I don't much care for the new blanket on my bed. Whereas I was formerly able to wedge myself down in between the cushions, that is not possible now and I find my labrabutt perched precariously over the edge.
Do you see how I suffer?
Sometimes I have to just get up and start all over again.
OK, that's better. Time for some shuteye.
Meanwhile.... just imagine how long it took him to figure out how to untangle his legs from that mess.
P.S. Some readers have expressed interest in getting their own dogtivity. The place where momma bought it doesn't sell it anymore, but I googled it and found lots of hits. Here is one from a place we have shopped before.