I have been trying to piece together what really happened whilst I was at camp, but all I have to go on is what is inside the flashy beast, so bear with me.
First I found this photo of what appears to possibly be some sort of transport device for lazy humans who do not want to walk to their destinations.
Then, this! Huh? Momma went all the way to the South Pacific? No wonder she looks so tired. That is very far west of Rt. 495 and certainly too hot for the Mango.
I hear that place is populated with singing and dancing sailors and full orchestras.
New Jersey? I have heard of that before. I was unaware that it was located underground.
Hey! It's Grandpa. I can read the sign too, it says Stevens Institute of Technology. I had to google that to find out more. Apparently it is some nerd training camp. Looks like they left the gates open. Uh oh. The nerds will be running amok in New Jersey! Hang on to your iPhones!
Perhaps that whole college thing is just a cover because here I see Grandpa inspecting the canon strategically aimed at New York City. Not a bad idea since that Snake Plisskin chap might try to escape at any moment. "All right, get your machine ready, I'm coming out."
Who are these old guys and why is Grandpa sitting with them? Allegedly they are having something called a "college reunion." Yuh, like from 60 years ago. Are you kidding me? No wonder they all look tired. I bet they had to take class notes on stone tablets.
Is it my imagination or does one of those aging nerds have an alien beam shooting out of his head? I hope momma did not get too close to him.
Ah ha! I KNEW it! Momma and Miss Asta! And now I recognize Asta's luxury penthouse. And it looks like momma is giving her (gasp) FOODABLES!
And a massage?
Then I found a picture of this sink hole filled with tables and some gold colored guy in a swimming pool. This is getting curiouser and curiouser.
Wow! Grandpa is way up high! Are those giant sneeze guards in front of him? Doesn't seem like much of a salad bar if you ask me.
Huh? Grandma was there too?
Whoa Nellie! That appears to be a dog park to end all dog parks. The Mango could most certainly would have had fun leaving his Mango-ness all over that place. I even spot a little lake for PeeWee to cool his labraself.
Well, I am still unclear as to what all these photos mean and I think I am kind of glad that I was safe at camp and not being exposed to giant golden people and ancient alien nerds, but I am sorry that I did not get to visit Miss Asta.
Maybe next time...
Oh! You didn't think I would post with zero photos of my large and handsome self did you? Here is a favorite from my archives for your viewing pleasure.