This special WTF Wednesday is dedicated to the original WTF dog, Murphy Dogg!
So here are all my holiday cards which is actually a most happy making thing.
But here is my most disturbing holiday card from Murphy Dogg! WTF???
It looks like he pulled a Jeff Goldblum and got into the transporter with a piece of last year's holiday tree and has mutated into some nightmarish Boston TreeTerrier. DUDE! What happened to you?
Humans continue to be a mystery to my large and easily confused self. I was listening to the radio on Saturday and caught a story about...
The Urinafly. I kid you not. I heard about it on NPR, so it must be true, right?
It seems the man persons sometimes do splatters and make big messes. Particularly when they are using the public facilities. So they require a target to remind them where to do their pee pee.
Momma does not know much about this phenomena having only been in the man wet room once when she had a few too many Suffering Bastards at a Chinese restaurant and was in no condition to notice such subtleties.
Here is a quote from the story
"When flies were introduced at Schiphol Airport, spillage rates dropped 80 percent, says manager Aad Keiboom. A change like that, of course, translates into major savings in maintenance costs."
And get this
"Kempel is about to launch glow-in-the-dark fly decals for the adult male market because, he says, 'men, evidently, hate to turn on the light at night because it blinds them, and they'd rather navigate to a soft glow in the bowl.' "
Personally, I am most fastidious regarding my potty habits and choose my spots with great care. Lucky for me, momma has thoughtfully kept my potty paths clear of snow allowing me to create most excellent sign posts at strategic points.
Speaking of WTF moments. What's up with PeeWee going all babushka in his bed? Trying to score cuteness points I suppose.
And how about Master blowing the Shofar? Why does he even have a Shofar and what's with the be bop a do wop? When will the madness end?
Hang on! I almost posted a bloggy devoid of any photos of my large and handsome self.
Here is a most impressive droolcicle that I formed the other day. Check it out! Almost down to my toes!
Uh oh, one could get stuck to the deck if not careful. Think of that!
I would be there until spring!