Who likes getting their nails done? Don't all raise your paws at once!
I make momma take me to the V-E-T to get my nails done. I LOVE IT! Because I have convinced them that unless there is a constant supply of nommy foodables directed at my large and no chewing required mouth I will wiggle and squirm until it is impossible to give me a proper trim.
Shall we begin?
As you can see, production of large amounts of slobbers makes it possible to swallow gigantic pieces of jerky and also provides entertainments as it sprays and dribbles all over everything.
Uh oh, where did my treat dispenser go?
Hurry! I feel an uncontrollable desire to put my feet out of reach!
Watch an exciting live action movie of my pedicure here!
Finished at last. Nice tech lady, Maria, always does my nails. She has been my special manicurist like totally forever and is most speedy and wily.
Nevertheless, I did manage to get some slobbers on her hands, in her hair, and all over treat dispensing lady, hehehe.
I let Maria clean out my ears too. Of course then she couldn't resist taking a sample of the delightful things which I am cultivating inside my ears and told me I had the yeast and gave momma icky ear drops. I suppose that is her evil revenge for me getting slobbers in her hair.
Ready to go home when you are.
Treat dispenser lady left some foodables on the examination table. I managed to sneak a few off before she busted me and pocketed the rest. Drat!
Oops! Did I accidentally leave suds on the table edge? How thoughtless.
This is my bottom.
I was in such a hurry to leave that I didn't get to say goodbye to anybody, but when momma went back in to pay the bill, she got to talk to these two little mini-mastiffs. They work behind the counter at the V-E-T.
Check out that smokin hot gal on the left. I bet she would love livin with a full sized guy such as myself instead of that PeeWee boyfriend of hers.
Drive woman! To the estate!
Does momma look a little shell shocked? No worries, she always looks like that after paying the V-E-T bill.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Check out this dale I found on YouTube! Groovy! Although I don't know how he can stand living with that cackling human.
I am pretty sure this must be Miss Sophie! After all, she is speaking French, no?