Tuesday, December 29, 2009

A Frightening Discovery





Several alert readers have pointed out that my beloved Angus stuffie came from the same place as the evil Clacie (Clone Lacie). How well I remember trembling in fear when I read about the diabolical cloning that Dr. Craemer and Dr. Snitchenstein performed to produce that abomination. Read about it here if you dare.

I thought that they destroyed all the Lacie DNA after they saw how horribly wrong it was to try and reproduce.... THE BEAST, but I received some anonymous peemails suggesting that some of the DNA might have gotten mixed in with my Angus!

Surely Mama Lamb would not permit such an atrocity. But I decided to keep an eye on the little guy just the same.

The first sign that something was amiss came in the form of the discovery of my new stuffie from Benny with his leg amputated and his intestines poking out.




The Mango would NEVER do such a thing. Still, could have been the pointed headed one.

Sadly, the little stuffie had to be You Thin Iced.



I didn't think much of it when I saw him admiring himself in the mirror. He is kind of handsome.



Nevertheless, it did kind of remind me of some doggie...




Then my flat self spotted him messing about with the blender.

I counseled that we give him the benefit of the doubt that he was likely making a healthy beverage and not a (gasp) smoothie!




But when I saw him perched on the shelf in the dog cave wearing once of those idiotic Lacie head scarves I feared all was lost.





See what I mean?


Not wanting to venture too close to the potentially volatile little demon, I strategically placed my spy cameras.

Sadly my worst fears were realized when I discovered this shocking video (oh pups, cover your eyes)!







Save me!!!!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


35 comments:

Life With Dogs said...

Very sorry about Raja Mango. And I'm sorry her visit was a short one, but she certainly ended up with the right family. I'd love to see the vid but it's not loading at the moment. Will be back to try again!

Happy New Year in advance! :)

Kari in WeHo said...

Very sorry about Raja but your parents sound like they did the right thing. Be careful of the stuffie...

Toby- The dog with a blog said...

We are so sorry about Raja, she sounded like a nice doggie:)

What cute pictures!

Frankie Furter said...

When the two leggers put OUR needs before THEIRS... they are truly good. It is hard for them, butt it is proof of their love for US.
Now about that stuffie... I believe it is the victim of some sort of horrible torture. Be very careful... you never know who might be next. I'm just sayin'.

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Mango,
I know your Raja was loved, and even if her life was short. She was loved, and that is most important. As we have been reminded of latly, as per my big brother. Quality is very important. You were very lucky to have known her.
Sally Ann

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So, The DOH was testing out the adult beverages to be served at The Mango Estate this Thursday/Friday?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I ROTE this afternoon (especially since our Internet gerbils had died) and one of our stops was the adult beverage store fur Prosekhkho fur her to guzzle

Rufus and Indie said...

Oh Mango!
Clone Angus is really gone wild!:)

Kisses
Rufus and Indie

Murphy Dogg said...

OMD. Just ... OMD, dude. It's like you're living in a horror movie.
I fear the thing will come alive and tie a scarf around your head in your sleep ... so, don't fall asleep!!

Benny and Lily said...

Oh My Word Mango...Just blame the beast!I would monitor him via video surveillance
BOL
Benny & Lily
Send all hurt stuffies to the ER

Samantha said...

I think I've missed too many posts, Mango - has Angus gone nuts? I'm very worried about you, cause anything that involved the Lacy Beast is major trouble. Be safe Mango Man.
xo Sammie

Gus said...

wow...scarey movie Mango Man.

Hope you have plenty of places to hide out.

gussie

hero said...

Mango land has been invaded by the beasty Lacie huh! But no worries... the relentlessly huge can't succumb to fear easily.

Licks, hero

The Army of Four said...

There's something very scary about this post.....

Love,
Ammy

1000 Goldens said...

We really liked the video :)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Be careful! Very careful!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Ms. ~K said...

Oh the horror...I wanted to look away, but couldn't!!!
I hope you're a light sleeper!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Dear Clangus...

You are obviously HOT HOT HOT...or is that the blowdryer???

We so need to talk...soon.

DNA Barks,

Clacie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Um Mango...for some reason Mumsie seems to have developed some kinda disease where your muscles don't work and ya pee yourself...I think it was the video that put her over the edge...cuz um

IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE LACIE JUMPIN' FOR THAT STOOPID FURDRYER...

Ya know the day I um sorta nipped Mumsie, Lacie grabbed the cord to the furdryer and yanked and it clunked Mumsie really hard in the head...she really didn't have such a good day that day...

I dunno, Mango...I heard Lacie talkin' to Clacie bout goin' out and buyin' Mango sized headscarves...

Good luck...

Scruffman

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Poor Mango,
Be very very careful!!!!!
Careful!!!
Bambi, & Fern

MJ's doghouse said...

i will save you mango...i will save you...i promise...on my way now

houndstooth said...

That stuffie is creeping me out! I shall sleep under the quilt with one eye open tonight!

Bunny

Asta said...

Mommi was wawned by mumsie to go to the bafwoom fiwst..but nooooo, she thought she was stwongew than that..
She should have listened is all I can say..Between the Pwoseco squiwting out hew nose and , well , you know..

Oh my Dog Mago..
She finally has moved in
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess..you'll get used to hew, and see hew good side soon aftew all she is my BFF

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay this luks like a job for the faymus vampire heero angel hoo wunse sort of kind of not reely defeeted the beest that wuz trying to enslayv los andjeles!!! unfortchoonatly his show has ben canselld so i think yoo ar owt of luk!!! ok bye

kissa-bull said...

oh my dog mango man , you must sleep with one eye open
be vewy careful. somethings is definatley amiss

waggles
the houston pittie pack

Huskee and Hershey said...

OMdoG Mango... Angus definitely reminds us of Lacie A LOT (too much in fact)!! Be careful and all the best...

Sam said...

I seem to have missed the story of what happened to Raja, though I am interested. In any case, I'm sorry her life was so short.

Anyway, it looks like you've been up to some shenanigans lately!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Oh no! It looks like Clone Angus has gone nuts! There must be a remedy - there has to be! You'd best steer clear until one is found, Mango!
Can Hector help?

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

I think a DNA test is in order here!!

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Be afraid - be very afraid.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

tula said...

hold up.. i can't get past the new header pic. looks like pee wees going in for a smooooooch -eyes closed & everythang! ehem.. you're bros!

tula

BRUTUS said...

Hmm.. Quite a pickle mom's got you in there. Perhaps you need to get that little stuffie into a far corner of the house & let him (it?) know where he stands. Take the amputee along for evidence of what might happen if he doesn't comply. I personally would go for the tail & eyeballs, but that's just me....

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

achieve1dream said...

Get out of there Mango! It's not safe!!

Jackal

Joe Stains said...

EVACUATE! RUN or um lumber along as fast as you can!!!

Duffy said...

I didn't believe it until I saw the head wrap. OMD, you better stay clear of Clangus. And keep an eye open when you sleep.
Duffy

ocmist said...

We believe you are right... Something strange and scary IS going on. Do you think you can talk PeeWee into taking turns staying awake... Never mind...