Sure, I know that Master Chew Sits is not like Arid Zona or Floor Duh or Taxes, but it can still get hot and anything above 70 degrees is too hot for the Mango. I am a most sensitive being. THIS is ridiculous! I mean that thermometer is in the SHADE for Pete's sake.
I sought out the shady part of my estate, but I was still overcome and almost fainted! Oh help!
I FINALLY convinced stupid momma to turn on the AC already and in a strange display of generosity, she set the thermostat for 76 degrees (perhaps a bit too much sun on her as well).
I quickly positioned myself thusly on the kitchen floor to maximize cooling exposure on my boiling innards.
Look! Even PeeWee felt faint. Yuh, like he wouldn't even play tennis ball. Now THAT's hot.
After a time, I noticed that momma had setup the oscillating fan to move the cool air about and managed (just) to drag myself in front of it and enjoy it's restorative breeze.