Welcome to my most relentlessly huge and big adventure. An adventure so big, it will take five whole days to tell! We can begin...
It all started innocently enough. I, Mango, decided that as long as it was going to be super hot, I might as well be hot someplace more fun than my boring estate with just stupid PeeWee to amuse me.
So I was thrilled when Dennis the Vizsla Dog invited me to his estate for a holiday.
I decided to bring along my good pal and fellow full sized doggie, El'bow, for company and figured Miss Tula could do with a trip as well. Sure, PeeWee too, why not?
Soon we were enjoying the sunshine by the pool and having a most happy time.
Unbeknownst to me, Dennis had also invited Miss Mercy who, for reasons that I cannot comprehend, seems to have developed a bit of a crush on stupid PeeWee.
Can't imagine what she sees in him, but I suppose the little black wishing he were bigger dude appreciated the attentions.
But my reverie was short lived as no sooner had I rubbed in five gallons of SPF 652 sun block, then who should show up but Tanner and Tank?
Tanner was most agitated having apparently just witnessed a most alarming site which I will relate to you thusly.
Tanner was just flying around, minding his own business as he is wont to do when he spotted something peculiar and requiring closer inspection.
Donning his cloak of invisibility, he zoomed in for a closer look and discovered THIS!
Why it is none other than Miss Khyra, but what ho? I thought that she went out every weekend in the Xterra to rescue orphan dogs, but there appears to be extra cargo strapped to the roof.
Yes, friends, cargo with suspicious and disturbing labels alluding to my Mango-ness.
No sooner had she driven out of site, then Chrome and Zep came plodding up the highway with Twink and Frankie riding high on even more crates. These, too, having contraband implying labels.
Alert readers will be asking themselves, "Hey, Mango, how did Tanner take those photos if he was all flying around in space like that?"
I will tell you, he most certainly did NOT take those photos. No, the little spy was being spied upon by Tank who was out combing the countryside for squirrels.
Tank flagged Tanner down and they agreed to wait until dark descended to creep ever closer to the caravan and make discoveries.
After nightfall, they did just that, ever closer, ever closer, until nearly upon the xterra which they illuminated in a blaze of glory to be confronted by a site, oh pups, cover your eyes, a sight so horrifying that I can barely look at it in digitals.
AAAAHHHHH! It is Iron Dog Loki guarding the xterra. When did he take up with Miss Khyra? Can this be the result of his get in the car training?
Tanner and Tank barely made it away with their small selves.
No wonder Tanner is so upset.
What does it all mean? What should the Mango do next? Stay tuned...
Mango Man! Oh yeah!