Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Proximity Alert

Ever since PeeWee got his tutoring and started giving out lap dances at Camp Hump Alot (thanks, Norwood for that image), he's been all into snuggling with me.

Subsequently, I am forced to keep my senses keen for his approach.


Just doing my meditations when my proximity alert goes off!

Labrastink detector activated.




Oh ew, it is dangerously close. It is intruding on my Mango space.




I retreat to the dog cave where once again, the pointed headed annoying labradork insists on creepy crawling ever closer.





I can smell your feet, you know.






Can somebody please make him move?





I'm asking you nicely now. Please locate your labraself elsewhere.





OMG! Labrabreath! Stink-a-roo! I am feeling dizzy.





Must.. keep... dork... away........

Snore....


Mango Man! Oh yeah!


42 comments:

JD and Max said...

Hiya guys!

Hey - we just wanted to say that we have now published the winners of our 'bootie-licous' contest so please swing by to check out the winners. Mango - you tied for FIRST PLACE in the 'Tail Placement' category, all voted for by the great blogging public! Well done!!

Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

Marjie said...

Mango, it is so hard to keep your brother in line. When all of mine are home, I'm about worn out telling them to be nice and making sure they play properly together. I think they invent games to make me have to speak to them harshly!

Merry Christmas, Mango and Dexter. I hope Santa ignores the humans' beliefs that there should be no pressies.

Drools,
Thor

brooke said...

Oh Mango, the things you have to put up with!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think the furst pikh shows how much woo've been studying my khomfy ways of resting!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: My word was PROBABLY meant fur the LacieBeastie: CONVENT

Niamh said...

I can see having your labradorky brother wanting to cuddle with you would be very disturbing. Who knows what kind of cooties you could get from it?

Your friend,
Niamh

doyle and mollie said...

woah you both are looking so shiny - mango you are a meany he just loves you so - merry xmas!

Kari in WeHo said...

now a little cuddling isn't that bad! especially during the winter

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos, Poor Mango Man, I try and growl a lot at the psycho dog fur getting too close, woo could try that, they are just sneaky while sleeping......
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Sam said...

Marge gets kind of stinky, too. Must be a labrathing, for I cannot envision a stinky Mango. Noooo. Never!

Frankie Furter said...

Try eating a bunch of beans... that may deter. I'm just sayin'.

Kasha The Dainty Great Dane said...

Oh Mango, I think Pee Wee needs a Tic Tac!! Ha Roo!!

AARF Kasha the Dainty Great Dane

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Um...we just watched the Mango Happy Sounds video...OF COURSE,I WILL MARRY YOU, DARLING...I thought you'd never ask...but why did ya sound like you were dyin' while ya were doin' the asking?? And on a public video?? Nuthin' like a little privacy...

As for that video of Dexter and the snow...how many inches did ya get? That so would have covered the Lacie. I coulda drowned...Peewee looked like he was in a giant white lake...swimming he was...bet his feet really stink now and he does look quite close to ya in these snaps...

Kisses, boyz!!

Lacie

What month is our wedding?

hero said...

PeeWee wants come Mango loving tis jolly season. How cute!

Licks, hero

Schwang said...

Maybe if you happen to "accidentally" roll over and sit on him for a minute, he'll never come near you again. Just a thought.

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Mango you crack us up! You sure are being patient with PeeWee..BOL
Benny & Lily

1000 Goldens said...

Oh Mango, it hard when everyone loves you so much! Sorry you have to snuggle with the labradork. P.S. He looks so cute in your new banner photo, if you don't mind me sayin'.

The OP Pack said...

Mango, you are just so irresistible that Pee Wee can't help wanting to be close to you. And he is very handsome with that shiny black coat. Maybe you can get Santa to bring him some foot powder and mouthrinse to help make things more tolerable.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Samantha said...

I think the Labradork is cold and hoping you might warm him up a bit? Congrats on the Lacie nuze - wow - what I learn in the comments! And congrats on your winning that contest too! Maybe that's why PeeWee wants to cuddle up! Nothing like hanging out with the winners hehee!
Hugs xo
Sammie

achieve1dream said...

Dexter needs to learn about personal space!! :D

iheartsnark said...

