Monday, December 21, 2009

Pressies!

Poor momma. She says her "muscles" are all twitchy and sore from the snow blower machine. It did make things go faster, but it was too heavy for her and even her hands got tired from holding the switch. Oh boo hoo. You poor old thing. Maybe that will inspire her to get more exercise beyond scooping our kibbles into the bowl.

Finally we got to open our pressies from Jazzi's gift exchange.

Good thing we signed up for it because Momma and Master conspired with the family to make this a NO GIFT HOLIDAY! Can you imagine? The humans are all "Oh this will be wonderful! Just time with the family without the burden of shopping and spending all that money."

What a load of crap! I was not consulted. I WANT PRESSIES! I am totally easy to shop for and deserve many good things for ME!

Bug I digress. At least I have DWB to count on to get at least one gift this year. Sigh.

My pressies were from Benny. He sent me a nice card that he wrote on himself.





And TWO stuffies. Wow! The yellow one appears to be an intellectuals stimulations toy in disguise.



PeeWee got presents from Dory and Bilbo. A nice chewie which he decided to save for later since I tend to kind of not allow him to have chewies all to himself.




Benny also sent ME some cookies which I was kind enough to share with PeeWee.





Oops! Watch your fingers.





There were four cookies and momma put two in our cookie jar for later. You can see how pretty and festive they are and they were most yummers. As good as car cookies (which I did not get this week due to lazy DOH refusing to go to the doggie store on our snow day).





Hmmm... which toy to play with?



The yellow thing is most jolly making when placed in my large and stuffie crushing jaws.





Meanwhile, the PeeWee got some sort of mutant half wubba half stuffie thing from Dory and Bilbo which he promptly took to the dog cave.





But you know, its funny how these things work out, because pretty soon, PeeWee had decided that my stuffie from Benny was his most favorite.




Whilst I became attached to the wubba. Go figure.



Wonderful pressies for sure. Thank you Benny and Dory and Bilbo and of course Jazzi.

Our new front porch is as done as it is going to be for now what with the winter weather closing in, so Jarrod and Mickey have not been around lately.

Imagine my surprise when I spotted Jarrod sneaking into the barn. I wonder what he wanted?



Mango Man! Oh yeah!

42 comments:

Kari in WeHo said...

you do deserve pressies! how could they think otherwise?

doyle and mollie said...

woah man my mommas been telling me all about the krampus, so make sure you keep santa on your side, the krampus is one scary dude

The Schnauzer Brothers said...

Cool pressies guys! And those biccies look seriously yum. Hmmm, our humans don't do pressies either - they got a bit fed up a few years ago with ungrateful relatives so now make charity donations instead. They agree it's taken the stress out of Christmas shopping! However, we are pleased and relieved to report that folks can not resist our schnauzer charms so pressies have still been rolling in for us if not for them - ha! Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Oh Mango, can't you use your large and flatulent self as a snow blower so your mommy can save her hands for important tasks such as can opening?

I am with you on pressies. Since we are having kind of a low pressie Christmas too, mom is holding my prize from My Pet Haven as my pressie. I don't think that's fair as I earned that award by suffering the Lady Gaga humiliation. I deserve real pressies from Santa Paws. Pawrents just don't understand.

xoxo
Pumpkin

Life With Dogs said...

I see the dogs have embraced the traditional Yankee swap! ;)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango and Dexter!
You got very nice presents! And you two made your own exchange! Good!
Does Jarrod suffers that doofus illness??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sunny,Scooter,Shamus&Jamie said...

Mango, Dude. Those are seriously good looking cookies! Nice pressies too. Shamus has one of those stuffie looking wubbies too, same color. It does not squeak, does yours??
Hugs
Sunny
pee ess poor momma. bet a snowblower is heavy!

Marjie said...

