Looks like all the DWB Ladies had a great time coming to see you...

Abby xxxooo

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

How drool is that?

Tank woo fur sharing that entire yard of DOH'S!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

TwoSpecialWires said...

We've about worn the pictures out! Mango... you are a GREAT host - as were the rest of your dwellers. Thank you for sharing!!!!

Most impressed, and very happy for you,
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Gus said...

That is sooooo cool. DWB moms are the nicest folks. we've only met a couple (muzzer hides us away when they come) but they are truly loverly


gussie

brooke said...

That is so fun! I love all the flat doggies! We had a giant flat Darwin for her puppy shower...I should go look for it and keep it by my desk!

Randi said...

AWWWW MANGO!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom/secretary is SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS that all those other DWBMommers got a chance to meet the famous RH himself! & of course PEEWEE...where was PEEWEE during all this clucking?

Someday my mom/secretary will me in your part MasterChewSits & she'll probably roll around on the ground with you & slobber on YOU! EWWW! I'll send along a protective orange cover for you just like Asta's mommi.

Love & Licks,
Randi

Tosca the Lakeland Terrier said...

LOL!!! I love that picture that looks like you're being attacked by a pack of terriers.

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Now Darling...

Firstest of all, my posterior looks pawsitively tiny compared to your relentlessly hooge rumpus...that's obvious....

Secondly, we had to scrape Mumsie off the floor when she saw Hector's video...the scary part is she watched a lot of it being filmed and it was still hilarous to her...dunno why?

She loved that part where he tried to wheel down that giant wheel...hmmm...

I'm planning on having a poncho made up for me in purple for our next DATE....such a brilliant idea by Asta's mommi...

Your header pic is amazing...I mean we were there, but I never saw ya float like that up in the aire....had NO IDEA you were so light on your feet....

Did you digest the rocks?? Did they end up on the counter?? Tell Master he has built a bootiful barn...we're thinking it would be an amazing place to have a pawty...does it have a lot of electrical outlets for my blenders??????

Love to Peewee, your peeps and of course to you, Mango, darling....

Laciebeastie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh...I have a DATE tonight with the little blondie puppers that you had at your house...we're goin' clubbin' in Boston...he's um a little young so he "borrowed" your ID...he said he'll bring it back....

Lac

1000 Goldens said...

That is so cool! My Momma is jealous and wishes something like this would happen in our area. Or else we might need to move to Master Chewsits. It was like the paparazzi took over your estate!

Stella said...

You just got to get together a Midwest version of this whoop-te-do
and all our Moms can come.

How fun would that be?

Kisses,
Stella

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Trust Asta's mom to come prepared -- it must be because she lives in the city! I hope your mom had a nice visit with all the other dog moms!

Deborah said...

That is one cool dog you have! You have a nice blog!!

Samantha said...

Wowzer! DWBMOMS!!!! Oh how I wish Mom could have come and brung me along! That looked like a very pawesome pawty - love Asta's mom's orange slicker. She ain't no dummy hehehee!
Hugs xo
Sammie

Daisy Dog said...

Looks like fun was had by all, even the RH mango!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Sure it was pawesome to have the Moms at your state!
I know they had a great time together!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

The OP Pack said...

What a grand bunch of Momsters you entertained. Where were Dexter and Oliver all this time? Looks like Mango Man was the man of the hour!!

Woos, the OP Pack

Dory and the Mama said...

WOW...Was it like National MAngo day!! Very cool to be you dude!!!

Smileys!
Dory

BRUTUS said...

WOW - how cool is that?? All the crazy blog mommies coming together to meet your famous self. Looks like you lived up to everyone's expectations, Mango! Glad I helped with the flat-doggie inspiration, it looks like it helped keep you from being relentlessly confused!!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Sophie Brador said...

Well, we just don't even know what to say.

Cookie and Cinnamon's Mum said...

A bunch of women are sometime so scary. Once then get together, they have nothing to be afraid of!

It's great to see Hector again after a long time no see! He's done a great job making the movie!

