Apparently my new nephew, Oliver, has arrived in Master Chew Sits.
Now I can hear you all going, awwww, the cute little puppy, but I want to remind you that puppies are only cute so that you will feel bad about eating them because they are total pains in the buttocks.
First they invade your territory!
They disturb your meditations.
What is so fascinating about my bottom anyway?
They get rewarded just for pee'ing in the yard instead of inside. Duh!
They live in boxes where they keep most interesting toys that you are not allowed to have.
They eat three times a day and then still steal your foodables!
Look! He is stealing my toy and I am supposed to just take it!
And giving me disrespectful stares.
Sometimes you need to just bitey them!
And stuff them behind the refrigerator (which causes the people to get all mad at you).
Puppies always try to rub their puppy stinks on you with their constant touching. Gross!
In light of my most deep and insightful thoughts on annoying shark toothed puppies, I was forced to cast an objective eye on the photos of my baby self with Beautiful Raja.
I had heretofore thought that she was gazing lovingly upon my most adorable puppiness...
Now I am compelled to admit that she does look kind of pissed off.
So as annoying as Pee-Wee is, I am relieved that he is no longer one of those puppy monster things (even though he still tries to touch me sometimes).