Wednesday, March 3, 2010

WTF Wednesday - OUI

We subscribe to an online service called Crime Mapping which enables momma to be paranoid about all police activity within a five mile radius of our estate.

A very popular offense is one called OUI.

Now Momma says that this particular transgression used to be called DUI, but then I guess the French got involved and renamed it OUI. Now, why, I ask, would you choose a word that means YES in French to describe a most dangerous human activity? Huh?

And what's up with that other thing called WII which is not YES or drunk driving, but yet another technological money pit for more twenty first century types than myself?

But of course, at the end of the day, the WTF moment here is that it is all pronounced WEE!

WEE! Like tinkle, potty, pee pee, whatever. I mean really, who wants to see that people are being arrested for WEE'ing around town?

Hey! Wee is wee whether you spell it OUI or WII or whatever, right?

But meaning no disprespect to my French speaking pals, I thought I would see what it was like to oui instead of wee.

PeeWee (ha ha, his name has wee in it) wanted to try it too.

The discrete behind the snow bank oui.

Watering the ferns oui.

Full leg lift oui.

Token leg lift oui.

Snow removal oui.

That felt pretty good.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. If you want a related over the top WTF, check out this movie which is totally for real, I kid you not (warning R-rated for showing an anatomically correct doll - seriously).


Dog Foster Mom said...

Hi Mango - thanks for stopping by my blog and explaining ROTE to me! Excellent examples here of going oui. Good job.

elbouwii said...

Ma oui! le photo are trés bien!
tu a trés jolie mango!

hahaha oui mango we can talk french haha well sanne can, she learn it in school

El'bow & Hauwii

kissa-bull said...

tee hee hee mango we loved your post eshpecially caushe we have a division in our pibbles take over society called :THE WEE ONES
tee hee hee hee
pibble sugars and WEE wags
the houston pittie pack

Kari in WeHo said...

hee hee Big Carl does a handstand oui :)

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

OMD that doll is NOT for kids..
You 2 sure got the PeePee down though...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Asta said...

t sometimes I have twouble following, but I cewtainly am wif you on this one.
Excellent examples of Weeing..I usually don't let mommi captoowe my effowts, besides it's not that intewesting unless you lift youw leggie
smoochie kisses

Sam and Pippen said...

Hey! Just wondering if you guys can do syncronized oui'ing? We can and do it to impress the girls all the time! We'll talk to mom about posting a pic on the blog for you to see.

Sam and Pippen!

Martine said...

Mango & Pee Wee,

Thank you for making us laugh! We've been having a few bad days and this sure made us smile!!!

xo martine & the kiddlets

Ina in Alaska said...

Tee Hee Hee,,, you should see our Ginger Wee..... Maybe one day mom will take a movie, oui? Amour, from the Tres French Poodles,,, Toby, Ginger, Jeter, and Halle

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

We haven't seen any of that green stuff (and we don't mean oui) in so long we hardly recognized what was under the ferns you are watering.

The Rocky Creek Gang

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe I should have pawmitted Mom to inkhlude Merdie's OUI WEE on our walk?

As fur that khommercial, must have something to do with Irish beverages?

Khyra & Khousin Merdie
PeeEssWoo: I hope woo've gotten sufficient khardio work this week!

Oskar said...

I really love your snow melting technique!

Tucker said...

I have done the wee on sidewalks, grass, snow, dirt, in the water pond, and on the ice pond.

I have also done the wee on the floor in the house but that's only when I was a baby, I don't do that any more.

woof - Tucker

Anonymous said...

Finally, a dog blog post that I can really relate to.
I salute you and all of your oui techniques. Well done!

Jazzi said...

Great oui pictures, I think maybe tmi for me, BOL
You both are soo funny


Anonymous said...

Very funny post, Mr. Mango. Oui approve.

Wiggles & Wags,

Maggie and Mitch said...

You guys are too funny!
Mom watched the anatomically correct doll video twice! She can't believe anyone would buy such a thing! She's still hooting about it!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

houndstooth said...

We needed a good laugh today, Mango! Thanks!


Schwang said...

It looks like all the snow is out of your yard from that snow melting technique.

doyle and mollie said...

he he he... piddles and giggles...

Samantha said...

Certainment vous m'avez amuser beaucoup au jour d'hui - merci encore! Thanks for the great entertainment - the dad's expression after the doll oui's on him is priceless! (Hope my grandkids never get hold of one of those!)
xo Sammie

Sierra Rose said...

Oh my my! That's a lot of pee pee or is it wee wee pix!

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Frankie Furter said...

Shame the Olympics are over. You two could have been on the OUI team.
PeeS... I have been having a bloggie problem so YOU might not be able to see tomorrow's post. Soooo (just in case) you gotta go see Ruby and Penny's blog... Penny is wearing her new collar slid. As Raymond said, "sparkly".

Niamh said...

I am most impressed by your OUI, WI capabilities boys. You have given me a great example to emulate.

Your friend,

Joe Stains said...

Go big or go home, we are going to watching the video!

Life With Dogs said...

Am I the only one who ducked?

You're looking like a snowman assassin in that last pic large one. :)

The OP Pack said...

Mango, we have lots of examples of oui, or wii, or wee. Some little pup goes wee wee wee all over the place:)

Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Peanut said...

nice wee shots.

Benny and Lily said...

agree...they should really rename it to tinkle. Since mom works with all the little criminals who are not adults yet, she would just love that site!
Keep her save Mango
Beny & Lily

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Living in a house full of girls, I am most impressed by your wide range of ouis. And I think your Mom has some unusual ways of spending her free time. I'm just saying...

*kissey face*

ScrapsofMe said...

It must be a guy thing, all this talk about bodily functions. I do like the discreet hidden by the snow bank photo. I personally like to have privacy when I releive myself, like behind the house, or at least turning my back on the world and looking the other way.

But, I'm not signing my name Bonnie the OUI/WII scottie today!

just plain Bonnie


The Musketeers said...

BOL ! who was the one who pee on the snow ? BOL ! isit pee wee ?

Twinkietinydog said...

We came laughing directly from Moose's blog and next thing I know my momma's screaming at your first line. What a way to phrase it. Ouchies our sides. You were very inspired today, oui?

Lorenza said...

What a OUI, WEE, WII, PEEPEE post!
Kisses and hugs

hero said...

That's a lot of OUI technique... an OUI school if you ask me.

Licks, hero


Oui think vous lost it.
oui will see u in class!

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

For some reason our mom calls it tinkie. And that movie Mango.. speechless.

Stella, Gunther and Betty

tula said...

Call the pole-lice. Yep everybody's doing it OUI OUI OUI! Pee WEE gets style points! show off...

Sending the mango a sneak peek of saturday.. check your OUImail.


Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Mango,
Oui Oui.. I agree that all these terms are so confusing!! Can't they come up with better names seriously??
Love the OUI techniques.. oh I have got to share with you my latest OUI position.. due to a matter of seriously unfortunate timing, I OUI'ed on my grandpapa last week. He squatted down at the exact spot I chose to pee (or wee??) and we had our backs to each other. He felt something warm trickling down his lower back. LOL...

ocmist said...

Did PeeWee oui, oui, oui all the way home like a good little piggy?

Mango, Dott oui's like you do with the little squat and just a bit of a leg lift cause she doesn't want to wet her dainty little foot!!! Snicker... She's going to be SOOO embarrassed that I told you this, but I owe her one! BG

Dory and the Mama said...

I never attempt to wonder why hoomans name things silly names :-)


Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

Oui mais... or yes but as the case may be... are you going to tell us what the "O" stands for? Or were we not paying attention? We hope the answer is OUI!

McGillicutty said...

Mango, you found me, brother!!!! I'm glad me Laciecakes sent you over. She's me lady!

Very thought provoking and deep post, man! OUI, Wee, Wii....wee being me most familiar of all. You crack me up!

As for the behind the snow pile oui...We do not get snow much in Mississippi (except this winter) but I learned one lesson... don't eat the yellow snow. Stick to the white.

Irish love,

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooo, or should I said Weeee, Oui, or Wii.... Mom said a bad word after that video.......
-Kira The BeaWootiful

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

wow--i guess WE never stopped and considered all the different uses for OUI!!!!

Mack said...

I see you made some nice oui oui on the snow!

Two Country Poodles said...

Love your wee or oui tutorial. Very informative. I wonder why the french is obsessed with wee?!?!

Out of curiousity (we asked momma first) and watched the movie. OH MY DOG...that is a childs toy....hmm....That is quite not right!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo & Foster Sibling Maggie Mae

Ludo van Doggy said...

About that doll... Can I just say, uuhhh...
I doesn't know much about drivings, and DUI's or OUI's I doesn't thinks we use them words.
~lickies, Ludo

The Army of Four said...

So... when Mom calls me her "wee little man".... oh, GROSS!!!! I've got to make her stop CALLING me that!
Play bows,

Pearl said...

Gosh Mango, oui think this is a very interesting post!

How are wii ever supposed to know how to spell wee when there are so many strange choices?!

PS I got my Mangominster goodies in the mail! THANK YOU! OUI love them!!!!!


Clive said...

Great post - we're still laughing! We needed some cheering up today!

take care
Clive and the NSLM

Marjie said...

The Oui around here is limited due to copious amounts of snow. We do not understand calling DUI OUI, but we do know that the 3 policemen in our little town are never far from our estate. They became most excited last fall when a bridge was being replaced and they could write traffic tickets for strangers traveling the wrong way on a one way street. (What's up with that, anyway? Were those folks driving 2 ways at once? My mastiff brain does not comprehend).


Princess said...

You need some girl oui!

1000 Goldens said...

You are so funny, and then when I saw your keyword label was "pee and poo" I almost died :)

Nuthatch... said...

Perhaps you should change your closing line to "Le Mango - mais oui!" bol

Mom says her co-workers couldn't figure out what she thought was so funny when she read your post as they thought she was working. Banking isn't normally that humourous.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

So does this mean you're going to start spelling your name Pee-Oui?

achieve1dream said...

LMAO!!! Hilarious!!