Wednesday, December 23, 2009

WTF Wednesday - Pee Pee Curiosities and Other Disturbing Things

This special WTF Wednesday is dedicated to the original WTF dog, Murphy Dogg!

So here are all my holiday cards which is actually a most happy making thing.

But here is my most disturbing holiday card from Murphy Dogg! WTF???

It looks like he pulled a Jeff Goldblum and got into the transporter with a piece of last year's holiday tree and has mutated into some nightmarish Boston TreeTerrier. DUDE! What happened to you?

Humans continue to be a mystery to my large and easily confused self. I was listening to the radio on Saturday and caught a story about...

The Urinafly. I kid you not. I heard about it on NPR, so it must be true, right?

It seems the man persons sometimes do splatters and make big messes. Particularly when they are using the public facilities. So they require a target to remind them where to do their pee pee.

Momma does not know much about this phenomena having only been in the man wet room once when she had a few too many Suffering Bastards at a Chinese restaurant and was in no condition to notice such subtleties.

Here is a quote from the story

"When flies were introduced at Schiphol Airport, spillage rates dropped 80 percent, says manager Aad Keiboom. A change like that, of course, translates into major savings in maintenance costs."

And get this

"Kempel is about to launch glow-in-the-dark fly decals for the adult male market because, he says, 'men, evidently, hate to turn on the light at night because it blinds them, and they'd rather navigate to a soft glow in the bowl.' "

Personally, I am most fastidious regarding my potty habits and choose my spots with great care. Lucky for me, momma has thoughtfully kept my potty paths clear of snow allowing me to create most excellent sign posts at strategic points.

Speaking of WTF moments. What's up with PeeWee going all babushka in his bed? Trying to score cuteness points I suppose.

And how about Master blowing the Shofar? Why does he even have a Shofar and what's with the be bop a do wop? When will the madness end?

Hang on! I almost posted a bloggy devoid of any photos of my large and handsome self.

Here is a most impressive droolcicle that I formed the other day. Check it out! Almost down to my toes!

Uh oh, one could get stuck to the deck if not careful. Think of that!

I would be there until spring!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Kari in WeHo said...

that is a very scary card and quite the impressive drool!

Nellie and Calvert said...

Mango & Dexter,

First, thank you for introducing us to Murphy Dogg we will further investigate his blog, looks like our kind of dog!

Secondly, that is one scary card but what's even more frightening is that drool... Man oh Man... How do you manage to make it that long. That is a true talent you have there.

Last but not least our mom LOVES Dexter so according to her, he looks cute and adorable no matter what he's doing. Go figure, we say she's crazy.

Have a wonderful Holiday and remember; DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!


Stella, Gunther & Betty said...

Mango, Thanks for another great laugh! Mom couldn't laugh too hard because Betty the brat was napping on her lap.

Careful with your drool big guy. We wouldn't want you to get stuck there until spring.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Nothing says WTF like a pawesome droolcikhle!


Agatha and Archie said...

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON OVER AT YOUR HOUSE???????? Love A+A(the Pike is ok today if you want to come over)

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

BOL Mom died laughing at his card too... SO funny especially his face!

Mom wonders if she can put pee-fly's outside for us?

brooke said...

that's some impressive droolcicle!
and pee-flys?! really? oi.

Anonymous said...

Hi Mango and Pee Wee!

While I am a manly-man doggie, I pee like a girl, and Angel is a girlie-girl dog and lifts her leg!!!

Mom just shakes her head and sighs. She does that alot. I don't know why?

Yer pals,
Sketcher and Angel

P.S. I made a movie of the Evil Angel harassing me with one of my own toys on my blog...check it out!

Wild Dingo said...

I love playing WTF Wednesday! it's my favorite....

Loki pulls the bubushka look every night...Juno rolls her eyes.

Wild Dingo wants to know what a Suffering Bastard is and why your momma would have too many of them. I mean, she has two suffering doggies, what does she need with suffering bastards? perhaps to make her forget the pain her suffering doggies cause her?

wild dingo

Daisy Dog said...

Oh peewee does get some cuteness points! And taht drool! I think it might be an award winner!

Heather and Pumpkin said...

I loved Murphy's card because its is the only costume more embarrassing than my Lady Gaga getup. I hope he won some good prizes.

Sometimes Menace tries to get in close proximity to me just like PeeWee. He got tutored before I moved in so I don't know if that is a factor.


The Thundering Herd said...

