Overheard on a shopping expedition to Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
Momma: Look at all those pretty duvet covers. You know, I have always wanted a duvet cover, but never got around to buying a duvet.
Momma: I mean, really, if stores are going to sell these things you would think they would sell the duvet that goes inside.
Sissy-in-law: What are you talking about? I have duvet covers.
Momma: Huh? Where did you get your duvet?
Sissy-in-law: DOH! A duvet! A comforter! Same thing!
Momma: What are you telling me? A duvet is a comforter? WTF?
Duvet Comforter Cover!