With the good weather finally arriving, momma has brushed off the agilities equipment in the yard and once again begun forcing me to engage in most vigorous and exhausting activities.
You want me to do what???? Surely the bar is too high for the Mango.
I thought walking through the gate showed great agility and mentals focus, but this fine performance did not earn me any cookies. Imagine!
Meanwhile, the rubberized labradog kept boinging over the fence thereby exposing some human's most limited photographic abilities.
Yuh, but he takes out the fence sometimes too! See?
To show what a good sport I am, I finally agreed to one Relentlessly Huge leap over the blasted obstacle.
Only to be shown this lackluster recording of my amazing feat.
Oops, guess I kind of clipped the fence. Whatever.
Well, after all that activity, I was most parched and ready for a nice drink.
But to my horror, my water bowl had been visited by PeeWee and contaminated with labracooties.
I dumped the now toxic contents onto my Observation Deck (I hope it doesn't eat through the wood) and DEMANDED clean water.
Will nobody help me?
At last! That sure was a close call. I was feeling a bit light headed.
The DOH must fancy herself to be some sort of investigative journalist, on a mission to record events but not interfere.
Subsequently, you can find on YouTube a most damning movie of the horrible water torture I had to endure. I expect the animal cops to be knocking on our door at any moment.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Alert readers will note that my observation deck is frosty in this post and given our current weather you know that this event could not possibly have happened today. Good for you. It actually happened a week ago and Momma was not going to post it due to the incriminating nature of the empty water bowl, but I forced her to so that you would all know the conditions up with which I have to put (stick that in your grammar check).