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Mango...
Mom is just glad your strategically placed slobbers wasn't apart of the post. And that Hector movie seems like some demented psychological thriller.. first I thought Hector was about to take his life.. then it just got weirder. drinking binge and pilgrims.

Being accosted by the pupparazzi is tiring. I think TMZ aired a report on a dancing moose..
norwood

chicamom85 said...

I am sure they will never be the same for having met the Mango! What a nice day and I can understand why you were so exhausted. Did Peewee get to meet them or was he puppysitting Oliver. I am glad for your sake he is going home.

licks and sniff, Sasha

Tom, Tama-Chan and Sei-Chan said...

What a hugely fun visit!!!!!

wally said...

Oh my goodness. You should sell tickets to see your most handsome self. Surely it would be the greatest tourist attraction in all of Master Chew Sits.

wally t.

MAX said...

WOW Mango...that is sooo cool! Getting to meet up with all those Bloggie-doggie mommies! Eish, I can well imagine what their pooches got up to whilst they were on the Mango mission! Mom is so sad she couldn't be there.
Oh well...sigh
Lots of licks and glad you enjoyed the fun. (They will never be the same again!)
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

WE are just catching up with your posts. The DWB ladies get to- gether looks fun, but you sure had your paws full Mango getting them to pose for photos.

Molly, Taffy and Monty

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

That is so cool!! All of those DOH's just to yourself.

XOXO
Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Niamh said...

I can see how exhausting it must have been to have been petted by all those DWB moms! And posing for photos with them is very tiring too. Looks like they all had a great time though.

Glad to hear that the little labradork one is leaving your estate. Get some rest.

Your friend,
Niamh

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

BOL!! The slobber protection had our mom on the floor laughing!!!!! Asta's Mommy sure came prepared!

Anne-Kathrine said...

Ohhhh what fun. Looks like everyone had a super time!!!

achieve1dream said...

What fun!!

Oh and congrats that mini peewee is going home. Now you can have some peace and quiet. :)

Martha Basset said...

Oh how exciting Mango - how lucky and privileged these DWB mums were to meet your relentlessly huge self.
We cant think why they would be worried about drool - after all it is an honour to be drooled on!
Glad you enjoyed the day - we trust you were totally spoiled and Dexter too.....
love you lots
Martha & Bailey xxx

TwoSpecialWires said...

We keep comin' back to see the pictures and to watch Moma grimace in anticipation and to listen to her laugh in hysterics as she watches the video of Hector. (She worried about him, at first, but then saw that he kept getting up and going for more!)

In awe of your massive mastiff ability to rise and hover in the air... and to entertain,
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Sierra Rose said...

What a fabulous day!!! And, Mango, the great story-teller! Good job working all the moms. How fun!

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We are sooooooo jelly! Our mom loves the idea of all the flat doggies! What a great way to remember what mom belongs to what doggies!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a GREAT time the Dotty Old Hens had together! No wonder you're so exhausted, Mango! Autumn wants to thank you for the Hector movie! She's seen it 3 times already!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch and Autumn

Agatha and Archie said...

Hee hee Dotty old hens....I don't think I am even going to tell you what Archie did listening to the music of Hector's video..Let's just say he had on a skeleton outfit and was going up and down the hall..Love A+A

Chef ·˙ ۛ ♥ said...

How cool - a DWB Mommy Meetup. They must have gone nuts meeting your huge self in person!! Looks like it was lots of fun. Leave it to the mommies to come up with a brilliant idea like that.

xo
Chef

Oskar said...

it looks like a great time was had by all!

Raising Addie said...

That is soooo cool that you guys all got together like that!!

More of us should try to do that!

Thank you for sharing all of the great pictures!

Chasing my tale...
Addie, Lucie and Hailey

Tee said...

HOw exciting! We couldn't help but admire all the pups mommies. You must have had loads of fun being centre of attention for all the DWB mommies!

Licks and wags

The Dog WOods Pack

Rosie said...

Mango, Excellent Sweater Slobber - the best I have seen!!