Note from Momma -
His "pulp" was exposed and it bled whenever he walked on it. They actually trimmed his nail back even more and then packed it full of stuff and bandaged it up.
The bandage was SUPPOSED to stay on for 48 hours, but the dorky dude started eating it and when momma found a big hunk in his poop she said, "that's it!" and off it came.
Besides, I thought we were on High Ate Us, but as long as PeeWee has broken the silence, I might as well get my two cents in.
Some time back, JD and Max hosted a most awesome bootilishoush contest (did I spell that right?).
Anyhoo, I totally WON for my discrete, yet totally hot, family friendly entry.
And my fabulous prizes arrived by Royal Mail!
I can only assume that they do not make mastiff greeting cards in the UK because they sent me one with a labradork on it.
No worries, the loot was still intact. Check it out! Some nice pouches from their favorite doggie rescue, nommy foodables, fur conditioner, AND a new toy!
I suggested we sample the foodables first. Two for ME? How appropriate.
Oh man! Not the dumb sits again? Note that we have a respectable distance maintained at all times during our sits. Wouldn't want any accidentally labracontact. Ish!
I say, any doggie that doesn't recognize good food when he sees it should not get it, but momma is all like, "aw, look at Dexter, Mango, isn't he adorable?" Whatever.
Next up, let's check out that new.... HEY! HOLD UP! How did that get into PeeWee's pointy jaws?
And thus a most vigorous and exhausting chase ensued. Watch the movie here. I cannot believe momma was able to keep up the pursuit.
I have found that the best way to catch the little thief is through sudden attacks facilitated by counterbalancing my large and easily tipped over self with my formidable tail.
Or just try to scare him with insane mastiff flying ears!
See? It works! Nom, nom, nom.
All for ME!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!