Thursday, December 24, 2009

Happy Holidays from Mango (OK, and PeeWee too)

Alright, let's just get this out of the way right up front because sometimes the humans are so simple minded in their amusements that it is almost too much to bear.

As proof, I give you this movie which is filled with the DOH cackling like a demented harpy whilst trying to make us do stupid things just for one lousy cookie.

How I suffer...

To cleanse your viewing palate from that painful video, here is my happy holiday movie.

Speaking of suffering, one of Momma's creepy snowman persons appeared in the yard this morning.





I set to work with face removal.





Then she got the bright idea that somehow I wouldn't notice that there was a dumb hat on my large and not so easily fooled head if I was outside. Seriously. How dumb does she think I am?




Can it get much worse? My extra special Mango holiday cape is on the snowball and I think this is supposed to be some sort of festive making photo (I hope my cape goes in the washy machine before it goes back on me because I totally pee'd about 900 times on that snowball).

You know, sitting in snow might be OK for PeeWee, but some of us still have our nards. Hello!





Typical suck up photo of the labradork.





I think this is plenty festive, don't you? Now a nice red collar is the kind of party wear that I can get in to for sure.





This is Mango the Relentlessly Huge (and PeeWee) officially wishing you a safe and happy holiday.



Mango Man! Oh yeah!

44 comments:

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

We love the video's..
Mango you and PeWee have a Safe and Happy Holidays too.. Enjoy your snow...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Dozer and Coop said...

Have a happy Christmas if the old guy remembers to show up at your house. We're beginning to wonder if Santa even exists...

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

Sam said...

Thank you, Mango and Dexter, hope you have happy holiday too!

Sorry about having to sit in the snow. I hope they didn't get too cold. If you know what I mean.

Gus said...

Happy Christmas guys.

gussie n teka

The OP Pack said...

Great fun watching the videos, but Mango, please let your Mom keep her fingers - they might come in handy when she is preparing your dinner.

Wishes to you and the family for a Happy Christmas and a wonderful New Year.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Hi Mango,

Hope you have a great holiday! I think your collar is very handsome.

xoxo
Pumpkin

twobarkingdogs said...

Happy Holidays from Clover and Cosmo (and me, too).

iheartsnark said...

I'll bet Pee Wee is wishing for his nards back for Christmas!

hehehehe

Sketcher and Angel

Ludo van Doggy said...

You make me jealous with all your snow fun! I liked your cookie video too!
Merry Crisp Mas!
~lickies, Ludo

Lorenza said...

Ooops! Headless Snowman!
Merry Christmas to you all!
I hope all your wishes come true!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Ms. ~K said...

Pretty proud of yourself for killing the snowman, huh?
I think DOH has been in the eggnog!!! chuckle!!!
Merry Christmas to all,
Kit

Frankie Furter said...

Hi Guys, you are right.. today's post is Fun and Festive. Have a super Christmas. I do agree that your mom's snowman is even more strange than some of MY mom's are. I'm just sayin'.

Puglette said...

mango, the photos of you with your cape and red collare are just lovely. i think your mom has her christmas card photo for next year! have a wonderful holiday!
hugs,
puglette
:o)

and dex, you are one handsome labrador!!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

BETTER THAN MANGO??????????


Me thinks The DOH will be getting lots of khoal fur that!

Happy HOWLidays to ALL of woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra and Her DOH
PeeEssWoo: I was almost ready to khall the authorities fur woo!

Sunshade said...

Happy Howlidays Mango! I love your sexy snowy X-mas photos!! I went through something similar today minus the snow, and my facial expression was very similar to yours. Can you believe it? An Airedale with a Mastiff facial expression??

I would like to send you a X-mas card via e-mail, do you think you can give me your e-mail address? My e-mail is
Airedaleismylove@hotmail.com

Merry X-mas to you and your PeeWee's!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Moose said...

I see you took out your frustration on DOH's paw when you took that Cookie, good job. I do that sometimes. Here is the thing though, you gotta keep that in check on Christmas eve or Santa might put you on the naughty list. I am for sure there myself after trying to steal a pizza today.
Momma enjoyed your merry making videos and thinks you are both terribly handsome in your party wear!
Happy holidays!

Maggie and Mitch said...

What you guys have to go through for a cookie!
We love your header photo, Mango! That cape is YOU!
Merry Christmas to all of you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Stella, Gunther & Betty said...

Way to chomp your Doh's hand for cackling at you like that Mango. That'll teach her!

Wishing you, Dex and your family a wonderful Christmas.

