OK, I am supposed to tell you that today, August 28th, is the final day to get your votes in for Dexter's Dumb Black Lab Contest. Sheesh. Consider yourselves told.
Hey! You know doggie skool is not just about sitting and staying and whatnot. Especially when you are in super advanced graduate skool such as my large and educated self.
Allow me to explain.
To start, you kind of have to dress up for skool so I wore this lovely tablecloth, er, I mean bandanana which I received just last week at the beauty salon.
So the first thing we did was the doggie weave poles. Now I know that stupid PeeWee is all about the agilities weave poles, but these kind are so much more fun.
All us doggies sit about whilst one weaves in and out. What a great opportunity for me to check out Tula's muscle butt. Yowsa!
Then we did something called a relay race. Yuh. The humans carry a nommy cookie on a spoon and run back and forth with their doggies and you have to not eat it or drop it or anything.
Tula was my team captain and our team was called Tula's Tornadoes! Dumb stuck up teacher's pet Norwood was the captain of the other team. I forget their name... let's just say it was LOSERS because our team WON for sure, thanks to my most speedy mastiff sprints. I was what ya call the anchor dog.
Next up, musical chairs. Now this one is kind of hard because you have to walk around and around and listen to some really bad music which can make you feel quite dizzy and disoriented.
Then, when the music stops you have to sit still and the humans all go SQUEEEEE and run to sit in a chair.
There goes Norwood...
See this wee beastie? I did not get close enough to check out his / her undercarriage, but this is the dog that won at the musical chairs.
EEEEEE! A wolf!
Tula opted out of the chair game as she was having a bad hair day. And then idiot Norwood went on strike once he found out that he wasn't going to win.
A most invigorating hour well spent.
And after? Well, you can just imagine...
You can see my live action skool movie here!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!