Ever since PeeWee got his tutoring and started giving out lap dances at Camp Hump Alot (thanks, Norwood for that image), he's been all into snuggling with me.
Subsequently, I am forced to keep my senses keen for his approach.
Just doing my meditations when my proximity alert goes off!
Labrastink detector activated.
Oh ew, it is dangerously close. It is intruding on my Mango space.
I retreat to the dog cave where once again, the pointed headed annoying labradork insists on creepy crawling ever closer.
I can smell your feet, you know.
Can somebody please make him move?
I'm asking you nicely now. Please locate your labraself elsewhere.
OMG! Labrabreath! Stink-a-roo! I am feeling dizzy.
Must.. keep... dork... away........