Friday, July 16, 2010

My Big Adventure; The Conclusion

Readers, friends, fellow doggies, here is the final and happy making entry in my big adventure saga.

Dennis the Vizsla was able to summon his remote control private jet for us to begin transport back to our various estates.

Out on the tarmac, I saw that all my pals, including Khyra, Norwood, Twinkie, Frankie, and even Loki were back to normal.

What had caused them to go so wrong? What had caused them to turn on the Mango and join The Beast on her mission to create Mango and El'bow and Anakin foodables?

I can only assume, that like the vibrating lady on that picture box, True Blood, she bewitched them. But with her gone, they were no longer functioning robots, but just regular doggies (at least I didn't stumble upon them in a nekked orgy like the humans on that very HBO show). Ick, some things cannot be unseen.

That Dennis private jet is bigger than it looks. Hey! I guess he picked up Chrome and Zep from the amusements park.

Unaccustomed to free champagne, Frankie overindulged and, well, guess she won't remember much of the flight.

Tank, well, he seemed a bit disappointed with our adventure. Most ungrateful, but perhaps he and Miss Mercy have made a connection.

PeeWee and Norwood volunteered to pilot with Twinkie to assist. Tanner, on the other hand, opted to travel home in his own peculiar way.

As for me? I settled in with El'bow, Anakin, and the ladies for a nice, comfy ride.

But what of The Beast, you ask?

What could have caused her to leave her enterprise with such haste?

Checking my peemail, I saw a message from the Wolfies with photos enclosed....

Seems now that alien dog Groucho has recovered from his boo boo he decided to invite The Beast out on a date.

And the start of a new business enterprise.

Ruh roh.

Thus concludes my most big and excellent adventure.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Here is a linky list of my pals who participated in my big adventure so you can visit them.


Those Elgin Pugs said...

We have been on the edges of our seats waiting to find out what our brother has or hasn't gotten himself's into's!!

We are laughing so hard and Mommy is snorting like us!!!!!!

She even's let us stay up late/get up early?? We's not sure's..
to find out what happened!!!!!
We made some poppy corns and choked it down laughing so hards!!!

We's still can't belief's Anakins is all tuff stuffs now helping his big selfs out!!
When he gets back 'dats all we's gonna being hearing 'bouts!!

Yous adventures was pawsome and we smell a sequel!!!

Josie & Izzy

ocmist said...

We are so glad that everyone got out of this adventure OK!!! We are REALLY glad that our friends are back to being their sweet, wonderful selves again, and that our little wayward Miss is heading home.

We shared this whole adventure with Papa and GrandPaw Robert and they were on the edge of their seats, too!

We aren't sure whether to hug her or ground her for the next year or two! She DID help you escape, Mr. Mango, but if we let her get away with it altogether, she'll be trying something like this again soon, we fear! OC, Dott & BG (The adults around here!)

El'bow and Hauwii said...

glad these no more el'bow smoothies
but i was just wondering what does they tast like?

well it was fantasic mango great job
well gonna repond my 57462565855585
unread blog

El'bow & Hauwii

tula said...

Whewwwww.. lacie is a true beastie. geezh onto the next victim. but we haven't landed in Massachewsitts yet. do those pilots know where they're going?? woo know how crackah dogs are!

um.. can woo tell khyra to move her bubble ovah? i don't have my mental leader on to control myself. tank u.


Heather and Ellie said...

Oh Mango so glad everything turned out okay! Looks like a cushy flight back home. It's good to know our friends are back to normal!

houndstooth said...

I just knew The Beast had to be behind it all! I'm so glad all you dogs perservered and made your escape. That's one swanky plane Dennis has, too!


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

All's well that ends well as they say!

What a long strange trip it's been -

PeeEssWoo: Please to tell TM I khan't khontrol my phloof let alone my bubble!

Kari in WeHo said...

that was a very big, very crazy adventure

Busby and Raymond said...

An excellent adventure it was!

Lola said...

Oh, that was most exciting! Yes, it was probably the maenad that caused all those personality changes. That explains it all quite logically. Sooo...are you being picked up for another season? It's just crying out for a sequel, isn't it?

wags, Lola

Marjie said...

A convertible and a private jet?!! You guys must be like that Donald Trump dude. It was quite the great adventure!


Maggie and Mitch said...

This has been quite the adventure!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Anonymous said...

