Wednesday, July 14, 2010

My Big Adventure; a Shocking Discovery and Capture

Welcome back to my relentlessly huge adventure.

As you recall, in our last installment, we had arrived at a large warehouse in a place called Pennsylvania only to discover teacher's pet suck up dog Norwood driving about in a large and made to carry big boxes truck.

More investigation was in order.

Finding a point of entry into the warehouse itself, I was shocked and horrified to see an entire stockpile of Mango-ness!

Crate upon crate of Mango DNA, Mango suds, Mango goobers, even Mango dingleberries and signage indicating foodables made with, gasp, real Mango bits! Here, friends, is the hive, the hub, the hot spot of all those evil and not to be eaten foodables which advertise contents of Mango.

And atop the waiting to be shipped crates was that Loki! Loki, who I thought was my pal, Loki who I used to admire, Loki the traitor!

My crew was right behind me and before I could warn them away, down came the warehouse gates with a spine vibrating crash and noxious gases were released into the vicinity.

Just a few breaths and we were all helpless, unconscious, paralyzed. All of us! Even you, Dennis!

Dexter here! I am taking over for now because you know who idiot big stupid dog got snookered and passed out and I was almost caught as well, but thank goodness Miss Mercy had followed us and she revived ME, just ME, not any other doggie all of whom are currently unconscious.... DENNIS!

Once the gases had cleared, Norwood and Loki loaded our companions into a wheelbarrow and dumped them unceremoniously in a dungeon cell.

Whereupon they came to their various "senses" and were kind of ticked off.

As for me? Hey, I considered my labraself lucky to be rid of the Relentlessly Doing Stupid things and Miss Mercy and I headed back to the estate for some R&R.

That would be me and Miss Mercy, alone, just us, with no vizslas.

Hey guys! Ever get a live in girlfriend? It seems like a good idea at first, but within no time they turn on you. Yeah, gone are the heart shaped word bubbles and in comes the nagging.

OK, so we have to save stupid Mango and his dumb friends. I get it, let's go see what we have to achieve a rescue with.

Knowing that Dennis Dada is kind of nerdy, I suspected his trunk might be full of useful gadgets to use in our mission. I was not disappointed.

And we were away!

Dennis wanted to stop at Dorney Park along the way, but he was told there were no dogs allowed.

As we drove by, I spotted Chrome and Zep launching on one of the Dorney Park rides. Seems like donkeys and horses are allowed which seems kind of unfair, but at least that makes two less ruffians to deal with when we get back to the creepy warehouse.

To be continued...

Dexter done!


violett said...

Hey Mango, we think the whole day of you. We eat all the time of Mango icecream.

Your adventures are excellent. We laugh to us a hole in the belly.

tula said...

oh man, i like the wrong dude-- should have gone with the labradork!

is it wrong that i enjoyed a mango smoothie yestahday?! it was yummie & refreshing!

Hey Dennis, no time fur funballs @ Dorney Park. Focus! Focus! think of us as tennis balls!


Maggie Mae said...


This is such an exciting adventure all of you are on! I can't waits to see what happens next.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Tucker said...

Dexter's on the couch and Mango's in Jail.. Oh no... did thier brains get switched?

woof - Tucker

Anonymous said...

GASP! Oh, the horror! THE HORROR!

Horrified wiggles & wags,

dewdana said...

I am shocked that dexter does not always carry a gas mask since he lives with the Mango! Lucky that Miss Mercy was there! He he he I love the couch scene. Hope Master does not get mad about the lawn. When I lived in the north east no one parked on the lawn but for some reason down here in the south that seems to be the purpose of a lawn... to park on it! I don't get it... but I digress! As long as you don't peel out of there I bet he won't even notice!
p.s. as someone known as 'Gadget Girl' I can not wait to see the gadgets! Gadgets make everything better ;-)

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

We passed Dorney Park TWICE on Sunday as we headed to Rocky's Pawty!

Oh to be out in THAT heat -


PeeEssWoo: Auntie Di already started whining about the humidity making her hair poof as soon as she went outside in Philadelphia fur a bit - she'll be in FINE shape by the time she gets to Harrisburg!

Lola said...

I wonder what this facility really is? What are they going to do with Mango now that they have the real thing? Would his captors take a young male Pei in exchange for one or more of the prisoners? Nothing but questions. No answers.

wags, Lola

Minna Krebs said...

Oh my gosh...I will be on pins and needles until tomorrow.......will they be rescued in time???


Wild Dingo said...

Has Khyra launched a marketing scheme, capitalizing on The Relentlessly Huge Brand: Mango? Has she hired Norwood and Loki as henchmen to her diabolical empire? I sense a "cease and desist" letter coming from The Mango Estate very soon.

darn I'm gonna miss tomorrow's episode!

Frankie Furter said...

I'm gonna have night mares I tell you. This is awful. SCARES the Furs right off me.. no..That was the groomer. Well, I'm darned scared anyway.

Heather and Ellie said...

Mango in JAIL?? This is an outrage! Dexter, we're relying on you, Miss Mercy and Dennis to free Mango and his friends! Dexterdog to the rescue!

Anonymous said...

I'm just a little dog... I can't be unconscious too long or I won't have any brain cells left.

Getting stupider by the minute,

Mimi and CC Cabana said...

