Tuesday, July 13, 2010

My Big Adventure Journey and Arrival at a Curious Destination

I decided that the only thing to do was to track down the caravan of contraband (hey, that kind of has a ring to it) to learn for my large and inquisitive self exactly what purpose they were having.

Tank was able to hot wire Dennis Dada car and we were away!

I told Miss Mercy that she had to stay behind as we would no doubt encounter danger and it would be no place for a sweet little lady such as herself. She reluctantly agreed to wait patiently with Tucker and Trouble Kitty.

Tanner rode point in order to direct us to the exact spot of disturbing sites.









Now as you can see, it was a bit of a snug fit in Dada car and being as how I am a total international celebrity, it concerned me that our approach would not go unnoticed.

Lucky for me, we found some nifty disguises in the glove compartment.

Wow! I don't even recognize myself.







And apparently neither did our quarry, because we were able to quickly fall in line behind the caravan in a most stealthy and not looking at all like a car full of doggies kind of way.







We overtook slow pokes Chrome and Zep and caught up with the leader of the pack. That being Miss Khyra in the xterra in case you forgot.

Seemed like kind of a long drive, but Khyra was nice enough to stop for bio breaks, allowing us to follow suit.

As we drove further we crossed into a place that had a familiar and spine tingling ring to it... Pennsylvania. Now why would that word make the Mango nervous?








The xterra slipped into a warehouse parking lot and we disembarked, abandoning our disguises which had become a bit tedious to photoshop.


El'bow, Tank, PeeWee, and Tula went around back.

Lookie! A big truck with... huh? Norwood in the driver's seat! What is this place? Skool?

Is he learning back up?






To be continued...

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

41 comments:

Lola said...

This is tail tingling suspense, Mango. And why DOES Pencilvania make you nervous, I wonder? All I know about it is that they invented something called cheesesteak there, so I figure it must be a wonderful place and the home of culinary genius. I don't know how I'm going to get through the day waiting for the next installment.

wags, Lola

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Whoa! We are tuckered just reading about your adventure. Glad it's to be continued so we can take a nap...

Smooches,
Stella, Gunther and Betty

Pee S, ya couldn't find a larger vehicle?

tula said...

Oh Mango! woo mean between the seven of us fools- we fell in the evil trappings of miss floofie tail. AND to find out Norweed's involved! this is not good. not good i tell ya!

hey, can i keep my disguise?!!

until the next episode...

TULA

Angie said...

LOL...you guys are too funny!!!

Sam and Pippen said...

This is a most wonderful adventure, Mango! We can hardly wait for tomorrow's episode...

Sam and Pippen

Heather and Ellie said...

What an exciting installment! I can hardly wait to find out what Khyra and co. are doing with Mango furs, DNA etc. I don't have a clue!

Tank said...

Still trying to get the knots out of my windblown furs Mango, but it was so worth it! I'm gonna try hot wiring a squirrel this afternoon... BOL

Ms. ~K said...

Enjoying the adventure!
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

Samantha said...

Hmmmmnnnn - da plot thickens. I like all the disguises, all ready for you in the glovebox no less!!! I am waiting with baited breath (what IS that anyway?) to find out what Madama Khyra is up to. Will be checking back tomorrow if I get enough sleep - hard when this gives me night/daymares.
Hugs xoxoxo
Sammie

achieve1dream said...

Hehehehehehe this is getting goooooood.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay yes the groucho glasses disgize is impenetrabul all rite!!! ok bye

Roo said...

Pennsylvania? Is that like Transylvania? Like where humans have fangs and dogs become their owners? Yikes! Careful Mango and the gang!

In suspense,
Roo

Busby and Raymond said...

We're feeling a bit sorry for Tanner riding point. That cracked us up about Norwood sucking up to the teacher.

Wild Dingo said...

First Loki NOW Norwood is in cahoots with MFT Khyra? Diabolical!

Tula's pegged that Norwood correctly: goody-goody on the outside to the trainer dudes, cracker on the inside to all the rest of us! Never trust a cracker.

that truck looks like a truck we trained in at skool too. we had to jump in and out of one and some of the doggies had to stay in the truck as it got driven around. for reals! be careful. perhaps there's a terrorist pup nap about to go down!!!

whatever could be in that truck? We'll staytuned for As The Mango Turns!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Wouldn't that be Kharavan of Khontraband?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: If we head ovFUR the mountains, I bet we'll hear the unmistakable sounds of a beastly blender - we need to stay away from DaBurgh!