Love,
Stella, Gunther & Betty

1000 Goldens said...

Merry Christmas boys, we love you!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay hoo is bubba??? i think yore mama may hav forgottin yore naym!!! that shud be gud for lots of ekstra gilt treets!!! ok bye

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Your videos had Mom cracking up - especially when you almost took your Mom's hand off getting that cookie. (I think she deserved that, though, for making you do, uh, what was it that she was trying to get you to do?!?)

Merry Christmas, guys!!!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

houndstooth said...

Mango and Dexter,

After watching that first video, I have to wonder if your mom is quite right in the head? She wanted you to do all that for one measly cookie? I wouldn't have done it, either!

Merry Christmas to you!

Bunny

Cinnamon and her mum said...

Hi Mango and Dexter,

I don't know what it is like to be sitting in the snow, as I have never seen the snow. But, I want to try making a snowman if there is a chance.

Have a Happy Christmas!!

Cinnamon

Benny and Lily said...

Mango good job trying to eat that skinny snowman. Are you the cape crusader? BOL
Benny & Lily
Merry Christmas

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Y'all look very happy and loved. We hope your Christmas is fun.
Sally Ann and Mack

mastertealc said...

Merry Christmas Mango! May Santa bring you heaps of treats...
I hope you and the rest of your family are having a great holiday time and you can enjoy the snow.

Slobbers from Down Under - Teal'c

Tealc's doggie Christmas card

Honey the Great Dane said...

Merry Christmas, Mango & Dexter!! That white stuff looks very cool! I have never seen it and I don't think I ever will...Australia looks like the brownest, driest country on earth!!!

So sorry I have not visited in ages - I have a lot of your posts to catch up on! My humans have been havign a really crazy time but hopefully, things are slowing down again now so they can help me visit blogs again and I can rejoin the blog world! :-)

Will come back later to catch on your older posts -
Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Wild Dingo said...

Mango Man! Oh Yea! Bite the hand that feeds you! show her who's boss! Mango Man! oh Yeah!

your vids crack me up! they rock, Dogster nominneess!

Dex is so silly with his head moving left and right and left and right and ...

drocicles rule!
mango man! oh yeah!
~wags-n-wiggles~
wild dingo

Samantha said...

OMDness - what you did to the snowman!!! Yes I knowIknow... Mom made a silly movie of that game "What You Have to Do to Get Cookie!!!" But poor snowperson!!! Happy, happy Christmas To you all!
Hugs xo
Sammie

Two Country Poodles said...

Can't you get a tiny cape for your nards? It could be a matching one to your Christmas cape! Well...I know what to get you for your birthday anyway...BOL


Merry Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Merry Christmas to a darling pooch (and his brofur) who has brought us smiles and happiness throughout this past year. Your gentle ways and quirky thoughts have brought us many smiles this past year☺

Ike said...

Happy Holidays!
Ike

elbouwii said...

Happy Holidays!
we hope that you get your card soon :)

enjoy the fest

icey kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

The Thundering Herd said...

Love the videos as always. You and Dex have special ways of ending the games (nipping the hand / the Dex tackle).

And killing Mr Snowman, Mango. Before Christmas? Woo.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Merry Christmas to you all...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

tula said...

foolish reindeer games 4 your momma's pure enjoyment- free
knocking down snowmen- NO charge!
add slobbers- priceless!

Merry Xmas Dex & Mango!

jingles,
tula


Please take that power shovel to rte. 30.. spy withdrawals! ridiculous

BRUTUS said...

That last photo of you is great Mango!! Hope the 'nards thawed out OK... Should of sat on your skirt (I mean cape) maybe? Hope you and Dexter have a wonderful holiday!!

Merry Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Mango..
I'm reporting your momma to the doggie police. She's torturing you over there. I'm glad u took her finger off getting that cookie...

Merry Christmas! It's gonna be hot today.
norwood

Piappies World said...

Happy Christmas Mango, Peewee, Mom & Dad!

We hope you are both enjoying the snow and the snowman too. We loved the video! =)

-Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Scrappy, Bullet & Mommy

Twinkietinydog said...

BOL! Mango, what a shot, dude. You look extra serious. I officially accept your kinds wishes and I'm sending mine right back at you. Happy holidays.
Twink!

achieve1dream said...

Merry Christmas!!! Great videos btw.

Luda said...

Mango Man,

All that werk fer one measeley treet? Yoo must go on strike.

Yer pal,
Luda

ocmist said...

Your red collar is quite festive looking on you, you big hunk of manly beauty. OC

Please be careful that you don't sit to long in one place because you don't want a couple of "snow-balls" do you?! BG

Do you believe that Mom actually said, "Awwwww" when she saw Dexter's pic! OC

Rosie said...

BOL - the red collar is just perfect - shows your festive spirit without looking like a dork.
Love it!