Today is my 2nd birthday and momma completely forgot! I mean it! She is so busy helping you know who with his dumb Mango Minster that I might as well not exist (she even got up early today to post a new entry there).
Plus she blamed ME for her not getting anything done over vacation and has been all busy making doing pointless tasks like putting away the holiday decorations, washing slobbers off the curtains, and cleaning her hair brushes (WTF? Yeah, pulling the hairs out one by one from her hair brushes as if that really qualifies as anything other than feigning activity while using your brains up thinking about that dumb dog show).
I didn't even get a party, but had to make my own amusements by attempting to engage the Relentlessly Immobile in actual movement.
Hello? Anybody home?
What fun is that? She wanted me to post this movie and pretend that it happened today when any fool on YouTube can see that it was posted FIVE DAYS AGO when the torpid beast was still giddy from the snow.
Besides, that game we allegedly played was BORING! Right?
Truth be told, Momma wrote this blog for me on Sunday and scheduled it to run on my birthday because she knew IN ADVANCE that she was going to ignore me.
Even my most pathetic look did NOTHING! Sob!
P.S. My human brother's birthday was on Tuesday and she totally forgot about that too! What next?
P.P.S. Well, at least Miss Asta remembered and sent me this nice cake. Thank you so much. Maybe I should move to NYC where humans actually pay attention to their doggies.