The other day Momma had a chat with me...
She said that even though I am a most fit and athletic doggie right now, that might not always be the case and there could come a time when I might not be able to leap nimbly into my mastiff mobile.
Then she showed me this big box which she said had something special JUST FOR ME!
Huh? Telescoping ramp? What?
Apparently this was the only ramp she could find that is said to be able to hold the weight of doggies in excess of 200 pounds such as myself.
Being an adventurous sort, I said, "bring it on!"
Apparently I have to "practice" with it before I can try it out with my Mastiff Mobile. Whatever. Momma is in charge now. Sigh.
But really, I knew right away how to use it.
See? It was barely out of the box before I put my big old foot on it.
I wanted to see how it worked right away, but Momma insisted that I get used to walking on it flat on the ground inside.
Good sport that I am, I went along with this rather insulting suggestion. Here is the movie.
It might look funny because the room was dark and we were experimenting with the iMovie adjustments. No worries, you can still appreciate all the action.
OMG! She is wearing that sweater AGAIN! How embarrassing.
OK, so that was totally worth it because when we were done I got a BRAND NEW STUFFIE!
A Mango sized Wart Hog!
Stay tuned for more adventures with my new ramp (once it stops raining I think).
Mango Man! Oh yeah!