No pressies? NO PRESSIES??? Come to my house, Mango. I have youthful humans who appreciate a good Mastiff, even if Momma claims to be old and tired. I have wished for cookies, a bone, and new fun toys. I chose our Christmas Tree last weekend, and you can see a picture of me helping Patrick drive his truck. He needs help, I'm sure. I need to woof my boys into finishing the decorations now, so the pressies will come!

Merry Christmas, Mango and Dexter!
Drools,
Thor

dewdana said...

I totally agree with the no presents thing. Anyone with their own credit card gets no pressies as far as I am concerned! Doggies do not fall into this category though so I am glad your pals came through for you! Is one of those stuffies a moose? Maybe it is a reindeer but I like to think it is a moose!
Speaking of Moose, he is wondering when to expect pee wee and the truckload of snow. If it will sweeten the deal you can tell pee wee our pressies for dogs policy!

Maggie and Mitch said...

We can't believe your mom and dad are not giving you guys a single thing for Christmas! Thank doG Benny and Dory and Bilbo came through for you and Dexter, Mango!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Aniemother said...

I'm glad you got such great pressies!

B

Kasha The Dainty Great Dane said...

You guys sure must have been really good dogs this year to get all those presents and those treats looked really yummy!

AARF Kasha the Dainty Great Dane

Jazzi said...

Hey Mango,
I got the same yellow behive from Lily. I think mine is a blast but then I have a smaller mouth (no offense BOL) than you do and I can pull out each bee!!

Glad you liked your stuff!!

wags
Jazzi

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I, too, have that beehive thingy, and I love it, because with my delicate snooter and paws, I am able to get out things that have been stuffed into the beehive... But NO PRESSIES?!? Are your parents sick? I mean, the DOH got a snow mover thingy - if she gets a nifty pressie like that, I think you should get all sorts of nifty pressies. If I had known earlier, I would have had Mom put together a care package for you guys! The horror!!!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Stella said...

Big Guy and PeeWee:

Here is the deal, our pawrents are using the recession as an excuse not to buy presents for each other or for us. Plus they buy each other presents all the time anyway.
And they buy us presents very rarely. So I think we should get a few things for Christmas this year. I want a new squeaky toy, thats about all I want. Complain to Santa Claws!

Kisses

Stella

The OP Pack said...

Don't worry, Mango, we are sure Santa is bringing lots of presents for you and for Mango. You both got some nice ones there from Benny, Dory, and Bilbo. We have a purple snugga wubba just like that here.

Hope the Mom's twitchies stop and she feels better.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

1000 Goldens said...

My humans are also signed on for the no gift Christmas. Clearly the world has gone mad! Thank goodness for doggie friends who know we are meant to be showered with stuffies more than usual this month.

Benny and Lily said...

You are quite welcome. Enjoy your new stuff. You are a good guy for sharing. Hopefully Santa is watching you share.
Benny & Lily

Niamh said...

If your momma doesn't give you any presents for Christmas, you should report her to the MSPCA for extreme cruelty to animals. So glad you were in the present exchange so you got nice cookies and stuffes. Enjoy.

Your friend,
Niamh

achieve1dream said...

Silly Mango Friesians are from Friesland!

Chrome

houndstooth said...

No family presents?! You're getting robbed, Mango Man!

It does look like you got an awesome haul! I have one of those beehives and it is so much fun to play with! Enjoy it!

Bunny

kissa-bull said...

oh mango , you can come to our crib and get lots of pressies here, the humans are'nt doing presents for them eighter but they just couldnt resist our pittie-ful faces and decided only pressies for us thish year

waggles and slobbers
the houston pittie pack

Stella and Gunther said...

Mango, those presents are great and all... But wow whee! We can't get over the picture of how SMALL your mom's oven looks next to you! Mango, me thinks you need your own zip code. I'm just sayin'...

Snorts,
Gunther

Dory and the Mama said...

