Alright, let's just get this out of the way right up front because sometimes the humans are so simple minded in their amusements that it is almost too much to bear.
As proof, I give you this movie which is filled with the DOH cackling like a demented harpy whilst trying to make us do stupid things just for one lousy cookie.
How I suffer...
To cleanse your viewing palate from that painful video, here is my happy holiday movie.
Speaking of suffering, one of Momma's creepy snowman persons appeared in the yard this morning.
I set to work with face removal.
Then she got the bright idea that somehow I wouldn't notice that there was a dumb hat on my large and not so easily fooled head if I was outside. Seriously. How dumb does she think I am?
Can it get much worse? My extra special Mango holiday cape is on the snowball and I think this is supposed to be some sort of festive making photo (I hope my cape goes in the washy machine before it goes back on me because I totally pee'd about 900 times on that snowball).
You know, sitting in snow might be OK for PeeWee, but some of us still have our nards. Hello!
Typical suck up photo of the labradork.
I think this is plenty festive, don't you? Now a nice red collar is the kind of party wear that I can get in to for sure.
This is Mango the Relentlessly Huge (and PeeWee) officially wishing you a safe and happy holiday.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!