PeeWee's stupid labradork contest is almost over... FINALLY. I do want to direct your attention to this special black lab post from the lovely Minnie-Moo. She is so adorable she could almost make me think labs aren't so bad after all.
Whilst the squirt compiles the official voting post, I thought I would do a recap of the entries which I, Mango, deemed unsuitable due to their questionable nature...
I recognize that stuffie from Airedale Heaven, home of Penny and Patches, but I sure don't recognize that doggie.
This entry came with the curious note of "A lab, by any other name, will smell as sweet." And I must say if the only requirement for Dexter's Dumb Contest were to be black of face and annoying then this wee beast would certainly qualify.
You see those stout little leggies? Nom, nom, nom, bet they taste like chicken.
I think that bad Josie made this absurd photo of little Minnie-Me Anakin's face.
And then stole his spray paint to create;
Pugs! Can't live with 'em, can't, er, um.... brain fart! Too many labravibes around here.
Lifeguard? Humph! I would certainly learn how to swim fast if I saw this little land shark headed my way.
This is just wrong.
The stuff of nightmares, eh? Hang on, that wide bottom reminds me a bit of the dust mop momma uses the pick up the labrafurs from the floor. Maybe this is some sort of designer clean up after itself doggie.
El'bow! Not funny! Why would you do such a thing? I can see it is you with a stupid PeeWee head all photoshopped on to your large and handsome self. Please, the mastiff is the perfect dog, right? Never silly or dorky.
If all it took to qualify as a labradoink, then I, Mango would be one too and this we know is not the case. Dave, embrace your floofiness and stop with the shameless behaviors.
I think this guy's brother, stoner golden retriever, lives at the beauty parlor (to which I went just last week). I always pee on him.
You might be thinking, "Hey, Mango, that is an actual labragal, albeit a blond one." And you would be correct because this photo is none other than Moose's half beaked sister, Mandy which I found myself referring to when I received...
THIS! Come on, now... she calls herself
Hi Dexter- we have not me before because nobody made a blog for me. My sister Mandy sometimes gets airtime on Moose's blog but I always get ignored. I know I sort of look like Mandy but I am NOT Mandy... I am Blandy!
See Mandy gets all the attention just because she is Blonde. Clearly she is not eligible since she is a yellow labradog, but since I AM a black Labradog I am totally eligible. Please accept my entry!
- Mandy Blandy
You sure had the midget fooled, but NOT the Mango. Bad dog! Bad dog!
This wily little CORGI sent gullible PeeWee a note as follows;
Hello... My name is Giml... Uh, Gimlab... Uh, I'm a black labradog, as you can see from my picture. See my shiney black coat and big, stupid... Uh, I mean big beautiful smile with all those gleaming pearly whites? I LOVE to swim and get in the water. I have long stilt-like legs and a black, ropey tail, and don't all Labradogs have those? Nuanie... Uh, I mean my Auntie has a labradog and she will about beat you to death with that long old ropey tail of hers! She can't enter cause she's yellow... as in not black. Uh... I visit the Country Corgis a lot, so you can use their email address and blog address... http://countrycorgis.blogspot.com/ Oh, and I've got a big ego, too, and don't Labradogs have those? So you can just mail me my prize when you're finished with this contest, ok?
Can you believe that the simple minded PeeWee actually wanted to let this entry in? He was all, "Oh Mango! She is just beautiful!" NOT! No, my wee brother, THIS is an abomination!
Not surprising. Suck up teacher's pet always trying to be Mr. Popular even if it means hiding his beard under a pointy labrahead. He even made a post about how he is better than a lab, but I am starting to think there is a reason why he was invited to be part of the goon squad. Read his post here if you must.
Quite the cast of characters, eh?
Oh, and in a desperate attempt to get even a drop of Momma's attentions, I though that perhaps if I, Mango, donned a labrasquirt outfit that she might actually play with ME!
Sadly, due to the difficulty of holding PeeWee still long enough to collect ample furs, it was a tight fit and squeezed my Mango-ness most unfortunately causing this highly embarrassing situation.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!