Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Wordless Wednesday - So You Think You Want a Mastiff?




Mango Man! Oh yeah!

66 comments:

dewdana said...

OMD Mango did you eat a bar of soap! Those are some impressive suds you got there!

JD and Max said...

Oh yeah - mastiff drool - yummers! We have a mastiff pal, called Tank, who totally slimes the humans, and it's superb! All us doggies love to lick his slobber off his chops - and he doesn't mind a bit! He he he! Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh how I love it when woo suds like that!

My pantyloons are sooooo in a tizzy!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Asta said...

Mango
I want to thank you fow helping me do all my laundwy fwom my twip..you weally shouldn't dunk youw head in the suds ow swallow them though
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Pearl said...

BOL! Oh Mango, I love you AND your suds!!!

pam said...

Oh! never mind...

MurphyDog said...

Please remind your mom that washing clothing in a relentlessly huge mastiff's mouth kind of defeats the concept of 'clean'

wags, wiggles & foamy slobbers
Murphydog

Mack said...

I bet it was yummy!

Sunny,Scooter,Shamus&Jamie said...

The foam is astounding, and quite endearing! mom usdto have a bernese mtn dog that could sling suds onto the ceiling, oh and everywhere! Part of your charm!
Mom just always carried a drool cloth! ha
Hugs
Sunny

Sunny,Scooter,Shamus&Jamie said...

pee ess she says it made for a great paint remover!!! lol

Dory and the Mama said...

Amazing Mango...how does one RH Mastiff make so many suds??? Is it an art form???

Smileys!
Dory

Niamh said...

Oh my Mango! How many towels did it take to clean you off?

Your friend,
Niamh

Samantha said...

Those are some suds! No wonder all those squirrels made their getaway with that ooze!!!
Hugs xo
Sammie

houndstooth said...

Is that a tennis ball growing out of your head?


Bunny

achieve1dream said...

Ew!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

MANGO...THAT HILARIOUS CARD ARRIVED TODAY FOR LACIE....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

OMD...you outdid yourself...like that was ridiculous...

To say that Miss Beast was a bit miffed is an understatement...

To say that she isn't in a good mood AT ALL, is also and understatement...

We both are hoping you're gonna post a pic of it on your bloggie...so we can borrow it...

And blow it up...thought it looks pretty big right now...hahahahahahahahahah...
Good one Stan!!..and put it by the refrigerator...so everytime Miss Lacie reaches in to get yet ANOTHER piece of pumpkin pie...

Yep...ya get the picture...

Oh Mango...you made our day...

Laughing, Farting and Choking Barks...

Scruffy and Stan

Pee ess...

Nice suds!

Pee pee ess...DID YOU HEAR ASTA HAD FLEAS???????? Like for real?????

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Mango,

^*& &^%^&%$ (**&(&!!! * &^%$ &^%$ #@!@, *&^ *"( *(*&^ &* %$#@ ^& ^&^%$ @#$ *(** &*& %^%$# ^&%!!!!!!!!!!

Lacie Girl

And Asta does NOT have fleas. Well, anymore.

Chester said...

Did you forget to get your rabies shot maybe?

Nice suds dude!
Chester ;0=)

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Frankie Furter said...

Hi Mango and PeeWee, I have not been allowed to use MY YapStop computer for daaaaays, beclaws my stupid sister has been here hogging it all up.
I have missed you both.
LOVE the cyber sobber today. GRRREAT job your hugeness.

Kari in WeHo said...

thats quite the slobbery mouth there!

The OP Pack said...

Were you washing out your dinner bowl? That's a lot of slobber, Mango.

Woos, the OP Pack

tula said...

yeah, uh spylady experienced the slobbers on her black sweatah.. maybe we'll pass this time. thank you.

tula

Spy Update: no sightings in a week and half. ho hum.. boring drive.

doyle and mollie said...

only if he's like you!

Jake of Florida said...

We love you relentlessly huge one, but it's kind of like certain places -- great to visit but not sure we could live there...

On second thought, we have year-round water restrictions, so perhaps your self-sudsing apparatus might be an advantage.

We do love you!! Yeah!!!

MJ's doghouse said...

OH relentless...I love a man that can foam up.....My mom says she will be posting a new post from me tonight or tomorrow....i have been very busy

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Mango...our love for you is unconditional (slobber and all).
~K

Wild Dingo said...

Juno only wants ONE mastif, and that would be woo Mango Man! Oh Yeah!
~wags-n-wiggles~
wild dingo
PeeEssWoo: Loki thinks you'd be cool to hang out with, suds and all
PeeEssWooWoo: Juno's jodhpurs would be jostled with all that suds action!

hero said...

That's one small slobber for a mastiff but a giant foam bath for dog kind.

Licks, hero

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Um. Not so much, actually. No offense, or anything, but Mom and Dad have a Mastiff friend (I haven't met him, so I can't claim him as a friend yet) named Dudley who, when he shakes his head, can get goobers on the ceiling. That was enough to convince Mom and Dad Mastiffs are to be appreciated, but from a distance, or when wearing rain slickers! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona

The Thundering Herd said...