Dexter and Mango, be good to your hu-momma. She might need to run away and become a writer for Hollywood dramas. Her mind is a terrible thing to waste--she should be making millions with that creativitiy!

achieve1dream said...

LMAO!!!!!!!! My horse and donkey know how to have fun! Poor Dexter. Your honeymoon didn't last very long at all. Oh well. We wanna know how you save Mango anyway.

Mack said...

Everybody needs a bag o stuff! Leave it to Dada....

Samantha said...

Hurry Dexter! Poor Mango in that tiny jail with the others! Whooooo - spine tingling stuff here - I'm with Dewdana on the gas mask situ - that's funny heheh! Hope Dexter's got it all in hand by now - can't wait to see what happens next!
Hugs xo

houndstooth said...

BOL! I thought Mango said that cell wasn't big enough for his nards the first time I read that! *wipes away tears of mirth* What a funny story that would have turned out to be!

I knew Dexter would save the day!


Anonymous said...

Well the nerv of them guys tryin to sell yer Mangoness and not givin you a cut!! Oh yeah and also the gas and goin to jale wuz bad too. But to not git enny munny!! Bad dawgs!!

Yer pal Dozer

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

You think Dennis' dad is "kind of nerdy"?!? Dennis is named after a minor character in a Monty Python movie, and you think his Dad is only KIND OF nerdy?!? *ahem* I, for one, am glad to see that his Dad has lived up to his reputation, and provided you with an ACME Bag O' Stuff. In the meantime, we'll boycott any Mango-related products, just to show our support. Oh, and Dennis, we've got lots of tennis balls, if you want to come visit...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy

Pearl said...

I am on the edge of my seat, Mango!

I still suspect that there may be a certain Lakie behind all of this.

hehe... behind. Get it? Lacie's behind?



The Teacher's Pets said...

Hey Mango!
Thanks for being one of my newest followers! I'd been following you fur a long time and wondered when you were going to come over and visit us and I'm so glad you joined in! I've been hearing you are a very famous dude so I feel sooo honored to have you as a friend!
What an exciting adventure you had! Whew! I'm tired just from reading about it so I bet you are tired too!

3 doxies said...

Oh dis is just da best sory's like reading a comic book...I mean not dat I read those things though.
What evers will tommorow bring.


Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Sure glad you are going to go back and rescue Mango, Dex. You would be so bored without him. he he

As for the oven on when it is HOT. Mom thinks she needs to bake a cake for whoever has a Birthday at work. Crazy old Women. She works with all men so she never gets a cake...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Busby and Raymond said...


Kari in WeHo said...

oh man its getting crazy!

doyle and mollie said...

we are so enjoying this... arf arf arf

Those Elgin Pugs said...


We's be on 'da edges of our seats!!

We's just got alls ketchup's and now 'dis!!!!!! A big coat hanger!! Or is it cliff ..ciff hangers!! 'dats its!!

Oh's we just can't stands!! don't make us waits!!
Izzy and I tinks yous girlfriend is funnys Dexter!!
AND ANAKIN IS SOOOOO WORRIED 'bout his little self's!!!!!!!! Ut oh's!!!!
We's tune ins laters!!!


Those Elgin Pugs said...


Anakin says he's glad yous guys were wears 'dem disguises 'cuz he didn't wants to get blamed for any of 'dis stuffs!! You knows... He and Mango..
dey look 'da same and alls....

Dory and the Mama said...

WOW...what a cool bag of goodies that Dennis's Dada has!!

Will Dexter find Mango....
Will Tula finally admit her love for Mango...
Will Mercy bite Dexter???

We can't wait to see the next installment!

Smileys & Snuggles!
Dory, Jacob and Bilbo

Anonymous said...

OMD are you sure that no one was hurt???

This is such an exciting adventure! I don't think that I can wait to see what happens next.

But I'll try real hard!

Woo woo, Tessa

Joe Stains said...

Well I feel pretty good knowing Dexter is in charge of the rescue. I am sure we won't be seeing Tanner for a while. Also, he appears to be UNDER Mango so we might not be seeing him for a LONG while.

Lorenza said...

For some reason I knew you all would end in jail! Dennis sure knows about that!
Kisses and hugs

Benny and Lily said...

Mango your adventure is hysterical. That Pennsylvania is nutty. BOL. Did you ever find the tennis balls?
Benny & Lily

Mr Koda MD said...

Mum has Lite Mango icecream... it must be made of a different Mango....

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

How exciting!! We are sitting on the edge of our PoochieSeats waiting to see how this all pans out!!
BabyRD and Hootie

ocmist said...

Oh NO!!! See, I told you that daughter of mine was a hand full!!! Never does what she's told! At least it looks like her stubbornness is coming in handy for a change. She IS a pushy little thing! Dott

Deborah said...

It does look like the honeymoon is over! LOL

What a great summer adventure!


♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wow, we are astonished that Loki is so evil - we think something is wrong with this picture - that is so NOT the Loki we know. Dexter, we sure hope you can rescue the others, here is your chance to do something good for the Mango Man.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog ummm i meen hello dexter its dennis the vizsla dog hay with dadas bag of triks i no we wil reskyew mango and the others in no time!!! i just hope trouble is not involvd in this eevil plot tho!!! ok bye