Yeah pressies!!! I do hope that Santa brings you a couple of pressies too!! My Mama and Daddy are not even going to BE HERE on Christmas morning, but they said Santa will be coming and Nanny Ree will help us open pressies....I don't know which is better...pressies and no Mama/Daddy or Mama and Daddy but no pressies....

Smileys!
Dory

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Wubbas are one of the bestest toys!

I don't have a Snuggli one like that BUT I wuv my wubbas!

I think I saw a new purple one fur me!

Here's to your momma feeling BETTER!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sam said...

Is that one of those beehive toys? I wanted to buy one for Marge, but was afraid the little bees were too small. If you can use them, though, I think she can too!

Hope your mom feels better. My back is killing me after all the shoveling yesterday.

monica said...

tell your momma her writing is hilarious - I love it! a blog to enjoy and smile at on a daily basis:o)) and I love to watch pics/videos of both the RH and PW - off course I especially enjoy the RH... Merry x-mas to y'all!!

hero said...

Great pressies there... and the spirit of sharing is very much alive at the dog cave.

Have a Furry Christmas!

Licks, hero

Noah the Airedale said...

We're glad you got some pressies maties. We'll make sure our pinkies bring you something when they visit next year. You sound very neglected on the present front!

tailwags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Petey said...

A Wubba in a winter coat - that looks like good fun. Or do you think this is what happens when a stuffie and a Wubba love each other very much?

Your pal,

Petey

P.S. No presents with my name on them except for one from Buddy. Seems like Mom thinks my overflowing pot of Christmas-themed toys is quite enough. Bah humbug.

Frankie Furter said...

Hi Guys, you both got grrreat pressies. Have fun... sharing is a nice thing, esp. at Santa Paws time. I'm just sayin'.

Clive said...

Mango, we can't believe no pressies! We would have sent you over some with our card had we known!

Glad you got some anyway from your friends.

love and woofs
Clive

Mack said...

Mom says I have been so bad this year all I am getting is a bunch of kisses. Yuck!
I think your pressies are soooo cool!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh congrad's on your pressies.. They are so cool..
Hey Mango you can come over here any time. We won't lock you out in the cold...


Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay we got that saym beehive toy last yeer!!! or maybe the yeer before i am not shoor they all seem to run into wun anuther!!! ennyway the big hive wuz ful of tiny littel bite sized beez so yummy not to menshun easy to disembowal so if that is wot yoo ment by intelekshual stimyoolayshun yoo wer rite on!!! ok bye

Eric said...

That's Hugely Humbug Mango. No presents. Whatever next?
Wiry love Eric xxx

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

I'm with you on wanting of the presents! This is my first go around with the holiday of Christmas and I want all that goes with it. Looks like you got nice gifts from your secret paw, was it. I bet the family will be sad to see your presents and them not having any to open. Oh well, that was their choice.

Twinkietinydog said...

Well, Mango, your post was as stimulating as usual. First off, I'm sorry to hear your mom's arms are about to fall off. Hopefully that won't hinder the holiday cooking any. Not only did I enjoy watching you and Dexter trading presents, I also got to meet your gift bearers and they're cool. Do let Dexter enjoy his chew toys in peace once in a while. He needs them so he can be strong enough to deal with Your Excellence.
Twink!

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

BowWowzers Mango you are a lucky fellow! We just mailed out your prize pressies today. Let us know when they arrive?

Smooches,
BabyRD & Hootie

Two Country Poodles said...

Wow that Benny knows how to shop! Great gifts and great treats! It was very nice of you to share your cookies with pee wee.


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

ocmist said...

Our people only give prezzies to grandchildren, and we qualify! They've got 14 grandchidren and then the 7 of us, and they say they have a hard time with THAT... but then they seem to be really happy that they just heard they've got 2 more grandkids on the way. Go figure!

Joe Stains said...

I think your 'little carpenter friend' has OFFICIALLY reached Doofus status.

As for those toys, you guys deserver 39385 more pressies than that.