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my word this is such a fun adventure and quite hysterical. I think you guys need to upgrade to a mini van. BOL..Pennsylvania has Amish people and Hershey's chocolate.. Can't wait for tomorrow
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

Uh oh! I have a feeling I know what lurks around the next bend! It wouldn't happen to be The Beast, would it?

Bunny

Cookie said...

Oh, wow, Mango! This is so interesting! I can't wait to see what happens next!

PS: I'm having big problems! I STILL can't get my prize from 1000Goldens! I don't know what to do! Please email me at cookiethestoopid@gmail.com. :)

Grand Bisous!
Cookie

Ludo van Doggy said...

OMD Mango, I can barely bear the suspense. Or does that be bearly bare? hm.
Anyways, I casnot believe that Khyra would be up to anything bad, so I has faith.
~lickies, Ludo

Alphini's Puppy Raiser said...

On the edge of my seat awaiting the next instalment!

Sam said...

Ah, glad to see you are back to your old tricks. It can't be called "Mango's Great Adventures" without the Adventures.

Eric said...

Yikses Mango, you're in that Transil Vanyia place? Did the Sat Nag take you the wrong way? Now tell me ..can you can hear the click clack of you know who's crochetting needles making her Lacie Lacies for Victoria Secrets??? Have you noticed they use a relentlessly huge amount of lacie materials in their big back end portion?

Better get back within your force field Mango lickety spit.

Worried....Eric xx

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my God, Mango - what's with those DISGUISES??!! :-)

Kari in WeHo said...

those disguises were funny

Frankie Furter said...

Mango my dear furend, If you are serious about the Green Bean thingy.. I don't have YOUR email addy butt here is mine
frankiefurter(AT)wildblue(DOT) NET

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh no, looks like our worst fear is coming true - you all need to turn around and head north fast.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Yep, those TOTALLY look like disguises provided by Dennis! Cool convertible! Since Mom is all into the car racing thing, the only convertible we have is a car with no passenger seat (and no headlights, tail lights, or remotely legal license plates). *sigh* But whatever that car is, it it REALLY fast, if you got from Dennis-Land to Pennsylvania in one day!!! We are are waiting with bated breath (no baited breath tonight - Mom ate all the salmon before we got anymore...) for updates!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the seriously mutant puppy

BRUTUS said...

Geez, Mango - your adventures are off the chart! You never know who is going to show up in them! Let me know if you run into any Flat Bruti out there - one was (*gasp*)stolen last weekend!

Snorts-
Brutus & Carmen

doyle and mollie said...

loving it...

Dory and the Mama said...

Ooooooooo...this keeps getting better and better!! We can't wait to see what happens tomorrow!!!


Smileys & Snuggles!
Dory, Jacob and Bilbo

Lorenza said...

Wow!
More please!!!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

mayziegal said...

Oh, this is the Most Best Adventure that ever, ever was! I wish I didn't have to wait so long to see what happens next! I might just die from the suspense!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. Does Khyra's mom know she has the Xterra?

dewdana said...

Noooo Mango! It is a trap! You gotta get outta there...
I was totally fooled by your disguises though.

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Hey mango
Nice try with the disguises... Btw they only worked in 1920. You can't out smart miss floofie tail with that! Hold onto your nards, I'm about to derail your big plans with your extra large crew! Muuuuoooaaahh! All i can say is the world might be greener tomorrow and it's not b/c you used your natural gas to power your vehicle!
Norweed

Tucker said...

Are your visiting Frankie Furter, he lives in PEnny sil Vania right? If so, what out for his lawn decorations and his overgrown corn.

woof - Tucker

Marjie said...

Hey! We totally saw that car go past! That was you guys???? Great disguises.

Drools,
Thor

Joe Stains said...

Uh OH PAWSLYVANIA, Mom ran from that place 14 years ago and never looked back! Ominous and Scary indeed. I cannot BELIEVE you let Tanner navigate. seriously.

ocmist said...

Oh, THANK YOU, Mango, for leaving her at your estate while you go to find out what dastardly things are going on! I really appreciate your being able to talk her into doing that because she can be awfully hard headed at times! Mercy's Mama Dott

ocmist said...
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ocmist said...

STAY here?! Stay HERE!? With Tucker and Trouble Kitty? I think NOT!!! I didn't come all the way across the country to NOT be near my Honey Bunny! I'm no wimpy little princess that can't hold my own in an adventure! We will see about THIS!

Mercy

Deborah said...

WOW, what have I been missing, you guys are having so much fun!
xxoo
Deborah