Dexter here! Ready to show you some REAL moves. I challenged the Relentlessly Huge to a backyard agility competition. Who won? Well, I will let you decide.
I do want to tell you that we both did all our tricks without what you call a lure. That means even the Relentlessly Unable to Figure Things Out has at least learned hand signals. Momma had yummers in her pockets, but that was only for AFTER our tricks. How about that?
Here is the movie! We are going to have to practice reframing our movies because the YouTube progress bar cuts off the bottom. Sheesh. Hope you don't miss too much action.
Oh, one more thing. Please ignore me jumping on momma like a cracker dog in the movie. I don't know what got in to me. Hehehe.
And the usual blurry stills...
Look at him trying to weave. The weave poles were totally demolished after he finished stuffing his wide body through them.
Unlike me. I barely touched them. Boing, boing, boing.
Oh yeah, and jumping? He took down every fence. Bam!
I admit I kind of clipped the first fence, but I cleared the rest in great style!
Can you even tell what this "trick" is supposed to be?
Now can you tell? That's right! Jump over momma's leggie!
OK, one thing that the big guy is good at is spinning. I will give him that.
But I think I do it with a bit more style.
Here's our latest... team spin!
Good thing we made this movie yesterday because this morning Momma says she has a very sore back from "sleeping funny." What's up with that? Sounds like a sorry excuse not to do housework to me.
And regarding my nice comfy couch bed. Well, when I was still a baby I liked to sleep there because it was out of reach of you know who and I made a deal with momma that as long as that was the ONLY furniture I got on that it could be my special spot. Of course the RH couldn't even figure out how to get on the couch even if he were allowed to. Tough break, big guy.