You need the rinse cycle.

River said...

Eeeyow! I'm impressed. Mango's ready for a shave.

love & wags,
River

The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee!
YES!
Hee hee hee!
Love,
Ammy

Stella said...

You need a couple of spit valves like they have on trumpets or other horns. Thats what you need, Mango!

Kisses,
Stella

Twinkietinydog said...

I think that the "stache" makes you look even more attractive; if that's possible. As for the question of the day: I know my mom's dying for a mastiff but she hasn't encountered a single one at the many shelters she frequents.

Lorenza said...

Yeeeeees!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

BRUTUS said...

Holy suds, batman!! What was going on there?? Did you say a bad word or something??

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Nellie and Calvert said...

Holy cow dude... we are truly impressed with your mastery of the suds.

We bow to you, our Supreme Sudser... hehehe

No... really, we are impressed. Bravo!

Paws-out
N&C

ScrapsofMe said...

Dude! Did you suck the top off my Guinness when I wasn't looking?

Bonnie

Stella and Gunther said...

Crimeny Mango! Did ya say a bad word and mom washed yer mouth out with soap??

Throw on a Santa hat and that sud action could double as beard.

Just hugs, no kisses this time buddy.
Stella & Gunther

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Mango, your the man.
Sally Ann

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Can we join your top secret blog?
Sally Ann

TwoSpecialWires said...

Those suds look just like the ones Moma was using to clean up the wheelies. She daubed and patted. You coulda just wallowed. We'll remember next time.

Love ya
Jake and Fergi xxoo

brooke said...

hahahahaha!
Slobber monster!

Two Country Poodles said...

What did you have for dinner?


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

Sam said...

Time to fill up a new bottle, Mango. The suds production is in full throttle!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

I see you are ramping up your Mango Suds production in anticipation of the holiday buying season. Good move.

Martha and Bailey said...

Hi Mango, there is nothing wrong with slobber!
Mum says to tell you we still have Harry's (no longer with us!) on the ceiling.
Best to shake your head when you see your momma in her nice xmas dress - they love that - you can tell by the noises they make!!!
love and kisses
Martha & bailey xxx

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Wow, Mango! You've really got the suds machine in high gear! About 300 years ago, our mom had a St. Bernard, so she knows all about slobbery doggies! Brutus was a "dry mouth" and Mom says that must have been the breeder's attempt at humor!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

So we are assuming that your DOH doesn't need to purchase any soap - you provide it all.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

achieve1dream said...

Hehe oops I forgot to explain about the phony egg. Putting a fake in the nests will usual encourage hens to lay more. :) Sorry to confused you relentlessly huge self. :)

Rosie said...

oh my - looks like you just brushed your teeth and forgot to spit.

Luda said...

Mango man,

I bet that your relentlessly huge self could sling that slobber at least twenty feet!

Yer pal,
Luda

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

great suds! is it because of the labragal?

Clive said...

We're seriously impressed with that display of suds, Mango!

love and woofs
Clive and gang

Hamish Westie said...

Hi Mango
I've read about you lots on other blogs so I thought it time I paid a visit. Thank you so much for posting this wonderful picture. I love posts like this, 'cos they make my human, Gail, realise that there are some advantages to having a (non-slobbering) Westie.
Cheers! Hamish.

Aniemother said...

Hahaha... You're something else, Mango, that's for sure!

B

Marjie said...

What's not to want?

Drools,
Thor

Petey said...

Clearly this photo was taken before you got a shave and a haircut, right? Or are you doing a load of delicates in that mouth of yours?

Your dry-lipped pal,

Petey

Joe Stains said...

Holy crap dude, I am so freaking jealous!! THat is pawesome work.

wally said...

Mango,

My ma ape just exclaimed "YES PLEASE!"

She's a bit odd. I wish we could bring you here so you could get those relentless suds on my brudder who is always wiping his puny suds on us.

wally t.

Wild Dingo said...

Mango Man Oh Yeah! I just saw youah comment on da Macks Mess bloggie about "R"... Wild Dingo is from the East Coast...and sometimes switchs between Bawston accent and New Yoowk accent. Neither have R's. sometimes it's pahk da cah and pay a qwuatah for pahking and sometime's it's pawk da caw and pay a qwatah for pawkin.
~wags-n-wiggles~
wild dingo
PeeEssWoo: do you live anyweah neah Mahbohhead?

Poronchi Ninja Puppy said...

u're the man Mango :)

Maggie and Mitch said...

haha - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - you'll wake up gram!
You are too funny, Mango!
Thanks for the laughs!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch's mom

Peanut said...

hahaha mom says the slobber wouldn't bother her but as much as she loves you she couldn't have a dog as big as you.

dogsmom said...

If we had any empty space around here I would adopt one of you in a minute! Drool is Kool!
As long as it isn't flying past my head when company is knocking at the door.