There is now an official Mango Minster 2010 store (thanks to OC Grammy).
Shop there NOW for all your official Mango Minster Gear!
Half of all proceeds will go to NEADS Dogs for the Deaf and Disabled
Before I start, I am supposed to post a link to PeeWee's stupid agilities movie. Such a fuss over all that pointless running and jumping about. Sigh.
Running Mango Minster is not exclusively a life of razzle dazzle. Even when you are an international star, there are still day to day activities which must be done.
One such is the.... da da dum dum.... HOUSEWORK!
This is a task most often undertaken once each week, but sometimes Momma is TOO LAZY and it doesn't get done for TWO WHOLE WEEKS (like this week) and then it is extra hard and daunting.
Given that PeeWee contributes the vast majority of the flying fur and dirt, it seems only proper that he should help out, which, to his credit, he attempts to do.
His efforts are apparently unappreciated as I typically hear HBO words spoken in momma's scary voice. This does tend to discourage him.
Me? I couldn't be bothered. I am The Mango and not keen on activities, productive or otherwise. It is most difficult, though, to find a safe place away from all the action.
Housecleaning is accompanied by moving about of furnitures. This really upsets me. Particularly since I am oddly attracted to the narrow spaces between the recently relocated objects.
Once in the funnel it is often beyond me how to extricate myself (reverse is not my forte). I often persist in forward and relocate the furnitures on my own or just howl with frustration. Neither of these actions seems to suit momma who has been known to use a few HBO words on ME during the housework.
It is really never clear to me when the activities are actually completed and it is safe to resume my meditations.
But my exhausted self cannot withstand any more excitement and so I declare whatever spot I am in to be meditation central and chance the consequences.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Be sure to visit Moose to read all about our exciting trip to sunny Florida! And also check out my visit to OC!
P.P.S. Momma also cleaned out the dog stuff drawer and found about 50,000 clickers and some cookies that were so old that I wasn't even sure I should eat them. Her motto is, "If I don't know I have it and can't put it where I can find it, then it goes in the trash." So lots of stuffs got thrown out. Sigh.