OMG Mango!! He invaded your personal bubble! Mom has a photo of me and Angel on the SAME BED! I'm pretty sure she photoshopped it cuz I can't remember the incident.

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Mango,
Your little brother just wants to be with you. He adores you, and wants to be with you at all times.
Sally Ann

Lorenza said...

HI, Mango!
I hope it was not Dexter's breath what made you fall asleep!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

houndstooth said...

I don't know about Labradors, but greyhound feet smell like fritos, unless we've stepped somewhere by accident! I can't imagine Dexter's feet smell THAT bad!

Bunny

Huskee and Hershey said...

Stopping by to bark you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year... Happy Howlidays to you and your family!!

XOXO,
Huskee & Hershey

ocmist said...

You need to tell PeeWee to knock of sneaking those Garlic Pizzas! To bad his feet don't smell like fritos like corgi's feet do! It's a documented fact... just check it out on MyCorgi.com!

He needs to learn the concept of personal space, that's for sure... still after the horrendous experience he went through, you must give him a chance to work through his separation complex... after all, he leaves his HUGE buddy's side and ends up missing body parts!

dewdana said...

Say Mango, I checked out camp hump a lot and looked at some of the pics of pee wee' s play mates and there is one that looks like my Moose! Ask pee wee if Moose has been sneaking around up there...
Also, I have always wondered where pee wee got his 'pointy headed' nick name? My moose is very pointy headed because of the 'bumpkin' on his noggin. However, pee wee seems to have a pretty flat typical labra-noggin...
Anywho, sorry your mango-ness is being encroached on. Maybe you should set up some sort of force field around your large and not wanting to be breathed on self!

Randi said...

Awww Little Dexter LOVES his BIG BROTHER!!!!

I'm going to my deluxe hotel facilities for the holidays tomorrow!

Just want to wish you boys & mamma & Master a very happy holiday!

Love & Licks,
Your Cougar,
Randi

Stella, Gunther & Betty said...

Mango, I know how you feel. It was bad enough living with Stella. She must have gender identity issues because she's the one that's always humping me. Then they went and got Betty with the giant bat ears that poke me in the face every time she wants to snuggle. Maybe I should just come and live with you and the dork.

Snorts,
Gunther

Life With Dogs said...

Looks like you could use a scat mat! ;)

Ike said...

Maybe the neutering has confused him hormonally :)
Ike

Noah the Airedale said...

How do you put up with it Mango mate? So annoying!

Noah (I'm hot)

wally said...

I feel your pain, dude. I swear I can smell those feet from here.

wally t.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh Mango, PeeWee just looks up to his big brother.. You should be honored..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Petey said...

Hold on a second—you've proposed marriage to Lacie???— Pal, you've got MUCH bigger problems than a horny Labradork with bad breath!

Best of luck in the new year....

Your pal,

Petey

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Da-Dum...Da-da-Da-Dum...Da-da-dada-Da-da-dada-Da-Da-DA!

"You're gonna need a bigger house."

Agatha and Archie said...

WOW is he close.....geesh...do his feet smell like popcorn?(something PL2 notices...we know, she is a weirdo) We are sooooooo happy that winter is over and there will be no more snow...right? didn't they say that on WBZ news??? Love A+A Merry Christmas you guys!!

Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh poor Mango...
Life is so hard when everyone loves you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!
But we must admit you and Pee-wee are sooo cute together!!!
Sure he needed a warm embrace from you...
;-))))))
it's Christmas dear friend....sooooooooo...maybe you could don't breath for a second and give him a big big kiss and embrace!!
What do you think???
Waawawawaaaaaaaa!!!!
We wish you and your family a wonderful and happy Christmas!!!
WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Clive said...

Oh Mango, the things we have to put up with! I get the cat trying to get too close!

woofs
Clive

Dory and the Mama said...

We still think youu secretly like to snuggle with Dexter Mango....;-)

Smileys!
Dory

Joe Stains said...

Tanner does this to me ALL THE TIME. He waits until I am doing some major meditation and then he creeps in.

Maggie and Mitch said...

Awwwwwwwww, PeeWee looks up to you and wants to be near you, Mango - either that or he's sucking up for Santa's benefit!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Two Country Poodles said...

Oh brothers are so annoying!


Merry Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo