We subscribe to an online service called Crime Mapping which enables momma to be paranoid about all police activity within a five mile radius of our estate.
A very popular offense is one called OUI.
Now Momma says that this particular transgression used to be called DUI, but then I guess the French got involved and renamed it OUI. Now, why, I ask, would you choose a word that means YES in French to describe a most dangerous human activity? Huh?
And what's up with that other thing called WII which is not YES or drunk driving, but yet another technological money pit for more twenty first century types than myself?
But of course, at the end of the day, the WTF moment here is that it is all pronounced WEE!
WEE! Like tinkle, potty, pee pee, whatever. I mean really, who wants to see that people are being arrested for WEE'ing around town?
Hey! Wee is wee whether you spell it OUI or WII or whatever, right?
But meaning no disprespect to my French speaking pals, I thought I would see what it was like to oui instead of wee.
PeeWee (ha ha, his name has wee in it) wanted to try it too.
The discrete behind the snow bank oui.
Watering the ferns oui.
Full leg lift oui.
Token leg lift oui.
Snow removal oui.
That felt pretty good.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. If you want a related over the top WTF, check out this movie which is totally for real, I kid you not (warning R-rated for showing an anatomically correct doll - seriously).