Friends, my momma says that she has something called a tipping point when it comes to reading blogs. Now given that I am large and wildly handsome and have many pals, my google reader accumulates posts at the rate of about 50 / day. WOW!
But there are times like this week when momma is all doing who knows what and does not help me read and then the approach to the tipping point begins;
First she says "Oh Mango, we will just read a couple and leave the rest for tomorrow"
Then it's "Oh Mango, we will just scan a few but no time for comments"
And THEN "Oh Mango, your google reader has [insert large number here] unread posts! We will never catch up! Time to mark all as read and start over."
Yes, you heard me, "MARK ALL AS READ!" Now she also says, "Oh Mango, your friends will understand if you don't comment on a few posts because they have busy humans too."
Yuh, and then she says, "Oh Mango, you really shouldn't post because it would not be fair if we cannot read other bloggies."
To which I say, "Oh lazy DOH! The Mango will post whenever he wants, thank you very much, and just hope that my pals will understand that I live with a lazy labraloving stingy toy hoarding witch."
Sigh. So even though she totally reached her tipping point this morning, I hope my pals will forgive my lack of witticisms and enjoy this latest entry into PeeWee's dumb labradoink competition.
I give you;
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. The nasty old fart even blackmails me sometimes and says I have to choose between happy fun times mastiff agilities in my yard and reading blogs, can you believe it? As if!