Friday, April 30, 2010

Vaseline - Lubricant or Evil Jar of Goo?


There is evil afoot and it goes by the name of..... Vaseline!

Yes, that might look like an innocent item from the drug store....




But it is full of great horror! Demons unimaginable which must be kept at bay.

Here you see me warding off the jar as momma thrusts it at me with abandon. I believe having recently rubbed that very substance on her foot she has absorbed it's dark powers. How else to explain the torment of her favorite doggie





The Relentlessly Thick of Skull knows not of the danger. Either that or his head is so thick that the gelatinous incubus does not penetrate.





BEGONE! BEGONE I SAY!





Watch this movie if you dare.




Did you see how it made the RH attack me? My heretofore peaceful and happy go lucky life is no more!

Dexter done!

43 comments:

Tibby said...

Hi Dexter!
That Vaseline stuff sure looks scary! I'm glad you survived to tell us all about it!
:) Tibby

the booker man said...

dexter,
that was the most ookey video thingie i have seen in a super long time. i think i'm gonna have nightmares about vaseline goo tonight. i feel your pain, dude.
*woof*
the booker man

Dory and the Mama said...

"Shivers"

Dory....

"Shivers"

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Earworm alert....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OSlj_J6CCQ

I was khwite partial to where RH knighted woo Sir PeeWee of LabraDorkDom

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Aniemother said...

Hee hee hee!

mayziegal said...

Oh my...I had no idea about that vaseline stuffs! I'm so very much glad you warned me! Although I haves to admit, I'm a little skeered now.

Would you do me a favors and let Mango know that I used a picture of him for my bloggie for a very important PSA? I hope it's okay with him.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Heather and Ellie said...

Yipes, Dexter! From now on I will definitely watch out for that evil stuff.
I have never smelled it before, but I'll trust your judgment.
Thanks for warning us all, buddy!

Love,
Ellie

Busby and Raymond said...

We are wondering why the Labradude is so freaked out by the vaseline? How odd!

By the way, we mention you guys (and Mango's bra) in our blog today. Drop by if you get a chance. Happy Friday!

Eric said...

Yikes has Mango secreted some suds into the vaseline pot ? That's made you go bananas ? Weird or what.

Wiry wags Eric xx

Hey Mango teehee ..have you noticed when Lacie opens her north and south to SHRIEEEK its xactly the same size as her rear end? !!!

OOh and my veri word is RUMPO!!

Schwang said...

Oh Dexter, are you being a bit of a drama king? Miss M. pretends to be afraid of a lot of things (lemons, the electric toothbrush, big stuffed animals) but when she thinks we're not looking she sits right next to it. Though that last shot was particularly ominous.

Tank said...

Oh great -I'm trying to catch a lion in the jungle that is Overland Park, KS AND figure out how I can get banana splits every afternoon like Remington... now I have to worry about Vaseline too? My life has become way too complicated:(

Maggie and Mitch said...

Hey, I saw some of that stuff in our medicine chest! I wonder if it wards off PIA Airebrothers? hummmmm
Thanks for the idea, guys!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Frankie Furter said...

EEWWWWWWWW... I'll be up all night after this. What was your mom going to do with it??? Vasalinectomy???? Better warn Mango. He still has all that junk in HIS trunk.

Lola said...

I had no idea what dangers could be lurking in the medicine cabinet. I'll have to warn the humans. And maybe the cats.

wags, Lola

dewdana said...

DOH and RH both must have soaked up the sinister substance and now they are like some kinda jelly zombies coming for you. I hope Master has not been infected! You are very brave though and mount a most impressive defense against the stuff!

pam said...

We thinks Mango may have been telling you to use inside voice please.

Bobo and Meja

Alphini's Puppy Raiser said...

First Alfie practically calls 9-1-1 on me for using FINGERNAIL POLISH...now I discover that VASELINE is dangerous...whatever would we do without you doggies to keep us humans safe?!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Thunder wants to know if it will help him ward off his pesky sister if he lathers himself in that Vaseline?

Woos, the OP Pack

Gus said...

hmmmm...I do not understand the problem. Now if it was that VICKS stuff that smells funny, I might get it. But Vaseline. That is what they put on Baby Butts and stuff. How is it evil? Help me DexterDude, I am merely a terrier and naturally confoosed.

gussie

Wild Dingo said...

A weapon of mass lubrication! Dex you are so perceptive.

houndstooth said...

The HORROR! Good heavens, Dexter, you live in a house of horrors! First the RH is tormented by that devilish bag, then that creepy clock and now they're trying to suck your brains out with that vasoline! Run for your life, young Dexter, and don't look back!

Bunny

Kari in WeHo said...

wow that is super scary

Lorenza said...

Hi, Dexter!
Thanks for telling us about the effects of vaseline! It is scary!
I hope Mango is back to normal now!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Samantha said...

Okay... what happened to the creepy clock thingy? And now you gotta deal with this vasel..ne junk? What's up wit that c@##$%^??? I'm gonna be worried bout you all weekend! Jeesshhh!
Sammie

Sierra Rose said...

Oh Dexter! What? You ok pal? Not going to try the Vaseline sniff test...too afraid. Eeeeeeks!

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Benny and Lily said...

Oh dexter you are acting lilke my Lily!! BOL
Benny & Lily

Mr Koda MD said...

That stuff obviously holds some special power that makes its victims crazy! Outside voices definately required!!!!!!!!

Stay away if I were you...


Koda

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Oh no, run, run far away!
Sally Ann

ocmist said...

Do you KNOW what Vets do with vaseline?!? You DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!! Dexter is right, in this case, to be ready to attack or run! OC

tula said...

hey dex.. i know the number to framingham's animal control.. you want me to call? although, when used correctly, vaseline can soften your lips! just sayin.

TULA

Abby said...

Hi, Dexter...

Hmmm...Creepy Clown Clocks & now the dreaded Vaseline Monster...

What's going on at the Estate???

Abby xxxooo

Mack said...

That Vaseline looks scawie!

Better be careful or momma will use it on YOUR feet next!!

hero said...

I better watch out for that thingy... it sure looks scary from your experience... just like mine with the Roomba monster.

Licks, hero

Huskee and Hershey said...

I recall seeing one of those in the cabinet... I will find a chance to dump it into the trash bin when the mom's not watching... thanks for the warning Dexter!

And Mango, R.U.N!!!

Niamh said...

We had no idea that vaseline could be so evil. Thanks for the warning Dexter. We will try to make sure that none of the wicked stuff gets rubbed on anyone here!

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Asta said...

Dextew
Oh the howwow!!!!
I can hawdly stand to look
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay my brother tucker the other vizsla wunse opend and ayt an entire bottel of that stuf and he ashoors me it is in fakt kwite a gud lubrikant indeed!!! pee ess i like the noo luk!!! ok bye

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Oh silly Dexter, Vaseline is great. It would really help you with your problem of getting lipstick on your teeth. That's a modeling secret from me to you.

xoxo
Pumpkin

1000 Goldens said...

Oh crap, you are so cute Dexter! You told Momma, didn't you :)

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

That's too funny. How does one find out that Vaseline is such a scary substance?! I have many fears, so will add that to my list!
AireKisses,
BabyRD

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

i liked mango's take down!

twinkietinydog said...

I'm with Dexter on this video!!!
Twinkie

achieve1dream said...

BOL!!!! I do that when my mom brings out the fingernail polish and remover. Grrr!

Jackal