Whew, I am Most Relieved that everything (and everybuddy) is back to normal. And I thinks you should thank your lucky suds that you have a furend (Dennis) who has access to all the same stuff that James Bond does. Hey! Do you think Dennis' dada is a secret agent man?

Wiggles & Wags,

Heather and Pumpkin said...

I saw that show True Blood on the TeeVee too and I was most disturbed. I do like the person who can turn into a dog. He can open his own can of dog food with his person hands, then change into a dog and enjoy it.


Anonymous said...

Yeah, how come there were no squirrels?

Great story anyway... thanks for taking me along for the ride!

Agatha and Archie said...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? WE DON"T READ FOR FIVE DAYS AND ALMOST MISSED THE WHOLE THING!! but we went backwards and all are wicked laughing!!!!! Whew that was a lot of work!!!! Love and kisses A+A

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

So much fun on your adventure!!! Wish we could have joined you too. You sure never know what to expect when Lacie is around.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Maggie Mae said...

What an adventure Mango! I am exhausted just from reading it! Can I go on the next one....Please?? :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We're sort of amazed that any transport device obtained from Dennis' estate actually got you to your desired destinations, but I guess every once in a million tries something of Dennis' has got to go where it is supposed to... Anyway, I'm glad you got home safe and sound, and weren't made into smoothies.

BTW, ignore the offer to come visit. It was 93 today, and because we live in the mountains and aren't supposed to have heat like that, we don't have air conditioning, and we are a wee bit on the toasty side...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy

PeeEss: My verification word is 'watchout' - I wonder if that is sort of like a fortune cookie. And what should I watch out for? Hmm.

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my word..we are hysterical. That chair did make your butt look big.. BOL. Love it!!
Benny & Lily

Lorenza said...

Hmmm... I am not so sure Groucho knows what he is doing!!
I loved your adventure, Mango!
Kisses and hugs

Holly and Khady said...

Maybe you will wake up tomorrow and find out it was all just some, strange, freaky dream!!


Mr Koda MD said...

Mango, you will be resting for months to chase away all that exertion from your big adventure!

I'm glad Twinkie was allowed in the cockpit, very reliable.

True Blood is one of Mother Dearests favourite tv shows! She says the books are weird tho...

Happy Weekend

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Aha...kind of figured something like this was the case. Sure was quite an exciting tale!!

Well I am a tad disappointed. Lacie just can't be trusted I guess.:>(

Rufus and Indie said...

OMD!!! We want a private jet like that!

Rufus and Indie

dewdana said...

Miss mercy dumped pee wee? poor lil dude. Glad Khyra and Loki are back to normal too I thought they had forever been recruited into the Beast's klan of evil-doers! Dennis' plane looks pretty posh, espescially back in the Mastiff section...

Joe Stains said...

Dangit, Tanner made it home. Couldn't you have crashed that jet right into him? He is certainly a big enough target! He had a blast though, and I enjoyed his absence tremendously.

the booker man said...

i'm so glad it's a happy ending for everybuddy!! i need to get one of those super cool private jet thingies like dennis has!
the booker man

Anonymous said...

An excellent adventure Dude!

woo woo, Tessa

Anonymous said...

!!!!!!!BEWARE of the 2nd comment above my first one, the Asian comment leads to a blogsite that will give your computer a virus!!!!!!!

Hopefully Mango's Mom will consider removing it!!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay that jet is pretty sweet isnt it??? i can only yooze it on offishul dennises pig powders bizness tho so shhhh dont tel ennywun i yoozd it to transport my frends arownd the wurld!!! ok bye

AFSS said...

What an excellent adventure. ~Fenris

Dory and the Mama said...

What a very awesome adventure Mango!!

Smileys & Snuggles!
Dory, Bilbo and Jacob

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

UM...DUDE...Scruffy here...this was terrierfying...I dunno even what to say...cept we see Mumsie gigglin' for the first time in like days....haven't even seen her smile up to now, much less giggle...

And for that and many other things, we are thankful....

Pawslaps, Mango...


Asta said...

Doo to my widicoolously tiwed and busy hoomom , I have only now been able to wead all youw fantabolous adventoowe..oh my dog..i wish i would have been thewe instead of wif thousands of hoomans yakking and dwinking themselves silly at my house had me scawed a couple of times,thank dog fow a happy making ending
smoochie kisses