Maybe we need to get an aim thing for Qannik. He starts off normal by lifting his leg, but then he gets bored and starts walking away, even though he is still peeing leaving a zig zag yellow line everywhere he goes. And you think it is bad with a labradork?

houndstooth said...

Dexter, why do we sweet, innocent puppies always get picked on for being ourselves! I like blankets, too!


Benny and Lily said...

Oh are to funny!Careful those slobbers don't turn to ice sicles BOL
Benny & Lily

Stella said...

I want to know whats with the Shofar? Does your Dad call someone with it? Belong to a club, where it is used? You and PeeWee seemed to like the noise he made with it.

Do a whole blog on this, please, I want to know.


Marjie said...

My humans scold me to keep moving so the droolcicles do not become attached to anything. It is good that your Momma is paying attention to making your potty rounds easy, because in spite of being large, we RH dudes do not like much to tromp in the snow unless there is playing to be done.

Merry Christmas,

Sam said...

Flies in urinals? K, I'm really glad I'm a girl...

And that is one most impressive drool! Hold it vertically and Dexter can jump over it like in agilities.

BRUTUS said...

And I thought your tree skirt moment was bad - Murphy takes it to a whole new level! No wonder he swears so much...

Nice Shofar. Nicest I've ever seen (OK it's the only I've ever seen, but still...)

The droolcicle makes me think "Mango on a stick". Hope you thawed out OK!!

Holiday Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

1000 Goldens said...

WTF Wednesday is brilliant. P.S. Are there any limits to the mad skills your human dad possesses? First the constructions of the barn and now unparalleled musical prowess.

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Your life is very exciting.
Sally Ann

Dory and the Mama said...

That horn thing your Daddy was blowing was a little scary Mango....


Ike said...

Poor Murph man! What were they thinking?

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Just came by to wish you all a happy holiday!!!
God Bless, Bambi Happy & Fern

Lorenza said...

Murphy's card is... is... sooo funny!
that Shofar would scare me a lot!
Yes, that is a very impressive droolcicle! You are the best!
Kisses and hugs

Niamh said...

I'd like to get one of those glow in the dark flies for Ambrose. He needs to improve his aim! Please be careful and don't get stuck to your observation deck Mango.

Your friend,

Dennis the Vizsla said...

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

Ms. ~K said...

Make Dad stop!!! Our ears are hurting!!!
We think Murphy Dogg should report his paw-rents to the ASPCA!!!
Ho Ho Ho!

TwoSpecialWires said...

Moma is saying she is going into hibernation when she gets back home, so she can catch up on all our reading and writing with us. We've missed your antics.

We're hoping your holiday season is treating you well, and we truly hope you have a stocking that is proportionately sized for you and Santa's visit. You deserve some very special very big treats.

Have a happy holiday, Mango. In every respect.

Jake and Fergi xxoo

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Mango,
Thank you! Yes, my Mama is an evil witch lady and Dad is the henchman that does her bidding.
The only good thing that came out of the Boston Tree Terrier debacle was that I got to lick the entire bowl after Mama made mashed potatoes. So I feel a little bit like a holiday photo whore, selling my body for mashed potatoes.
Murphy Dogg

Mack said...

Murphy's expression is priceless!

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Mango, you'd better get a part-time job so you can pay for Master to take some music lessons - WOWZA! We think that PeeWee going all 'babushka' is kinda cute seein' as our momma is all Polish an' stuff. She yikes those babushka doggies☺

achieve1dream said...

Wow! Impressive droolsicle!!

Rosie said...

This seems to be a very liquid discussion on this post. I thought that cheerios were a good thing to aim at in the toilet. Your droolsicle is quite impressive - there must be a good use for that as well. I just have not thought of one yet.

Sophie Brador said...

Mango! You made us laugh. Very funny stuff you massively handsome dude.


Two Country Poodles said...

Very interesting little fly trick! Love your droocicle...most impressive.

Merry Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

ocmist said...

Mom says she's heard/read of the "fly" and she shook her head, saying something about "sounding about right..." Don't know if I've mentioned that Dott's Dad has a real weak stomach. Mom gets a kick out of calling him over to see the droolsicles so she can watch him run out of the room gagging... about rolls her on the floor! BG

Rather impressive Shofar playing. Do you guys have Hannukah at your house, too? Mom's always wanted to hear a Shofar but she said she doubts that is what they normally play. OC (PS. Lots of twisty head looks when that plays... Makes Mom smile!)